Most Annoying Modern Vernacular

[FVBTVS]

narrative

[spacehamster]

"Love this for me."

[kevin hash]

Cap / no cap

Fuckin die.

[Necrometer]

Ha!

Not all that modern, but...

"...and that's a good thing."

[The Bill]

Ha!

Not all that modern, but...

"...and that's a good thing."

I disagree. “…so then I ended up taking a dump on the dog’s head, and that’s a good thing.” Works for me.



Grown ass women calling each other ‘girl’.

[featherboa]

when older people say a bunch of gen-z modern vernacular as a "joke"

[The Bill]

when older people say a bunch of gen-z modern vernacular as a "joke"

My old brain can’t even process the terminology to do that. If, for example, I say “I ship Super Mario and Sonic the Hedge Hog” by body usually goes into epileptic shock before I can finish that.

[pooptastik]

"Yuck your yum"

met this woman through a dating app, she's 2 years older than me but she's one of those people who really tries to be current with whatever trends. we were just exchanging lists of things we like and she said that...i was relieved that we only went on two dates. i shouldn't have went on a date with her on the first place after hearing that shit.

[postaddiction]

What does that even mean?

[Whee of the Dead]

guessing she thinks a thing he enjoys is yucky

[FVBTVS]

keep that same energy

[postaddiction]

narrative

https://www.youtube.com/c/ControlYourNarrative

This is what focusing on one's narrative looks like.

[Hunter]

I've been hearing a lot of sentences ending with "... is the the thing." lately. Gets annoying, especially if it sounds tacked on.

[Necrometer]

a recent email I received had the following as the valediction:

V/r

google tells me this is short for "very respectfully"

is it very respectful to type as few characters as possible?

I think not

[FVBTVS]

yadda yadda yadda yours truly