the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived

[Eight Bit Alien]

This is true

One time on Christmas morning i went downstairs and my cat was covered in blood, because she was killing a gigantic garter snake while golden winter light poured onto her through the window like a spotlight from a police helicopter.

After checking her for bites I kinda wondered why the fuck i had just stepped into a Rubens painting, like the symbolism was so straightforward I had to replay the last few days in my head to make sure I hadn't asked the universe for a sign.

I haven't showered since Saturday btw

[featherboa]

symbolic

[FVBTVS]

[godofdeadlydeath]

that symbolic act performed by your cat was SO VIVIIIIIIID

[postaddiction]

Anybody want to go to the strip club and see 50 Cent sit in a booth? Gotta grab tickets today or else they'll be $100 each

[postaddiction]

[ghost boner]

Door to door like 5 hours if you exclude the nightmare holiday traffic

I'm tempted drive up Tuesday night and stay in the most adequate hotel in Barstow (oof) or Victorville (yeesh)

Victorville, while being a giant shithole, actually has some nice hotels. The home 2 and Hampton inn are nice and next to some serious eats. I grew up there so I can recommend some good food. If you do stay there make sure to eat at alazanes and get the Texano burrito. Fuck, I want one right God damn now

[FVBTVS]

[the awesome Assassin]

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[Introvert]

I advanced my EGO addiction and got the pole saw today. I have some annoying apricot trees that need to be shaved way back before winter. It will also come in handy for keeping up on my giant birch trees. Probably getting time for me to figure out a storage idea for all my new toys and their batteries and chargers.

[Eight Bit Alien]

Fucking chain always pops off

Idk maybe i suck at using a tiny chainsaw from 20 feet away

[featherboa]

git gud

[Eight Bit Alien]

What the fuck did you just say to me

[Eight Bit Alien]

I'm on fucking steroids and BTW I'm a racist vampire BITCH

[Necrophilic Mallard]

[FVBTVS]

[postaddiction]

Throwback Tuesday!

[ThePhillyExperiment]

[pooptastik]

[FVBTVS]

[FVBTVS]

[postaddiction]

I'm going to be on Fox tonight. you'll cowards better tune in

[featherboa]

https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/a ... via%3Dihub

necrometer can you get some of this yeast from somewhere thanks

[FVBTVS]

hard to evevn explain in standard board tone and persona but even though the storm looks to be avoiding the south east where im at ,my parents on the east coast east of orlando directly in the path will probably experience it after its significantly downgraded, a cat 1, the powerful weird energy in the air and the environment that is generated by these things is beyond words. this one in particular is unbelievable. every living thing is experiencing its vibrations. the way animals behave when they know something is coming. birds standing around together in giant groups just nervously looking around, spiders tripling up their webs. everything everything everything is filled with it. ive been through dozens of these scenarios but this time, probably because of the glancing nature of its course to me, the world is just vibrating everywhere and feels like it wants to flip upside down should you turn your back on it

really unbelievably weird time

[FVBTVS]