What the fucking shit happened to The Onion?

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Haim "Power Rangers and every 80s cartoon theme writer" Saban was the biggest shareholder in Univision during 2016, the same year he and his wife were one of, if not the, biggest donors to Hillary Clintons campaign..

Suddenly they stopped making fun of Clinton and got really, really shitty.

I'm sure they were in no way related, nor is it even possible that they were related.

https://theintercept.com/2016/01/26/ha- ... the-onion/
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That was my conclusion as well.

Same fucking thing that happened to CNN :lol:

It's so fucking sad.
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Eight Bit Alien wrote: ↑Sat Sep 16, 2023 9:22 am That was my conclusion as well.

Same fucking thing that happened to CNN :lol:

It's so fucking sad.
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Google it. My name is "Varg Vikernes".

I have 8 children.
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Google it. My name is "Varg Vikernes".

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That's just a sarcastic op-ed :tdown:
livid dealer wrote: ↑Sat Jun 12, 2010 2:31 am DIO NEVER JUMPED ON WHAT WAS POPULAR (THE PROVERBIAL BANDWAGON)

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some very famous/powerful (and twitter famous) professor - who happens to be jewish - posted that tweet and praised it

his twitter account is gone now 🤷

i fucking hate the chokehold israel has on the narrative
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https://www.theonion.com/jada-pinkett-s ... 1850954293

:awesome:
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Necrometer wrote: ↑Sat Oct 14, 2023 11:49 pm some very famous/powerful (and twitter famous) professor - who happens to be jewish - posted that tweet and praised it

his twitter account is gone now 🤷

i fucking hate the chokehold israel has on the narrative
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this isn't funny
livid dealer wrote: ↑Sat Jun 12, 2010 2:31 am DIO NEVER JUMPED ON WHAT WAS POPULAR (THE PROVERBIAL BANDWAGON)

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Eight Bit Alien wrote: ↑Wed Jan 10, 2024 5:55 pm


this isn't funny
This is, though:

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/busin ... 235786101/
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https://apnews.com/article/onion-buys-i ... 937b3588e9

Satire publication The Onion buys Alex Jones’ Infowars at auction with help from Sandy Hook families
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'Infowars has been taken down!' Alex Jones freaks out on air as his website is confiscated
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That would be sick if they make him continue doing videos every day
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https://theonion.com/heres-why-i-decide ... -infowars/
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That article is really, really fucking funny.
Stabbed in the eyes with a fucking caak...

https://linktr.ee/unharrowed
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not so fast, faggot
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the sandy hook people chipped in for the onion??
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