The Wolf of Relapse

[hipster holocaust]

[hipster holocaust]

Dude next to me nailed a 200k deal at 30% (60k commission)

They won’t pay me my 300 weekly until I come back after the mandatory Xmas/new years break

Love life

[Eight Bit Alien]

You need to close a deal

[cxwx]

[Necrometer]

closers close

[hipster holocaust]

Yeah well the coke ran out due to funds

[postaddiction]

Tell them you'll close when they fill the break room with coffee for your nose

[hipster holocaust]

I was thinking about asking them to front me the money yesterday and then ghosting them

but that would be unethical

[hipster holocaust]

lol funny you mentioned that. I told the guy next to me I’m gonna be in Philly next week and he asked if I was gonna go to Geno’s cheesesteaks. I said I go to Pat’s across the street instead since they don’t have any boneheaded racist signs saying press 1 for English and 2 for deportation. He replied with if you can’t order in English you shouldn’t get your food. FUCK THIS FUCKING PLACE

As them what country Spain is in

Haha I just learned his wife is a Mexican immigrant

[cxwx]

lol funny you mentioned that. I told the guy next to me I’m gonna be in Philly next week and he asked if I was gonna go to Geno’s cheesesteaks. I said I go to Pat’s across the street instead since they don’t have any boneheaded racist signs saying press 1 for English and 2 for deportation. He replied with if you can’t order in English you shouldn’t get your food. FUCK THIS FUCKING PLACE

As them what country Spain is in

Haha I just learned his wife is a Mexican immigrant

She's probably more racist than he is. Never underestimate the obnoxiousness of a Latino conservative.

[hipster holocaust]

100%

[hipster holocaust]

Closed an over $100,000 deal today.

More excited about going to 3 job interviews instead of work tomorrow

[Eight Bit Alien]

Whenever anyone brings that pats/genos shit up i always say wawa


You can also say that they both suck and are for tourists, and nothing compared to a real sandwich from [pick the name of any character from the Rocky movies, eg Paulie Mickey Clubber ]'s "off south"

[hipster holocaust]

Hah man I like Pat’s fuck you

[cxwx]

Closed an over $100,000 deal today.

More excited about going to 3 job interviews instead of work tomorrow

What do you clear on something like that?

[Introvert]

Been to Philly three times. Relapse Contamination Fest in 03, Pointless Fest in 04, and as a side trip of MDF 08. Both Pat’s and Geno’s were good, but I liked Jim’s the best. I know I had at least a few Wawa sandwiches that I liked a lot but I don’t think it was cheesesteak. Is Tatooed Mom’s not around anymore?

[hipster holocaust]

Closed an over $100,000 deal today.

More excited about going to 3 job interviews instead of work tomorrow

What do you clear on something like that?

Since it’s my first close not as much as you’d think but enough to float me another week or two. Gave me a bottle of champagne, forgot to tell them I was in rehab for alcohol but have every reason to believe they would still give it to me

Tattooed Mom was hands down my fave south street spot, not sure if it’s still around but a pic of me there was shot during a “best of Philly” article floating around my brother-in-law spotted one day years ago. Another was the birthday bar that still allowed (allows?) smoking inside, I vape now but it was still a trip.

[hipster holocaust]

Overconfident alcoholic in me proposed chugging the bottle of cham-pain in front of the entire office for $500 Friday, they agreed only if I didn’t stop, failed video of it is as piss shivery as one could expect

Dude across from me closed some random prick for $1.2 mil today

[cxwx]

What exactly is you are selling? Pork belly future? Frozen Concentrated ( invisible ) Orange Juice? Blackmailing rich assholes to not release Epstein Documents?

[hipster holocaust]

We tell people we’re buying their future revenue at a percentage

We kind of are giving them money that they need for a rip-off

We are literally white collar loan snarking without broken kneecaps. If they default we can’t do Jack shit. I also don’t get paid.

People who work here are happy

[cxwx]

loan snarking

Best typo

But seriously if you guys even collect on the debt is that just not public knowledge? I'm a poor piece of shit not a rich asshole but if my phone number somehow ended up on your list of glengarry leads could I get fronted a large amount of money that I will forget to ever pay back accidentally on purpose?