Sir Schwartz's Unstoppable Pro Wrestling Thread

[zombiehead]

Raven also used Nirvana

[cxwx]

[kevin hash]

Nia Jax fuckin sucks. I wouldn't even want to see her cunt. Dumpy piece of shit.

Aye aye

I do kind of wanna see her asshole.

[The Bill]

Nia Jax fuckin sucks. I wouldn't even want to see her cunt. Dumpy piece of shit.

Aye aye

I do kind of wanna see her asshole.

She has a pretty face. I wonder if turds evacuate from her with ease or it’s a pitched battle every time she’s on the throne.

[postaddiction]

It would be kind of interesting to see her cut a log. I would assume it resembles an elephant defecating

[The Bill]

I wonder if our great-grand fathers spoke like us or are we just depraved.

“Dog-gone! I’d sure as shottin’ like to canoodle her rumpus as she goes to the lavatory on me!”

[postaddiction]

We were sailors and shit, of course

[The Bill]

We were sailors and shit, of course

That reminds me, Popeye is now public domain. Toot toot!

[The Bill]

It was bad, but is Jim overreacting a touch?

[zombiehead]

I watched the match before listening to Cornette and didn't notice anything too cringy but once i focused on him, he does remind me of Eugene a bit. That powerslam was sick though.

[kevin hash]

Nia Jax fuckin sucks. I wouldn't even want to see her cunt. Dumpy piece of shit.

Aye aye

I do kind of wanna see her asshole.

She has a pretty face. I wonder if turds evacuate from her with ease or it’s a pitched battle every time she’s on the throne.

They fall right out. When she gets her coal chute railed out it's like putting your pud in a moon boot.

[The Bill]

Nia Jax fuckin sucks. I wouldn't even want to see her cunt. Dumpy piece of shit.

Aye aye

I do kind of wanna see her asshole.

She has a pretty face. I wonder if turds evacuate from her with ease or it’s a pitched battle every time she’s on the throne.

It’s like putting your pud in a moon boot.

Dude, even if we all cut off out cocks and attached them together like a human centipede scenario, it’s still not enough length to pass the badlands of ass cheek to reach the sphincter.

[kevin hash]

I remember fucking a few fat bitches back in the day and if I was snazzy enough to talk them into letting me probe their dinner morgue I was never sure if I was busting a load in their colon or if was was just washing poop crumbs off their asshole.

Who cares fuck em.

Anyways....who watched RAW on Netflix? It seemed weirdly filmed.

[godofdeadlydeath]

[The Bill]

Anyways....who watched RAW on Netflix? It seemed weirdly filmed.

I only got through The Rock, so far. If he’s a good guy, that fucking blows.

[godofdeadlydeath]

The Rock just completely ignoring everything cool and good his character did in 2024 just to be company PR man spokesman (but still carrying his fake People's Championship belt?) and just say "Cody and I are cool now!" and to just slightly glance at Roman after his match was really fucking stupid and lame. If Rock screws over Roman from winning the Rumble to set up a Wrestlemania match, then we're back in business, but in the meantime, that sucked.

[kevin hash]

The final boss is gonna pull a flair on sting (cody).