I just joined one of those online dating sites...

Music posts are a bannable offense.
Post Reply
User avatar
Necrometer
crippled god of the universe
Posts: 64681
Joined: Fri Aug 03, 2007 10:42 am
Location: Feelin' fine.

Re: I just joined one of those online dating sites...

Post by Necrometer »

I said I was NOT singling you out.
Image
good thing I'll be dead soon, cause I'm tired of liars winning
Vagectomy
I like to smell things.
Posts: 1638
Joined: Wed Apr 15, 2009 1:57 pm

Re: I just joined one of those online dating sites...

Post by Vagectomy »

Necrometer wrote:I said I was NOT singling you out.
TO THE KATBOX!





































Faggot
Image
User avatar
Geeheeb
Shit Stadium 4000
Posts: 24808
Joined: Fri Aug 03, 2007 9:18 am
Location: no place like alone

Re: I just joined one of those online dating sites...

Post by Geeheeb »

Who don't you just suck Palin's dick already, Geoff!?
FVBTVS wrote: Tue Feb 06, 2018 12:04 pmfrom enslavement to obliteration is older than abbey road
User avatar
cold radiance
DO THE DEW!
Posts: 1496
Joined: Fri Oct 23, 2009 11:51 am
Location: My Own Secret Garden

Re: I just joined one of those online dating sites...

Post by cold radiance »

Necrometer wrote:I'm with you to some extent Morpheus... not to single out Geoff or anything but the sexist caveman bullshit of this board is pretty tired. I wish this place could be more of an escape from the ESPN-outlook but I guess testosterone is testosterone. I am guilty of hypocrisy for playing along, too, of course.
Image
User avatar
Geeheeb
Shit Stadium 4000
Posts: 24808
Joined: Fri Aug 03, 2007 9:18 am
Location: no place like alone

Re: I just joined one of those online dating sites...

Post by Geeheeb »

I don't make the rules!
FVBTVS wrote: Tue Feb 06, 2018 12:04 pmfrom enslavement to obliteration is older than abbey road
User avatar
guardianoftheblind
Sir Posts-A-Lot
Posts: 14313
Joined: Sat Aug 04, 2007 10:53 pm
Location: ???

Re: I just joined one of those online dating sites...

Post by guardianoftheblind »

me and toby (vermin) joined that site (okcupid) for some laffs, and it's all fatties. few nice ones, though
ghost boner wrote:you can get it on the fire stick too. theres nothing this thing cant do
User avatar
Mari_Mar
Sir Posts-A-Lot
Posts: 13635
Joined: Wed May 28, 2008 4:16 pm
Contact:

Re: I just joined one of those online dating sites...

Post by Mari_Mar »

Geeheeb wrote:I don't make the rules!
Can I make the rules in this case???
Pisscubes wrote:"Females, as a whole, are horrible, souless creatures bent on the destruction of males".
User avatar
guardianoftheblind
Sir Posts-A-Lot
Posts: 14313
Joined: Sat Aug 04, 2007 10:53 pm
Location: ???

Re: I just joined one of those online dating sites...

Post by guardianoftheblind »

Mari_Mar wrote:
Geeheeb wrote:I don't make the rules!
Can I make the rules in this case???

Image
ghost boner wrote:you can get it on the fire stick too. theres nothing this thing cant do
User avatar
cold radiance
DO THE DEW!
Posts: 1496
Joined: Fri Oct 23, 2009 11:51 am
Location: My Own Secret Garden

Re: I just joined one of those online dating sites...

Post by cold radiance »

Pisscubes wrote:thread like the High School Athletics Coach one, secure in the knowledge that it's a joke.
:betternotstartanyshit:
User avatar
Friendly Goatus
Sir Posts-A-Lot
Posts: 12240
Joined: Thu Aug 27, 2009 4:00 am
Location: ಠ_ಠ

Re: I just joined one of those online dating sites...

Post by Friendly Goatus »

Necrometer wrote:I'm with you to some extent Morpheus... not to single out Geoff or anything but the sexist caveman bullshit of this board is pretty tired. I wish this place could be more of an escape from the ESPN-outlook but I guess testosterone is testosterone. I am guilty of hypocrisy for playing along, too, of course.
Hahahah what the fuck?
User avatar
cold radiance
DO THE DEW!
Posts: 1496
Joined: Fri Oct 23, 2009 11:51 am
Location: My Own Secret Garden

Re: I just joined one of those online dating sites...

Post by cold radiance »

Pisscubes wrote:
cold radiance wrote:
Pisscubes wrote:thread like the High School Athletics Coach one, secure in the knowledge that it's a joke.
:betternotstartanyshit:
:cry:

Suddenly I'm the Andrew WK of threads.
Like you're the only freak here.
User avatar
Geeheeb
Shit Stadium 4000
Posts: 24808
Joined: Fri Aug 03, 2007 9:18 am
Location: no place like alone

Re: I just joined one of those online dating sites...

Post by Geeheeb »

Better than being the Jay Leno, eh?
FVBTVS wrote: Tue Feb 06, 2018 12:04 pmfrom enslavement to obliteration is older than abbey road
User avatar
cold radiance
DO THE DEW!
Posts: 1496
Joined: Fri Oct 23, 2009 11:51 am
Location: My Own Secret Garden

Re: I just joined one of those online dating sites...

Post by cold radiance »

noah thirteen wrote:
Friendly Goatus wrote:
Necrometer wrote:I'm with you to some extent Morpheus... not to single out Geoff or anything but the sexist caveman bullshit of this board is pretty tired. I wish this place could be more of an escape from the ESPN-outlook but I guess testosterone is testosterone. I am guilty of hypocrisy for playing along, too, of course.
Hahahah what the fuck?
Hahahahah...... fuckin' Ross....... he must have told some girl he wants to bang to post here......
It must be Sensitive Friday. I didn't get the memo.
User avatar
doubleblumpkin
Sir Posts-A-Lot
Posts: 11358
Joined: Tue Jan 06, 2009 12:42 pm
Location: Echo Parque
Contact:

Re: I just joined one of those online dating sites...

Post by doubleblumpkin »

I've heard it mentioned a few times, but I believe plentyoffish is the way to go. I've never used it, as I've been in a relationship since hearing about it, but every friend I know that uses it fucks like crazy. The quality's not that great, and they're never keepers, but they get laid, something I think you're in desperate need of.
SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW
Image
Dad wrote:Pizza nigga
User avatar
Necrometer
crippled god of the universe
Posts: 64681
Joined: Fri Aug 03, 2007 10:42 am
Location: Feelin' fine.

Re: I just joined one of those online dating sites...

Post by Necrometer »

My post was just a "joke" like how Geoff was "joking" when he wanted to coach a girl's high school athletic team.
Image
good thing I'll be dead soon, cause I'm tired of liars winning
Deleted Account
Jesus never gave me that bike!
Posts: 4488
Joined: Tue Aug 28, 2007 11:58 pm

Re: I just joined one of those online dating sites...

Post by Deleted Account »

This is the story of Johnny Rotten....
One Man Show
User avatar
Astronaut
I like to smell things.
Posts: 1698
Joined: Tue Aug 21, 2007 4:15 am
Location: MIR

Re: I just joined one of those online dating sites...

Post by Astronaut »

A LOT of the jokes and humor on this board are tired.

But anyway, I'm rooting for you with this! try out plentyoffish as well. Thumbs up man, good luck !
User avatar
GLEN BENTON
Certified False.
Posts: 1121
Joined: Sat Jul 25, 2009 3:38 pm
Location: Arkansas

Re: I just joined one of those online dating sites...

Post by GLEN BENTON »

inglebert humperdink wrote:okcupid...

so far the only hits per week i've got is from some earthy/humanitarian chick from Little Rock. better than nothing... I guess.

Image
Image
Image

:|
GOOD LUCK!!!!!!!!
F/K/A HAPF
How's them beans, ma?
Posts: 3486
Joined: Mon Aug 06, 2007 6:21 pm

Re: I just joined one of those online dating sites...

Post by F/K/A HAPF »

Knowing Glen Benton and being his buddy with all his issues could get you in her furry mound.
Xbox live: dashboardmelted or HAPF
User avatar
Tony Twist
Elitist Prick
Posts: 7106
Joined: Mon Sep 14, 2009 6:23 pm
Location: In the box, 5 minutes at a time

Re: I just joined one of those online dating sites...

Post by Tony Twist »

All dating sites should have a mandatory Glenn Benton profile. Anyone wanna take the task?
User avatar
HeyWard
DO THE DEW!
Posts: 1561
Joined: Mon Sep 07, 2009 10:20 pm
Location: Forget it, Marge, it's Chinatown.”

Re: I just joined one of those online dating sites...

Post by HeyWard »

I'm on OKCupid, as I type this. Shit rules, I've gotten down with, like, 5-6 chicks from there. Most of them just wanna hang out and bang out, which is all I'm looking for currently.

Some fine-lookin' ladies on there in the NY-area.
Metal Parties for NY Fuckfaces Check It: cluster FUCKED

delmuerte "That's like a 1/10th of one dick, unless you're Scott Ward. In that case, it's like 10 dicks."
rape bear "I forgot to add: Scott Ward's pussy eating skills."
copstache "scott ward: rapist"
User avatar
Gookstorm
Freakin Insane & Stuff..
Posts: 2837
Joined: Fri Aug 03, 2007 4:25 pm
Location: pol(1,pi/e)
Contact:

Re: I just joined one of those online dating sites...

Post by Gookstorm »

I'm going to sum up exactly what Geoff's attitude is and why I support his judgments with no reservation.

Stuff White People Like. You'll have to read the commentary to understand the undercurrent that I feel makes many modern day "progressives" really just boring as fuck people easily manipulated like the sheep they desperately try to not be like, thereby ensuring they become part of yet another flock. Nothing escapes my biting criticism, not even well-intentioned progressivism. Because intent isn't as important in the end as the actual effects of one's actions.
ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR wrote:
Gookstorm wrote:Koreans hate Americans too much to ever fuck them, silly roundeyes.
obviously you never been to kunsan, osan, or seoul.
User avatar
NANOplague
I'm not very smart.
Posts: 6119
Joined: Sun Aug 19, 2007 5:19 pm
Location: Mother north

Re: I just joined one of those online dating sites...

Post by NANOplague »

The worst is when you see some hot chick, click on her other pics and she's holding a goddamned baby up next to her face.
Also, BC has to have the most hot chicks of anywhere.
"Infidel defilers... they shall all drown in lakes of blood." ~ Thulsa Doom
User avatar
zzzzzzzz
Unquestionable Presence
Posts: 824
Joined: Sun Jan 24, 2010 10:05 pm

Re: I just joined one of those online dating sites...

Post by zzzzzzzz »

Hilarious thread.

I signed up for sexsearch or fuckbook, one or the other and I got nothing but ugly fat bitches, and some really creepy long faced looking girl wanting to fuck in public.

I have found that driving through shitty chain pizza place drive throughs is a better way to find very attractive young girls, I mean I live in a weird place, but it works here.
Bored, Esq.

Re: I just joined one of those online dating sites...

Post by Bored, Esq. »

Gookstorm wrote:Nothing escapes my biting criticism
Dude...
Post Reply