Post something positive that happened today

[hana maru]

I just found out my surgery on Friday isn't going to put me in debt!!!

[hana maru]

my headache is almost gone!

[Reverend]

got a really cute umbrella on clearance today and it's supposed to be rainy all week, so i'll actually get to use it!

I cant believe they even sell those here . . .

i know, it's weird.

I'm almost positive stores novelty stores keep them around to fuck with us.

[krudmonk]

My fence fell over but I think it will bring me closer to my neighbors.

[hana maru]

I'm almost positive stores novelty stores keep them around to fuck with us.

ever go into a store on a day where it's sprinkling at best and they've got some rolling cart display packed with umbrellas parked right out front? haha...

[Reverend]

I'm almost positive stores novelty stores keep them around to fuck with us.

ever go into a store on a day where it's sprinkling at best and they've got some rolling cart display packed with umbrellas parked right out front? haha...

yeah, completely ridiculous how many they probably sell. Even better is the wet floor signs at all the entrances to the grocery stores, blindly pointing out the ethnic target market in red: "Cuidado Piso Mohado". So many people suing stores because they have the brain capacity of a heroine addicted goat, and the physics of putting rubber to tile with enough oil and water to make the Exxon Valdez shit bricks between them does not compute.

[Vanessa America]

My fence fell over but I think it will bring me closer to my neighbors.

That's some PMA right there.

[BUNGVOX]

mailorder arrived today.

coffee got drank.

[DeadWalrus]

Even better is the wet floor signs at all the entrances to the grocery stores, blindly pointing out the ethnic target market in red: "Cuidado Piso Mohado". So many people suing stores because they have the brain capacity of a heroine addicted goat, and the physics of putting rubber to tile with enough oil and water to make the Exxon Valdez shit bricks between them does not compute.

whats it like being a racist hillbilly? does banjo music constantly play in your head?

[bloodybloodlicker]

I totally rocked my first tenure-track faculty interview today!

I've had dinner, awesome beer (21st Amendment "Brew Free or Die IPA" on tap!), and now I'm chillin' in my hotel room, reveling in a great day.

Woooo!

[bloodybloodlicker]

Did you finish your dissertation already?

Nope, my defense will be in May.

[Geeheeb]

I got carbon monoxide exposure yesterday, and food poisoning today.

I don't believe in fate or luck, but I watched Atomic Cafe and its pretty sweet.

[stiffytheclown]

I went back on my vitamins. And last night my recent ex and I reconciled. Wined up sex followed by the morning bone.


I am a big fan of the morning bone.

[Krieg]

I got carbon monoxide exposure yesterday, and food poisoning today.

I don't believe in fate or luck, but I watched Atomic Cafe and its pretty sweet.

Karma is a bitch.

[gustavprom]

After paying a late phone bill in its entirely nearly 10 days ago, I finally got landline service back at my apartment.

[Dr Yail Bloor]

I watched a great bbc documentary on women cage fighters and am now listening to swans whilst prepping tea, these are all good things.

[cold radiance]

And last night my recent ex and I reconciled.

Ugh.

[Reverend]

Even better is the wet floor signs at all the entrances to the grocery stores, blindly pointing out the ethnic target market in red: "Cuidado Piso Mohado". So many people suing stores because they have the brain capacity of a heroine addicted goat, and the physics of putting rubber to tile with enough oil and water to make the Exxon Valdez shit bricks between them does not compute.

whats it like being a racist hillbilly? does banjo music constantly play in your head?

why am I racist? I just have extreme support for white people. I love niggers n shit.

[Hell-haine]

I won $300 at work. Best display window of the month.

[soiled depends]

I wacked off.

[Reverend]

I won $300 at work. Best display window of the month.

pictures?

[hana maru]

i made it to work today.

[smellmyfinger]

Printed in the darkroom, still awesome after 20+ years.

[hana maru]

Printed in the darkroom, still awesome after 20+ years.

(i miss it)

[inglebert humperdink]

Went to sleep on some clean sheets, right before a thunderstorm. slept good as a motherfucker!

Got my neck and back shaved. can feel entire t-shirts now.