ridiculous out of context INTERNET comment repository

[Necrometer]

Kick Ass! I can't believe I got to see a music video when it was first uploaded!

[From Blintzes to Crepes]

I'd love to blare this in the middle of Tesco's to put across how i feel about food shopping....dont know what the fuck he's saying but it conveys my feelings about it perfectly well.
Sistersinner1 1 month ago

[Necrometer]

U r being pessimistic, not realistic. There is nothing wrong with waiting in a long line for burgers as long as you are having the right thoughts inside the car. If a person is thinking the right thoughts, that person is feeling good. And besides, people may be reading, doing hw, listening to Air 1, etc. in that line. The "wasted gas" is partially used by trees to make oxygen when combined with sunlight. Trees need CO2 to grow bigger just like people need oxygen to grow bigger! Sub!!!

Wiccans are fags no matter how you look at it!

[fallbacktostone]

my brother has severe autism and i always tie his shoes for him. this song always reminds of him
ThinkYoureDreaming 8 months ago 39

[copstache]

i'm gonna pretend that was attached to this song

[james]

THEN U MUST BE A FAGGOT MY NIGGA
THAT BOLICUA PUSSY IS BLAZIN
I'D TEAR THAT ASS UP THEN MENTALLY DEGRADE HER INTELLIGENC
WHICH IS NONE ANY WAYS CUZ' SHE A FEMALE SLUT

[Necrometer]

I hope youre aware that genres are for zionists.

[From Blintzes to Crepes]

I hope youre aware that genres are for zionists.

Genres dont exist in my world. Genres are for closed minded dipshits. Music is an art. Not a trend!
mistacased 4 months ago

[Honky Kong 64]

I have lots of different toys that i love fucking myself with. I even have a pigtail butt plug. Let me be your fat piggy slut. I love to eat cake and get frosting everywhere. I'd do anything! I'm THAT awesome.

[fallbacktostone]

If they were $1,000,000 I would keep them. I have a $50,000 violin and I don't THINK about selling them.
Stradivarius12506 2 years ago

[Necrometer]

http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLDE1D03452B00F269

[fallbacktostone]

http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLDE1D03452B00F269

THUMBS UP IF YOUR CHRISTIAN BUT SLIPKNOT KICKS ASS TOO MUCH
Thejimmyshow99 1 month ago 96

[From Blintzes to Crepes]

go to reddit and say that. then youll know what its like to come face to face with real life JIDF. its no joke.

[Necrometer]

This is like jumping on a piece of shit in the street. With the 2 feets.

[From Blintzes to Crepes]

The first time I heard this I was masturbating while looking at the bikini clad women in Jet magazine. Believe me it was more romantic than it sounds. Then my grandma walked in and ruined the mood.
2112steveb 1 month ago

[Necrometer]

it's like when you're sixteen and you smoke a joint of weed and loneliness in your room

[fallbacktostone]

@xxdanxexx Youve never heard of cain and able from the bible? Basically cain kills able because able gave a goat to god and cain was jelly. BUUUUUT im not hear to preach religion, because personally my only god is brann dailor.
d4tr00p3r 4 hours ago

[frost]

am i emo just listening to marilyn manson and korn etc... and because i wear black, i fucking hate school, how in the hell do i look emo if the dress code is BLACK white green and shit, should i dye my hair pink mess up the dress code, and listen to justin biber and miley cyrus, (fuckin hate her) hate people who judge !!!!
ZombieFuckingFreak 36 minutes ago

[Necrometer]

My favorite things are swimming, yoga, meditation and walking. Sometimes, I a little bit work out for light lifting weight. I try to decrease fat on my abdomen and increase muscle on my triceps but I never succeed. Are you good on lifting weight?

hey asshole no ones going to listen to someone who thinks theres an h in rapist

[Pooeyegg]

Ross is back in this solo to get naked and show off his magnificent body. His head is usually shaved bald or cropped close and he wears a sexy goatee. Riley is insatiable and gets fucked some more. This gay bear has a hot beefy ass

[riley-o]

All great art is challenging; whether it's the finest work of Shakespeare, Tupac Shakur, or David Lynch

[fallbacktostone]

[Necrometer]

dude xbox sucks... why are such an idiot?

[d.hellion]

[quote="]

Yay! People always think it's strange when I'm listening to like High on Fire and knitting socks at the same time >.>]

[Necrometer]

I’ll admit it right now that I’ve been to a punk concert, where Bad Religion and Rise Against played. Both are great bands, but it was a complete culture shock for me, as I was tossed into the “mosh pit.” It was almost like these people weren’t human, but monsters with the way they wore their hair. How could I possibly take them seriously? Well it didn’t really matter at a punk rock concert, but I just couldn’t imagine interviewing them for a job. Could you even picture someone with a mohawk on the other side of the table, while you read off their resume and ask them questions? Would you laugh and think to yourself “I wish he put his picture on his resume so I could have eliminated him already”?