thread of audio abominations and various heresies.

[Wormholegenerator]

heyfuzzycub 1 month ago
GUYS, HER SON REALLY DIED! STOP BEING JERKS!!

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for those too wise to wander into certain threads:

lyrics:

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To the man that waited on me at the Starbucks down on Main, I hope you understand
When I put on that t-shirt, the only thing I meant to say is I'm a Skynyrd fan
The red flag on my chest somehow is like the elephant in the corner of the south
And I just walked him right in the room
Just a proud rebel son with an 'ol can of worms
Lookin' like I got a lot to learn but from my point of view

I'm just a white man comin' to you from the southland
Tryin' to understand what it's like not to be
I'm proud of where I'm from but not everything we've done
And it ain't like you and me can re-write history
Our generation didn't start this nation
We're still pickin' up the pieces, walkin' on eggshells, fightin' over yesterday
And caught between southern pride and southern blame

They called it Reconstruction, fixed the buildings, dried some tears
We're still siftin' through the rubble after a hundred-fifty years
I try to put myself in your shoes and that's a good place to begin
But it ain't like I can walk a mile in someone else's skin

'Cause I'm a white man livin' in the southland
Just like you I'm more than what you see
I'm proud of where I'm from but not everything we've done
And it ain't like you and me can re-write history
Our generation didn't start this nation
And we're still paying for the mistakes
That a bunch of folks made long before we came
And caught between southern pride and southern blame

LL COOL J (in parentheses below)

Dear Mr. White Man, I wish you understood
What the world is really like when you're livin' in the hood
Just because my pants are saggin' doesn't mean I'm up to no good
You should try to get to know me, I really wish you would
Now my chains are gold but I'm still misunderstood
I wasn't there when Sherman's March turned the south into firewood
I want you to get paid but be a slave I never could
Feel like a new fangled Django, dodgin' invisible white hoods
So when I see that white cowboy hat, I'm thinkin' it's not all good
I guess we're both guilty of judgin' the cover not the book
I'd love to buy you a beer, conversate and clear the air
But I see that red flag and I think you wish I wasn't here

I'm just a white man
(If you don't judge my do-rag)
Comin' to you from the southland
(I won't judge your red flag)
Tryin' to understand what it's like not to be
I'm proud of where I'm from
(If you don't judge my gold chains)
But not everything we've done
(I'll forget the iron chains)
It ain't like you and me can re-write history
(Can't re-write history baby)

Oh, Dixieland
(The relationship between the Mason-Dixon needs some fixin')
I hope you understand what this is all about
(Quite frankly I'm a black Yankee but I've been thinkin' about this lately)
I'm a son of the new south
(The past is the past, you feel me)
And I just want to make things right
(Let bygones be bygones)
Where all that's left is southern pride
(RIP Robert E. Lee but I've gotta thank Abraham Lincoln for freeing me, know what I mean)
It's real, it's real
It's truth

[doubleblumpkin]

Is that Jason Tipton?

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[FVBTVS]

anything by poison the well

[Cascade Whore]

anything by poison the well

One of their old guitar players is in that stupid Sleigh Bells band

[copstache]

i have a poison the well album on cd

it was 1998, what do you want from me?

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i'll take a brief sincere apology in the nwiot

[james]

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[Cascade Whore]

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deftones

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deft1111111111111111111111111

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any poster who can manage to get past the 2 or 3 minute mark should report back. if they come back

[Geeheeb]

oh man, a dude i know pretty much exclusively dates girls like that

[james]

any poster who can manage to get past the 2 or 3 minute mark should report back. if they come back

Made it like 70 seconds. I only ever feel safe talking to old people. I hate this. I want to be 46 years old

[copstache]

i made it though the whole thing. if you can survive the first minute or so then the rest is easy comparatively. i feel like scott ward is probably friends with these people.

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i wanna make the sky cum

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I wish I didn't watch that

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you guys are my brave soldiers

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but Febbie, isn't this just the music version of Girls? where we're supposed to hate them?

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nooooooo. It isn't..

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I feel like my spirit was raped by that video

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interiorsemiotics808

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interiorsemiotics808

ahahaha I'm 3:33 in now and a bit ago I was pondering how this one could best be framed with respect to ol' I.S.

I'd only made it like 90 seconds in on my first try (work interrupted), so the Girls comparison was underinformed. but now it's not. it is that

OK finished it...

s in general

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so the Girls comparison was underinformed. but now it's not. it is that

ross i'm going to insist that you stop baby talking and act like gwown up