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hahaha, 30% don't reach orgasm when touching themselves. fuck, how uptight do you have to be?

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I've faked it many times. It's easy if you're wearing a condom cause you can just slip it out and cup it like you're trying to not spill the cum and she'll never see that there's nothing in it then flush it. HTH
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doubleblumpkin wrote:I've faked it many times. It's easy if you're wearing a condom cause you can just slip it out and cup it like you're trying to not spill the cum and she'll never see that there's nothing in it then flush it. HTH
when you flush condoms they drain to the ocean and bottlenose dolphins get them stuck on thier snouts. they suffocate and die.
please dont flush them
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Double Anal wrote:
doubleblumpkin wrote:I've faked it many times. It's easy if you're wearing a condom cause you can just slip it out and cup it like you're trying to not spill the cum and she'll never see that there's nothing in it then flush it. HTH
when you flush condoms they drain to the ocean and bottlenose dolphins get them stuck on thier snouts. they suffocate and die.
please dont flush them
yeah, really. tie that shit and use the trash.

even if you hate dolphins like the Nips do, protect your fucking plumbing.
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haha...condoms..... :roll:
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krudmonk wrote:hahaha, 30% don't reach orgasm when touching themselves. fuck, how uptight do you have to be?
that's regarding "vaginal orgasm" whose very existence is questionable at best / only 6.6 fail at clitblasting
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Cash wrote:
krudmonk wrote:hahaha, 30% don't reach orgasm when touching themselves. fuck, how uptight do you have to be?
that's regarding "vaginal orgasm" whose very existence is questionable at best / only 6.6 fail at clitblasting
ah, I didn't follow all the headings and subheadings. this must be why my statistics teacher would beat me with a yardstick.
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googled rodnots band and found this old article... i forgot all about it

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Streven Adler wrote:
monsterod wrote:haha...condoms..... :roll:
this explains the bastard child, and the aids.
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Streven Adler wrote:
monsterod wrote:haha...condoms..... :roll:
this explains the bastard child, and the aids.
Call me skinny and you've met your quota. You old, ugly, self-loathing pile of useless cum.
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Also, you're an ITG with no balls. I think that's it.
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Mari_Mar wrote:
Streven Adler wrote:
monsterod wrote:haha...condoms..... :roll:
this explains the bastard child, and the aids.
jesus Joe...
I'd go raw on you too.
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You better stop making up lies about me stephie....
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hey man it's possible to raw dog and not get aids

just sayin
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Pyrite Medal of Ignorance wrote:hey man it's possible to raw dog and not get aids

just sayin
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anybody that has had sex with more than 10 people and says they've never raw dogged, EVER....is probably lying.

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Streven Adler wrote:jesus, joe... you're really scraping the bottom lately.
Someone find me that pot-kettle jpg?
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Pyrite Medal of Ignorance wrote:hey man it's possible to raw dog and not get aids

just sayin
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