relax and look at the doggie
random picture thread....
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hahaha, 30% don't reach orgasm when touching themselves. fuck, how uptight do you have to be?
relax and look at the doggie
relax and look at the doggie
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I've faked it many times. It's easy if you're wearing a condom cause you can just slip it out and cup it like you're trying to not spill the cum and she'll never see that there's nothing in it then flush it. HTH
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when you flush condoms they drain to the ocean and bottlenose dolphins get them stuck on thier snouts. they suffocate and die.doubleblumpkin wrote:I've faked it many times. It's easy if you're wearing a condom cause you can just slip it out and cup it like you're trying to not spill the cum and she'll never see that there's nothing in it then flush it. HTH
please dont flush them
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yeah, really. tie that shit and use the trash.Double Anal wrote:when you flush condoms they drain to the ocean and bottlenose dolphins get them stuck on thier snouts. they suffocate and die.doubleblumpkin wrote:I've faked it many times. It's easy if you're wearing a condom cause you can just slip it out and cup it like you're trying to not spill the cum and she'll never see that there's nothing in it then flush it. HTH
please dont flush them
even if you hate dolphins like the Nips do, protect your fucking plumbing.
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that's regarding "vaginal orgasm" whose very existence is questionable at best / only 6.6 fail at clitblastingkrudmonk wrote:hahaha, 30% don't reach orgasm when touching themselves. fuck, how uptight do you have to be?
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ah, I didn't follow all the headings and subheadings. this must be why my statistics teacher would beat me with a yardstick.Cash wrote:that's regarding "vaginal orgasm" whose very existence is questionable at best / only 6.6 fail at clitblastingkrudmonk wrote:hahaha, 30% don't reach orgasm when touching themselves. fuck, how uptight do you have to be?
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googled rodnots band and found this old article... i forgot all about it
But they're even more than just fun. The boards empower posters as well, giving them a global voice not otherwise available on such a scale. "Necropolis Rising" tells of actually using his MetalManiacs.com board postings to land his band a favorable review in the Metal Maniacs print magazine, and to get a photo he took of Megadeth published in the magazine as well. On the message boards, everyone is on equal footing. And on the message boards, you never know who's gonna read what you wrote. Word on the street is that Phil Anselmo and Danny Lilker have posted on the Relapse board, that members of Manowar, and Katyklysm have shown up at Metal Maniacs, and that Deceased, October 31, and Satyricon members stop by Lapland with varying frequency.
http://www.metalupdate.com/interviewboards.html
But they're even more than just fun. The boards empower posters as well, giving them a global voice not otherwise available on such a scale. "Necropolis Rising" tells of actually using his MetalManiacs.com board postings to land his band a favorable review in the Metal Maniacs print magazine, and to get a photo he took of Megadeth published in the magazine as well. On the message boards, everyone is on equal footing. And on the message boards, you never know who's gonna read what you wrote. Word on the street is that Phil Anselmo and Danny Lilker have posted on the Relapse board, that members of Manowar, and Katyklysm have shown up at Metal Maniacs, and that Deceased, October 31, and Satyricon members stop by Lapland with varying frequency.
http://www.metalupdate.com/interviewboards.html
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jesus Joe...Streven Adler wrote:this explains the bastard child, and the aids.monsterod wrote:haha...condoms.....
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Call me skinny and you've met your quota. You old, ugly, self-loathing pile of useless cum.Streven Adler wrote:this explains the bastard child, and the aids.monsterod wrote:haha...condoms.....
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Also, you're an ITG with no balls. I think that's it.
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I'd go raw on you too.Mari_Mar wrote:jesus Joe...Streven Adler wrote:this explains the bastard child, and the aids.monsterod wrote:haha...condoms.....
turn these off meatman.
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You better stop making up lies about me stephie....
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hey man it's possible to raw dog and not get aids
just sayin
just sayin
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<------living (for now) proofPyrite Medal of Ignorance wrote:hey man it's possible to raw dog and not get aids
just sayin
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anybody that has had sex with more than 10 people and says they've never raw dogged, EVER....is probably lying.
WE ALL HAVE AIDS BY ASSOCIATION
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WE ALL HAVE AIDS BY ASSOCIATION
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Someone find me that pot-kettle jpg?Streven Adler wrote:jesus, joe... you're really scraping the bottom lately.
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fucking grossPyrite Medal of Ignorance wrote:hey man it's possible to raw dog and not get aids
just sayin