Latest movie you watched (1-10 scale)

guardianoftheblind · Post by **guardianoftheblind** » Tue Jun 14, 2011 9:37 am

nausicaa of the valley of the wind?

The Schwartz · Post by **The Schwartz** » Tue Jun 14, 2011 9:58 am

ghost boner · Post by **ghost boner** » Tue Jun 14, 2011 3:25 pm

black death - 8. would have been better if they trimmed down the shaky camera. so sick of that shit

Wolfey · Post by **Wolfey** » Tue Jun 14, 2011 5:34 pm

guardianoftheblind wrote:nausicaa of the valley of the wind?

Kurt Russell's Beard · Tue Jun 14, 2011 5:46 pm

ghost boner wrote:black death - 8. would have been better if they trimmed down the shaky camera. so sick of that shit

They think it makes it seem more real, more immediate. But you know what's more real? A static medium shot. Let characters walk out of frame if need be, walk back in. Compose your damn shots. Go study how the masters did it.

ghost boner · Post by **ghost boner** » Tue Jun 14, 2011 6:13 pm

totally agreed man. totally agreed.

also silence of the lambs - 0/10

Necrometer · Post by **Necrometer** » Tue Jun 14, 2011 6:15 pm

ghost boner wrote:totally agreed man. totally agreed.

also silence of the lambs - 0/10

FUCK - harsh!

ghost boner · Post by **ghost boner** » Tue Jun 14, 2011 6:28 pm

what man? shaky cameras do suck

Necrometer · Post by **Necrometer** » Wed Jun 15, 2011 1:18 am

Super 8 - 8/10 Went down easy and covered all the bases. At least one critic said "this is a good movie that makes you want to watch a great one" but that's bullshit, it's just as good as ET or whatever else jewberg is responsible for.

fallbacktostone · Post by **fallbacktostone** » Wed Jun 15, 2011 1:21 am

fuck you ross

dont make me defend fucking spielbergo because you're too jewish to know that ET and goonies were still way better

gtfo

Necrometer · Post by **Necrometer** » Wed Jun 15, 2011 1:21 am

I've only seen the special edition, whose fault is that really

ghost boner · Post by **ghost boner** » Wed Jun 15, 2011 1:22 am

dammit i was hoping my attempt at trolling for the first time would do better. SOtL was a 10

riley-o · Post by **riley-o** » Wed Jun 15, 2011 1:24 am

i'm really enjoying how comfortable we've all become with the judaism insults

fallbacktostone · Post by **fallbacktostone** » Wed Jun 15, 2011 1:25 am

and i just noticed you calling me out over tree of life for some reason

what the fuck is happening here

i havent even fucking SEEN IT

i quit the board

Necrometer · Post by **Necrometer** » Wed Jun 15, 2011 1:25 am

look I know you will watch it, and I'm just secretly hoping you'll give it less than a 10

I know this puts us in an awkward stance vis a vis Heisenberg but there we are

hahaha this trailer, just bullet-pointed spoilers really

I'm going to pull this one next time someone tries to claim that's a nowadays phenomenon

Necrometer · Post by **Necrometer** » Wed Jun 15, 2011 1:27 am

oh just saw your goonies kikedit

are you proposing that sloth is an alien or

copstache · Post by **copstache** » Wed Jun 15, 2011 1:27 am

fallbacktostone wrote:fuck you ross

dont make me defend fucking spielbergo because you're too jewish to know that ET and goonies were still way better

gtfo

yeah except ET is a piece of shitty shit. i'm not backing down on this one

Necrometer · Post by **Necrometer** » Wed Jun 15, 2011 1:30 am

rubber space trannies leave the hall

fallbacktostone · Post by **fallbacktostone** » Wed Jun 15, 2011 1:33 am

Necrometer wrote:oh just saw your goonies kikedit

are you proposing that sloth is an alien or

do you not see the obvious overlap between super 8 and goonies or are you living in a basement closed off from the real world with a little girl and her diary

if you are i'm going to be there soon. you cant fucking hide.

riley-o · Post by **riley-o** » Wed Jun 15, 2011 1:41 am

ghost boner wrote:dammit i was hoping my attempt at trolling for the first time would do better. SOtL was a 10

it's just because james didn't see it

you would have paid dearly

you still might simply for using that as troll fodder

Necrometer · Post by **Necrometer** » Wed Jun 15, 2011 1:42 am

fallbacktostone wrote:do you not see the obvious overlap between super 8 and goonies or are you living in a basement closed off from the real world with a little girl and her diary

if you are i'm going to be there soon. you cant fucking hide.

I'd typically golem you a little bit right now but I'm extremely emotionally vulnerable and frankly I can't risk the repercussions

so man-to-man I'll grant you that yeah, the Goonies elements do indeed make one want to revisit Goonies, which undeniably rules - I mean Brolin alone

so maybe that critic was onto something

but it's sort of a copout if the guy says "makes you want to watch a great one" and he's specifically talking about Goonies... this is not what an indefinite article is for

so E.T. would really have needed to come through, and she didn't

ghost boner · Post by **ghost boner** » Wed Jun 15, 2011 1:42 am

thats the main reason i did that. james needs a good trollin'

Krieg · Post by **Krieg** » Wed Jun 15, 2011 1:45 am

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riley-o · Post by **riley-o** » Wed Jun 15, 2011 3:24 am

8mm - premium nick cage/10

SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW

the faces he makes when he watches the snuff film the first time told me right away that i was in for a wild ride

also the machine had danzig posters on his wall

Whee of the Dead · Post by **Whee of the Dead** » Wed Jun 15, 2011 7:42 am

Necrometer wrote:Super 8 - 8/10 Went down easy and covered all the bases. At least one critic said "this is a good movie that makes you want to watch a great one" but that's bullshit, it's just as good as ET or whatever else jewberg is responsible for.

SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW

I love how they solve all alien exposition problems just by having the characters go to school and learn the plot.

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