Post reasons to kick me out of a van
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Hahahaha WTF are you sure that isn't gangrene?
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i can't help i have midget hands any more than you can help your flaws...that picture is well ove a year old though, i maye have been slightly fatter...
midget hands are forever, though...
2 mins ago, thinking about how i could never hope to be able to reach all the way around riley's monster schlong
midget hands are forever, though...
2 mins ago, thinking about how i could never hope to be able to reach all the way around riley's monster schlong
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Degree Absolute wrote:Hahahaha WTF are you sure that isn't gangrene?
i got titty fucked by a 115lb crusty
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I think he abused your weird boobs because he didn't respect you, which was exactly why he was fucking you.
You'd better get used to that sort of thing. When you get older you won't be able to date young, effeminate guys who can't open a jar of vegenaise anymore.
You'd better get used to that sort of thing. When you get older you won't be able to date young, effeminate guys who can't open a jar of vegenaise anymore.
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no wonder her tits are all bruised up if they couldn't get the lid off the closest thing to lube available...Friendly Goatus wrote:effeminate guys who can't open a jar of vegenaise anymore.
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goatus i'm pretty sure he could open jars just fine, i mean that's how he stored his weed before we smoked out pre-grief listening sessions. pfffft.
i didn't respect him either, so it was all good. i mean i do as a person, but he is sort of a weird friend ever since we hooked up. i think he might be the one that gave me scabies, since he has been mysteriously absent after the most recent time we hooked up (it was the first time in almost a year that we bumped uggers again) -- suspiciously RIGHT BEFORE THE ITCH. lol
i'm growing up! no more crusties, ok, ok...
i didn't respect him either, so it was all good. i mean i do as a person, but he is sort of a weird friend ever since we hooked up. i think he might be the one that gave me scabies, since he has been mysteriously absent after the most recent time we hooked up (it was the first time in almost a year that we bumped uggers again) -- suspiciously RIGHT BEFORE THE ITCH. lol
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Of course he "got weird" after the deed. That's all he wanted from you.
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well, there are other reasons involving the incest of this town, but that's nobody's business really...a couple years ago we hooked up quite regularly, then...well, let's say dating resumed with ex/new people type stuff....then we hooked up again...
anyway, you can't even FIT in the van in the first place, gatus. why are you here?!
anyway, you can't even FIT in the van in the first place, gatus. why are you here?!
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What you're alluding to is how you've managed to fuck a friend of a friend of everyone in portland.
The three degrees of Amelia, if you will.
The three degrees of Amelia, if you will.
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do you still have scabies?
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fuck no, jesus. they make cream and give it away for free, why would i...my roommates would have kicked me out long ago if that were the case! hahahaha....
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are you completely in love with being a piece of fucking garbage?
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i'm pretty tired, which means i'll answer any question you ask up until i pass out. i'm probably blacked out right now and don;t even realize it.
oh, to answer -- no...?
oh, to answer -- no...?
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zzzzzzzz wrote:take a picture of your vagina and post it on here, get your head and tats in there so i know its you
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even when i'm in a haze i know what is and isn't wrong. i only do gross things like expose myself for the sake of humor or illustration when I feel like doing it...sorry...
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lol noobzzzzzzzz wrote:are you completely in love with being a piece of fucking garbage?
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amelia, do you understand that he was "acting weird" after because he didn't have to pretend to not hate you once he had gotten off ?
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dude, we did it like 20 times before he ever acted 'weird' -- and he was 'weird' right around the time HE would have realized he had scabies, before i showed symptoms...i never got a chance to ask him about it, not on my priority list as far as phone calls go now that it's long ago cleared up. my guess is that this SUDDEN POST 20 DICKINGS weirdness had to do with some sort of guilt on his part...maybe? or maybe i've got it all wrong and dudes could never, ever enjoy my company ESPECIALLY after enduring my torturous toothed vagina corpselike intercourse. yeesh.riley-o wrote:amelia, do you understand that he was "acting weird" after because he didn't have to pretend to not hate you once he had gotten off ?
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Yet if he drunkenly stumbles along your path again you'd probably jump right back in for some more tit bruisin', scabies contractin', eye gougin' fun. I mean let's face it... you don't really have much control over your self. You think with your HUMONGOUS vagina.
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That's ok... we don't count that against you.
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nah, the last few times we did it i didn't get off. i'd already decided pre-itch that i was done. i don't like doing the same people over and over, especially if i'm not dating them or can't O most times. i've seen him at shows since then and we just say hi for a minute or two then avoid each other. we'll always be pleasant acquaintances, even friends sometimes, and maybe if i were super wasted and vulnerable or whatnot i might go for his energy just because it's FUN....you know what fun is, right? people are allowed to have it on your watch, right? is that cool, massa?
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