things that make you irrationally angry

[a world of no]

the word "yummy".

[takeasneededforpain]

Soda chuggers... was at the gas station yesterday and witnessed a family of four fatties get out of the car with their 44 oz. travel mugs and fill them up with Pepsi. I was immediately filled with rage.

Completely rational, IMHO.

[a world of no]

i'm so irrationally angry right now.

[the awesome Assassin]

THE PARKING POLICE AT THE MARKET SQUARE. KNOCKING ON MY WINDOW ASKING ME IF I'M GONNA BUY A PARKING STUB. CAN I LEAST SHUT MY CAR OFF AND TAKE OFF MY SEAT BELT. FUCK!

[Zap Rowsdower]

Fucking retards who tie their ties too short.

Soda chuggers... was at the gas station yesterday and witnessed a family of four fatties get out of the car with their 44 oz. travel mugs and fill them up with Pepsi. I was immediately filled with rage.

I ain't exactly Slim Good Body over here, but I am still constantly amazed at what people are shoveling into their system. I'll eat fried food MAYBE once a week. then I go to the cafeteria at work each day and see the same people paying for fries, double chicken tenders and a huge fucking soda. For lunch. Every fucking day. HOW ARE YOU NOT DEAD YET?

Today's Cafeteria Star Stand Out Meal of the Day:

large order of a french fries
package of chips ahoy
package of oreos
package of some vanilla sandwich cookie
large founain coke
slice of everything pizza

I honestly believe that most, if not all, of our "American" problems - econimic, social, moral - would just about vanish if people stopped eating like this.

A new coworker was almost weeping with this incredible sob story about sliding down a hill backwards in the snow a few days ago. It was her grand excuse for being twenty minutes late. Little did she know that, as I was on my way to work (on time, mind you) I actually saw her barreling into McDonald's. She nearly smashed into three cars (including mine) in the process.

I don't understand how people eat like this. It's not even about being obese, it's about how fucking awful they must feel all the time. Pizza, fries AND three fucking different kinds of cookies (4 cookies to a pack) with a huge soda? That meal alone sould give you the beetus. I think I'd want to die after eating that.

I just had a sloppy joe, cheese fries and cookies for lunch :/

I'm also incredibly hungover.

[Spooky Apparition]

most internet lingo that transitions into real life, but the one that's filling me with rage right now is "feels."

as in: "ohh man, that got me right in the feels."

also, "totes jelly."

the internet has made so many people even more intolerable to be around

[ghost boner]

also "epic"

[\m/Johnny\m/]

also "epic"

People who say "Fail" or "Epic Fail" IRL need to be burned alive.

[ghost boner]

agreed.

[the awesome Assassin]

Can I say, "Scratching me right where I itch "

[Zap Rowsdower]

Fats in scooters.

[Dr Yail Bloor]

Hand driers, just give me a fucking towel to get the piss stains out of my pants, fucking hand driers, bullshit.

[spacehamster]

One of the major downsides of being a highschool teacher is hearing kids use webonics IRL all the time.

Also, this should be in the rationally angry thread because REALLY.

[pooptastik]

most internet lingo that transitions into real life, but the one that's filling me with rage right now is "feels."

as in: "ohh man, that got me right in the feels."

also, "totes jelly."

the internet has made so many people even more intolerable to be around

Yeah, I kind of get filled with blinding rage when I hear someone actually say, "OMG" or even worse "LOL". And it's happening more and more...

i grind my teeth whenever i hear this. i remember the 1st time i heard someone uttered "WTF" was my mom's god-daughter. i looked at her and wanted to smack her to the moon.

[Broken Into Pieces]

smartphones

words cannot describe how much I hate the cunting things... I actually lose respect for a person when I see that they own one... which, since about 99% of people seem to have them these days, is pretty bad

[Broken Into Pieces]

I don't pay attention to anything anyone under 30 says anyway. I take it for granted that they're all a lost generation that will be meat soon. I'm probably going to bump that up to 35 next year.

...well at least I'll get 10 months of being worth listening to

though I'm sure I trigger some other unspecified 'ignore' clause anyway

[doubleblumpkin]

smartphones

words cannot describe how much I hate the cunting things... I actually lose respect for a person when I see that they own one... which, since about 99% of people seem to have them these days, is pretty bad

[a world of no]

yeah... that's just fucking silly. i blame korea.

[canon.docre]

i grind my teeth whenever i hear this. i remember the 1st time i heard someone uttered "WTF" was my mom's god-daughter. i looked at her and wanted to smack her to the moon.

it actually takes LONGER to say "double-you tee eff"

[canon.docre]

smartphones

words cannot describe how much I hate the cunting things... I actually lose respect for a person when I see that they own one... which, since about 99% of people seem to have them these days, is pretty bad

I needed to get one for work, so I have an excuse. They are helpful when I'm trying to get directions, find information I need from my email/facebook/etc, looking up businesses, shit like that, but I really make a point to not just bury my head in it whenever I feel socially awkward, or have a few minutes to kill. I need time to sit there and reflect and process what's been going on that day, hour, week, whatever .. people who keep their face buried in their phones every spare second they have, are really setting their fucking brains up for a melt-down.

[Broken Into Pieces]

smartphones

words cannot describe how much I hate the cunting things... I actually lose respect for a person when I see that they own one... which, since about 99% of people seem to have them these days, is pretty bad

yeah... that's just fucking silly. i blame korea.

hence posting that in the 'irrationally angry' thread and not the 'rationally angry' thread, duh

I'm totally fucking serious though, I hate that so goddamn many people have their stupid fucking smartphones surgically grafted into the palms of their hands...

[a world of no]

your wish is not far off from coming true.

http://www.businessinsider.com/this-scr ... ra-2012-12

[Broken Into Pieces]

see, I just find that even more depressing...

[a world of no]

[spacehamster]

I love my Galaxy S3. I really do. Sorry.