TRUMP FIRED! TRUMP FIRED! TRUMP FIRED!

[Chad]

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[Cascade Whore]

[Cascade Whore]

What is Chad saying? I'm sure it's something angry and bald.

[Chad]

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[Cascade Whore]

Chad I have over two feet of hair, how does that make you feel?

[Chad]

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[Cascade Whore]

I assume Chad is saying some things increasingly more vulgar and less Christian that probably involve cuckolding as that seems to be his preferred projective sexual insult. He seems to spend an inordinate amount of time thinking about black mens semen. Please tell us what university you earned your philosophy degree or are you an autodidact in that field? Please provide even the smallest shred of proof of your expertise in this field. I know you're massively afraid of doxing but throw me a bone here. I recommend putting your alma mater in a thread title as I won't "display post(s)" of any more of your drivel

[Chad]

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[spacehamster]

post a pic of my cock

Do it.

[Necrometer]

RIP bernie!

even more horrifying than Trump getting the nom is hearing about all the progressives who won't vote for HRC on principle

[elephants gerald]

I won't vote for her because she's a piece of shit

I live in NY, though, so it doesn't matter

Jill Stein 2016? Who's even running?

[Necrometer]

everyone dropped out except trump

[postaddiction]

[FVBTVS]

her tattoos..

oh please, what a fucking pathetic attempt at a smear. Some white power bitch is voting for trump, yeah I'm sure no one predicted that. Every toothless crackhead in my city and yours is voting for "free shit" Bernie, you realize this, yes? Maybe poor white people are voting for trump because they are tired of being shit on by smug kikes like you and rat faced media personalities.

Fuck you dude.

i do not care

it was more just that they immediately disabled comments and made no reference to it. more that they didnt know the smear opportunity that they had there and didn't take it. hey voter, nice 88 tattoo. if i wanted to smear her i'd do it. and every person on this board is smug. and i will shit water on white scum forever and ever, amen. all low wattage whites can burn in the tiniest fire for all i care

you will never inspire like chad, ever, you are an utterly ineffectual worm and you post like you're reading from pamphlets. no heart.

and fuck me

[Whee of the Dead]

I feel Hillary is more like a Connery era Bond villain and Trump is closer to a Roger Moore era Bond villain

[The Bill]

I feel Hillary is more like a Connery era Bond villain and Trump is closer to a Roger Moore era Bond villain

Yeah, Neil Connery, though:

[How Are Mortiis Goatse?!]

you will never inspire like chad, ever, you are an utterly ineffectual worm and you post like you're reading from pamphlets. no heart.

It's obvious to everyone that he is just acting out due to his feelings of guilt and shame. Meatgrease: Please contact the Hamelia Abuse Survivor Network today! It's not your fault.

[spacehamster]

Hands too big, head too small.

[Geeheeb]

Tattooed millionaire found in PBS comments section:

[Chad]

[Necrometer]

Tattooed millionaire found in PBS comments section:

SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW

can't wait to hear about how she's just a huuuuuuuuuuuge kill bill fan, too...


edit: just saw that she did address it by saying, basically "I'll tell you in a minute"

[Cascade Whore]

[Advances>|<MONKEY]

TRUMP IS SWINING HIS GIANT PLASTIC BAT AROUND AND WHOOPING. ITS TED CRUISE HES CUMMIN UP BEHIND! > HOOO DOGGY DONNY HE IS BELLOWING ARE YOU READY FOR THE ROUSTING!

AM!~ I!! SHRIEKED THE DONALD HIS FACE PINK. AMMMM I!

HE JUMPS IN THE AIR AND SPREADS HIS LEGS AS HE STOMPS DOWN.

AM I READY FOR THE ROUSTING!@ YOU BETHA!

CRUIS TWIRLES HOOO DOGGY HOOO BOY DOGGY WE GONNA GET IT OWN!

THE ROUSTING IS STARTING IN 2016.

IN HILLARY CLINTON ROLLS IN PULSING GREEN AND PINK BLOWING OUT CIGAR SMOKE. SHE LOWERS HER VOICE AND YELLS

HOWS IT HANGING BOYS> READY FOR THE ROUSTING!

DONALD AND TED LOOK AND PUT THEIR ARMS AT THEIR SIDES AND YELLL PURPLE FACED AND FISTS CLENCHED WE ARE READY FOR THE ROUSTING.

[Advances>|<MONKEY]

HES SINGING ON THE SUNDAY DRIVE HE TAKES AND HE IS DRIVING FAST AROUND THE CORNERS HE HAS GLOVES ON HE IS TED CRUISE AND HE IS A SENETOR AND HE IS IN LEAUGE WITH HIS OWN HOME AND HIS HOUSE CAGE AND HOSUE CAGE

HES DRIVING FAST AND HE SEES A BIRD AND HES RACING THE BIRD AND THE BIRD IS WINNING AND THE BIRD WON AND HE SCREAMING YOU FUCKING BNIRD ILL RIP YOUR LITTLE HEAD OFF YOUR LITTLE HEAD

AND HE ROARDS DOWN THE ROAD AT SEVENTY MILE AND HOUR AND HES YELLING ABOUD THIS BRID AND THE BRID DOSENT KNOW ITS FLUTTERING AND HE ITS HUNGRY AND IT MADE AN ENEMY TODAY IT WILL NEVER KNOW BUT THEN TED CRUISE IS SHREIKING TO GOD HIS HATE FOR THE BIRD HE IS BEGGING THE SAVIOR TO DESTROY THE BIRD BUT THE BIRD ON IT FLYSL.


TED CRUISE IS FEELING DEFLATED AND HE DRIVES OVER A BRIDGE AND ON THE OTHER SIDE THERE IS A HOMELESS MAN. HE YELLS “GET A JOB’

TED CRUISE FEELS EVEN WORSE AND IS GOING AT ONE HUNDRED MILES EVERY HOUR.

TED CRUISE SEES A DEER AT THE SIDE OF THE ROAD AND GETS READY TO SURVE.

WHICH WAY SAYS TED. HE MEANS IT> WHICH WAY WILL I SWEVE IF THIS DEER COMERS CLOSER TO THE ROADG.

HE WANTS TO HIT THE DEER.

HE WANTS TO GET BACK AT THE BIRD THOGUHT THAT DEER THOUGH ITS GUTTS HITTING THE HOT TAR.

HE FLOORS IT.
THE DEER STAYS PUT.

HE LAUGHTS AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS.

HE GETS A PHONE CALL. HE PUTS IT ON SPEAKER.

IT IS DONALD TRUMP. HELLO TED CRUISE SAYS DONALD TRUMP

TED CRUISE SAYS TO DONALD TRUMP HOW ARE YOU DONALAD I SAW A DEER ITS A LOVLY DAY.

HE IS LYING.

TED CRUISE WAITS FOR THE RESPONSE ON THE PHONE OF DONALD TRUMP.

DONALD TRUMP SAYS OVER THE PHONE TO TED CRUISE. I HOPE YOU SEE AN OTHER ONE TODAY SIR..
HA HA HA

TED CURISE SAYS CUT TO TEH CHASE DONNALD. WHY HAVE YOU CALLED ME AT ELEVEN THIRTY ON A SUNDAY.

DONALD TRUMP SAYS IT IS BECAUSE I HAVE HAD A WONDERFUL IDEA> WHERN I HAVEM BECOME NOMINATED FOR THE PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION I WOULD LIKE IF YOU ALSO RAN WITH IME AS MY RUNNING MATE. IT WOULD HELP MAKE MERICA GREAT AGAIN.

TED CRUISE SAID NOTHING AS HE DROVE HIS CAR AROUND A BEND> THERE WAS A CAR IN FORNT OF HIM MANY YARDS AWAY AND HE PLANNED ITS PASSING.

HE THOGUHT ABOUT IT.

TED CRUISE SAAID ON THE PHONE TO DONALD TURMP WELL YESS DONALD I WILL BE YOU RRUNNING MATE AND WE WILL MAKE AMAWERICAN GREAT AGHAIN. LETS GO TO THE TEXAS STEAK HOUSE TO FINALAZE THESE PLANS>

DONALD TRUMP SMILE WHEN HE HEARD THIS RESPONSE EVEN THOUGH HE HAD PLANNED ON IT>

DONALD TRUMP SAID TO TED CRUISE I WILLG ET ITN MY JET AND WE ILL HAAVE DINNER AT THE TEXAS STEAK HOUSE IN THE BACK OOM AND WE WILL DICUSS THIS FURTHER.

[How Are Mortiis Goatse?!]

Boom! This is why advances>monkey is easily one of the top 5 posters on this board