things that make you irrationally angry

[\m/Johnny\m/]

I love my Galaxy S3. I really do. Sorry.

Me too... to the point that I'm a little obsessive about it. I won't even leave it in a locked car in my driveway for 2 minutes to run back in for my coffee.

[spacehamster]

I love my Galaxy S3. I really do. Sorry.

Me too... to the point that I'm a little obsessive about it. I won't even leave it in a locked car in my driveway for 2 minutes to run back in for my coffee.

I'll leave my laptop on my classroom desk when I walk out, but not the phone. I know it's retarded, but that doesn't change a thing. I'm sure it'll wear off once I've had it for a while and there are shinier phones out there, but for now? Bonerphone.

Also, to add to the thread's real purpose, I've noticed lately that people wearing severely mismatched clothes piss me off. There's this one guy at my school who came into a meeting the other day wearing a salmon cardigan over a light blue shirt (with a button-down collar to boot, and god do I despise those), and the color clash was literally so jarring that I couldn't look at him for more than a few seconds at a time. I think my brain is growing a separate woman organ or something. Or maybe I'm just finally turning gay. But seriously, the way that dude dresses is a crime against humanity.

[Mooretician]

Speaking of (sort of), and I hope this has already been mentioned here already, but short-sleeved button down shirts are the fucking WORST. No excuse for this garbage. You want short sleeves? Roll them shits up, dickhead.

[pooptastik]

aw man....i like wearing short sleeved button down shirts...

[spacehamster]

aw man....i like wearing short sleeved button down shirts...

Can I interest you in a novelty tie and a pocket protector?

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Actually I think casual button-down shirts with short sleeves are acceptable AND preferable to polo shirts.

But then again I also think another man's cum on your face is preferable to a polo shirt, so there's that.

[Blair]

Speaking of (sort of), and I hope this has already been mentioned here already, but short-sleeved button down shirts are the fucking WORST. No excuse for this garbage. You want short sleeves? Roll them shits up, dickhead.

What the fuck is this shit?!?!?!

[\m/Johnny\m/]

I think he's talking about ss dress shirts.

[Chad]

duke fans, coach k

[hipster holocaust]

Speaking of (sort of), and I hope this has already been mentioned here already, but short-sleeved button down shirts are the fucking WORST. No excuse for this garbage. You want short sleeves? Roll them shits up, dickhead.

What the fuck is this shit?!?!?!

Fuck him. I loves my nerd shirts and hope it angers him to the point of losing sleep over it

[Zap Rowsdower]

Speaking of (sort of), and I hope this has already been mentioned here already, but short-sleeved button down shirts are the fucking WORST. No excuse for this garbage. You want short sleeves? Roll them shits up, dickhead.

What the fuck is this shit?!?!?!

Fuck him. I loves my nerd shirts and hope it angers him to the point of losing sleep over it

[Blair]

Speaking of (sort of), and I hope this has already been mentioned here already, but short-sleeved button down shirts are the fucking WORST. No excuse for this garbage. You want short sleeves? Roll them shits up, dickhead.

I don't have anything against 'ole Mooretician here, but from what I remember of the pictures he has posted of himself, this gentleman is in no position to be criticizing how other people dress.

[riley-o]

People who don't capitalize the L when they write mL

[featherboa]

toilet seats that don't stay up when you're trying ta piss. there are a bunch of these in my life right now. it was never this way before.

[Necrometer]

just put a fuzzy cover on there

[Black Jacques]

People who don't capitalize the L when they write mL

kpaa

[featherboa]

just put a fuzzy cover on there

the fuzzy cover is one thing what makes them not stand up

[LolaFaun]

Fuzzy covers and the matching toilet collar thing make me irrationally angry. Talk bacteria soaked... Ugh. I don't even care if it was just washed, still disgusting. And not to mention ugly.

[LolaFaun]

I don't know if it's my ServSafe training or what, dust I could give a fuck about, but bacteria collecting "decoration" drives me nuts.

[riley-o]

It does strike one as remarkably short-sighted to put something that soaks up liquids directly on the place used to eliminate waste liquids

[Necrometer]

just put a fuzzy cover on there

the fuzzy cover is one thing what makes them not stand up

it's a joke

It does strike one as remarkably short-sighted to put something that soaks up liquids directly on the place used to eliminate waste liquids

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[Friendly Goatus]

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[LolaFaun]

On and under. Someone once told me that directly under the toilet is the filthiest place in a home because of "blow out". I think that's how it was put. But that force of just releasing, regardless of leaks or poor aim, coats everything with a constant fog of piss and minute shit.

[Friendly Goatus]

white trash racist dumb fucks who make their small, feeble selves feel better about being a white trash racist dumb fuck by marginalizing whole races of people, thinking they're superior to them simply because they're white.

Examples: Bob and Bungvox.

[LolaFaun]

Kitchens are usually pretty gross because people are more paranoid about thier bathrooms, but at least in my homes/apts the kitchens are up to code. Doesn't hurt that my mom was a health inspector for 9 years.

[Introvert]

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You disgust me!!!!