The Bill's Now Playing Video Game Thread (Now with Bames)

[storm shadow]

Haha I didn't even know this existed:

STREAMING PORN SERVICE COMING TO NEXT XBOX
Andy Chalk | 16 May 2013 8:30 am
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SugarDVD, the adult video service that began streaming onto consoles last year, has confirmed that it will be available on the new Xbox.

We all had a good giggle last year when SugarDVD launched its streaming porn service for the PlayStation 3, but I also predicted at the time that it would be a hit nonetheless. And although I don't have hard numbers to back it up, the fact that it's still available on the PS3 (and the Xbox 360, Wii U, Ouya, iPad, Android and other platforms) speaks for itself, as does the announcement that it'll be coming on the new Xbox, set to be revealed to the world on May 21.

SugarDVD starts at $7.95 for unlimited streaming service and also offers options for DVD rentals through the mail and "Pay-Per-Minute" viewing - because hey, who watches these things for more than a few minutes at a time, am I right? There's even a free trial, for those who aren't 100 percent clear about what's on offer here.

Game consoles these days are "multimedia entertainment delivery systems," and "Any console would benefit from having unlimited HD adult content at the click of a button," said SugarDVD rep Rebecca Bolen. And she's right: You may not be terribly inclined to put your copy of Scale Bustin' Babes 41 on the shelf next to Gears of War 3, but that doesn't mean there's not a big demand for this stuff. Sex sells, and sometimes you just have to mash your button a little bit. It's normal!

As usual, no links will be provided.


Read more at http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/vi ... tCCbyD7.99

[The Bill]

Haha I didn't even know this existed:

STREAMING PORN SERVICE COMING TO NEXT XBOX
Andy Chalk | 16 May 2013 8:30 am
42

SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW

SugarDVD, the adult video service that began streaming onto consoles last year, has confirmed that it will be available on the new Xbox.

We all had a good giggle last year when SugarDVD launched its streaming porn service for the PlayStation 3, but I also predicted at the time that it would be a hit nonetheless. And although I don't have hard numbers to back it up, the fact that it's still available on the PS3 (and the Xbox 360, Wii U, Ouya, iPad, Android and other platforms) speaks for itself, as does the announcement that it'll be coming on the new Xbox, set to be revealed to the world on May 21.

SugarDVD starts at $7.95 for unlimited streaming service and also offers options for DVD rentals through the mail and "Pay-Per-Minute" viewing - because hey, who watches these things for more than a few minutes at a time, am I right? There's even a free trial, for those who aren't 100 percent clear about what's on offer here.

Game consoles these days are "multimedia entertainment delivery systems," and "Any console would benefit from having unlimited HD adult content at the click of a button," said SugarDVD rep Rebecca Bolen. And she's right: You may not be terribly inclined to put your copy of Scale Bustin' Babes 41 on the shelf next to Gears of War 3, but that doesn't mean there's not a big demand for this stuff. Sex sells, and sometimes you just have to mash your button a little bit. It's normal!

As usual, no links will be provided.


Read more at http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/vi ... tCCbyD7.99

Putting the X in XBox. Actually, putting a lot of box in it as well.

[FVBTVS]

good one, The Bill....................................................................

[The Bill]

Tell you what. After staring at RE for a week, Deadly Premonition might actually look good.

How's Dino Crisis, by the way?

[riley-o]

It's endlessly amazing to me that there's people making money from porno anywhere

Which is to say who the fuck on Earth is paying money for porno in this day and age

[Wormholegenerator]

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[guardianoftheblind]

[copstache]

deep breaths....

[FVBTVS]

[The Bill]

I never played Super Metriod. What's the problem there in the first 7 pictures? Are they all afraid to just jump down?

[electronichamz]

http://steamgamedeals.blogspot.com/

Steam sales, Amazon style, before the....Steam Summer Sales, I guess?

[Spooky Apparition]

it definitely goes downhill, especially the story. there were some cool setpieces and locations near the end though

[a world of no]

I never played Super Metriod. What's the problem there in the first 7 pictures? Are they all afraid to just jump down?

they're retarded. ball, bombs, and missles elude them, the fucking xasthur fans. back to cod for them.

[Friendly Goatus]

That super metroid thing made me really fucking angry. it's idiots like them that's caused gaming as a whole to dumb down. instead of taking the time to explore, examine and experiment, they immediately give up and look for someone to hold their stupid hands through the game.

[The Bill]

I never played Super Metriod. What's the problem there in the first 7 pictures? Are they all afraid to just jump down?

they're retarded. ball, bombs, and missles elude them, the fucking xasthur fans. back to cod for them.

Haha, really. I remember ball rolling and bombing everywhere in the original Metriod. I suppose these are the folks whom have never found a pot roast in Castlevania.

[FVBTVS]

and one of those says "stuck again"

in the first 30 minutes of that game i can't even imagine what else he got stuck on.

[The Bill]

Now I'm going to randomly ask people at my job "Y can't Metriod crawl?"

[copstache]

Iirc there's even hints in the menu on how to use your abilities

[storm shadow]

I do like the game and the combat and all the mechanics are really cool but now Its just all weird tight corridors fighting with like 100 dudes in each room.

I feel basically the same way. I think the actual game part of Tomb Raider is fantastic and honestly blows Uncharted out of the water--it's just tremendously fun to play. But the story really left me cold. I do like the idea of a young, untested Lara making her bones, but I think they could've done so much more with it; after like an hour of play I seriously couldn't give less of a shit about any of the characters and was just looking forward to the next cool mechanic/puzzle tomb to explore.

It's cool if they want to just put the story on the back burner--the classic Tomb Raiders were never exactly renowned for their stories. But if they do that, the next game should just plop you on an open world island or whatever and the whole game should be about finding tombs and raiding them, with a story told through found audio logs or something (I actually enjoyed listening to the diaries of the various historical characters long after I gave up on the main story).

[The Bill]

Fuck RE, I want actually have fun today.

That being said. Any one that worked on Duke Nukem Forever's dialogue, "character development", and story needs to to see Rex Power Colt in action and then flog themselves in the privates for two days straight for having missing the boat that badly.

[The Bill]

I shot a dude in the back of the neck with a fucking mini-gun and I was rewarded Stealth kill points.

[storm shadow]

After our conversation in this thread I sprung for the Metal Gear HD Collection on Vita...and I definitely underestimated how much joy it would bring me to have portable versions of these games.

I still love MGS2.

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I NEED SCISSORS


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[riley-o]

I definitely liked it a lot more the second time playing it in that collection. Still though I'll never be able to get past

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[The Bill]

Cancelled a bunch of game pre-orders, like DeadPool and Resident Evil 3DS port. I have too many games, and I just don't have the wide open arms to embarrass potential mediocre/bad games anymore.

Any game I just cancelled needs to have reviews that knock my dick into the nearest pussy for me to get it anytime soon.

[The Bill]

Fuck Deadpool. That shit is going to have the best goddamn game play since Super Mario Brothers to make up for those trailers.

I find your hatred of Deadpool so damn amusing for some reason.

Anyhow I have to double check, but I think the only games I have pre-ordered anymore are GTAV and Saint's Row 4. Funny, being that sand box games were my least favorite genre I'll play at the front end of this console generation.

I'm lying. I also have Last of Us pre-ordered.