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Escape Plan 5/10. This movie bored me. I almost walked out. I expected a dumb but fun movie and got a boring pile of shit. Stupid plot. Bad acting. Waste of time.
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Rifftrax: Captain America - 7
Rifftrax: Cloverfield - 6
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Anyone seen House by the Cemetary? Eli Roth is hosting a showing of this tonight. Was thinking of going. It has the coolest trailer I've ever seen.
Got my ticket for Raiders of the Lost Ark hosted by Steven Spielberg with a Q and A afterwards. Will probably miss the Q and A to see Fulci's House by the Cemetary.
Got my ticket for Raiders of the Lost Ark hosted by Steven Spielberg with a Q and A afterwards. Will probably miss the Q and A to see Fulci's House by the Cemetary.
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House by the Cemetery fucking RULES, don't miss that shit!
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I'd rate it about the same. It wasn't boring, and was kind of entertaining, but for a guy that has been in the grandaddys of all mafia meisterwerks, this is just a "cute" tale of an Al Bundy character that's a millionaire with wiseacre kids and mom basically punching french faggits in their balls.Scumfucker wrote:
The Family 6/10. Robert deniro plays a mafioso snitch in the witness protection program. He can't seem to escape his old life. I found the mos interesting part was the kids. They were really funny. Deniro plays a henry hill like character.
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Tetsuo: The Bullet Man
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I'm not sure how to rate this... I would probably rate it fairly high if the excessive shakycam was toned down a bit, and the obvious filler material was trimmed... but then there'd be less than an hour's worth of movie left unworthy of a high rating. Interesting concept, uneven result. Stains it is...
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I'm not sure how to rate this... I would probably rate it fairly high if the excessive shakycam was toned down a bit, and the obvious filler material was trimmed... but then there'd be less than an hour's worth of movie left unworthy of a high rating. Interesting concept, uneven result. Stains it is...
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gravity - 7/10. was pretty cool. as said i wish nobody talked but it was nothing i didnt expect. i also am so fucking close to just throwing the idea of going to the theaters to see movies completely out the window.
SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW
"huhhh hes back! oh my god hes back!" cut to clooneys characters seat empty "he was never really there!"
how did you ever catch such subtlety, you fucking cunt?
how did you ever catch such subtlety, you fucking cunt?
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Mooretician wrote:House by the Cemetery fucking RULES, don't miss that shit!
This is the first time I've seen a fulci film in the theater and holy shit was it awesome. Great score, excellent cinematography, very satisfying gore. I loved the practical effects. 8/10 but pretty much 10/10 on a horror scale. Loved it.
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All is Lost 7/10. Not bad, but maybe I've seen too many disaster films in a short period of time. Not as good as Captain Phillips or Gravity.
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Bad Milo - 8/10
I thought it was going to be awful, and it kind of was, but in a good way.
Ken Marino is awesome
I thought it was going to be awful, and it kind of was, but in a good way.
Ken Marino is awesome
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that looked like it could be OK - good to know
fun MPD grade actors throughout
is it streaming somewhere?
fun MPD grade actors throughout
is it streaming somewhere?
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Parker - 6ish/10
Good dumb fun way to kill a couple of hours.
Good dumb fun way to kill a couple of hours.
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i was hoping someone here would see that before i did. glad to see its not terrible. will totally on demand that shits.
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Evil Dead 2, Return of the Living Dead, Nightmare on Elm St, & Faster Pussycat Kill Kill this weekend at the drive-in. Awshitcheah.
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You know, as much as I would consider myself a Takeshi fan, I'm out of my element here. Brother was the last one I saw before Outrage.THE KILL wrote:I couldn't help but be a bit dissappointed with this, and I am/ was (up to Zatoichi) a huge Kitano fan. I enjoy bleak, cold movies like this, but nevertheless I had been looking forward to something poetic as in Hana-Bi. It sure was better than the three movies before it IMHO. Btw did you enjoy those and if so, what exactly was it that made you like them?postaddiction wrote:Outrage (2010) - 8 - love Kitano's style so much, it almost doesn't matter what the movie is about.
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Prince of Darkness - 9
Rifftrax: Independence Day - 7
Rifftrax: Independence Day - 7
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Hannibal - 8/10
Not as clever as I remembered, but still criminally underrated. Also, Julianne Moore. Fapfapfap.
Not as clever as I remembered, but still criminally underrated. Also, Julianne Moore. Fapfapfap.
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Google it. My name is "Varg Vikernes".
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problem?
Google it. My name is "Varg Vikernes".
I have 8 children.
I have 8 children.
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first of all: why did you see that. second of ly how was it good???
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Dead in Tombstone - 5.5
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Bad grandpa 6.5/10. The problem is the trailer shows the best parts. Probably a solid 7 if u never see the preview
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Drive Angry - 7
Gallow Walkers - 8
Gallow Walkers - 8