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This Means War · Post by **This Means War** » Fri Apr 25, 2014 7:02 pm

500 Days Of Summer - 7/10
Super - 5/10

The Real MPD · Post by **The Real MPD** » Sat Apr 26, 2014 12:10 am

The Hunger Games: Catching Fire - 7
To Catch a Thief - 8
War of the Roses - 8.5
Reversal of Fortune - 7
Enemy - 6

Mooretician · Post by **Mooretician** » Sat Apr 26, 2014 9:19 am

Grand Budapest Hotel - 8.5/10. Really great. Way darker than I'd anticipated. I generally like all of Wes Anderson's stuff (I didn't see Moonrise Kingdom or the stop-motion one), especially the Life Aquatic and the Royal Tennenbaums. Darjeeling Limited was pretty great too. This one was no different but that R rating brought a weird, almost Tarantino-ish quality to parts of it. Fucking Ralph Feinnes man, that dude is the best. All the stuff in prison with him and Harvey Keitel was glorious.

"What happened, my dear Zero, is I beat the living shit out of a sniveling little runt called Pinky Bandinski, because if we've learned one thing from Penny Dreadfuls, it's that you can't be a candy ass; you've got to earn their respect. You should take a long look at his ugly mug this morning. He's actually become a dear friend."

Necrometer · Post by **Necrometer** » Sat Apr 26, 2014 9:26 am

I'd recommend checking out MK if you can stomach some cutesy stuff - I think it's playing to his style instead of against it, which works best for my tastes

what about dafoe though

Mooretician · Post by **Mooretician** » Sat Apr 26, 2014 9:33 am

Hahaha the whole confrontation with Jeff Goldblum was just solid gold

The Real MPD · Post by **The Real MPD** » Sat Apr 26, 2014 5:12 pm

Firewall - 5
Presumed Innocent - 7
Ghost World - 6.5
Sexy Beast - 8
Jodorowsky's Dune - 8

spacehamster · Post by **spacehamster** » Sun Apr 27, 2014 1:59 pm

Cell Count - 1/10

I wish I could remember why I downloaded this. It's quite possibly the worst movie I've ever seen. I can't think of a single redeeming quality it had. Usually horror movies with scripts obviously written by a mentally deficient person at least have tits.

The Real MPD · Post by **The Real MPD** » Sun Apr 27, 2014 3:39 pm

Dante 01 - 5

Advances>|<MONKEY · Post by **Advances>|<MONKEY** » Sun Apr 27, 2014 4:21 pm

Gravity = Hollywood is scared.

This Means War · Post by **This Means War** » Sun Apr 27, 2014 4:49 pm

Bad Words - 6/10

Whee of the Dead · Post by **Whee of the Dead** » Sun Apr 27, 2014 5:02 pm

The Quiet Ones - walked out after I finished my burrito.

ghost boner · Post by **ghost boner** » Sun Apr 27, 2014 10:44 pm

i dont think ive ever been so delighted to read this board more than hearing someone brought a burrito into the movie theater. good work, buddy!

elephants gerald · Post by **elephants gerald** » Sun Apr 27, 2014 11:14 pm

man I've done that shit multiple times

Whee of the Dead · Post by **Whee of the Dead** » Mon Apr 28, 2014 6:46 am

Always stop at Moe's before I hit the theater.

Mooretician · Post by **Mooretician** » Mon Apr 28, 2014 8:18 am

Shit I took four beers and a 1 lb. bag of almonds to the movies on Friday, and my wife used her e-cig thing the entire time we were in there. Definitely snuck in a burrito on multiple occasions. Shit, I stacked a few pieces of pizza on top of one another and brought them shits in one time too. Bottle of gin? YEP. Bottle of scotch? YEP. One day I'm going to try to get a party sub in that bitch, fuck it

hipster holocaust · Post by **hipster holocaust** » Mon Apr 28, 2014 8:22 am

Mooretician wrote:Shit I took four beers and a 1 lb. bag of almonds to the movies on Friday, and my wife used her e-cig thing the entire time we were in there. Definitely snuck in a burrito on multiple occasions. Shit, I stacked a few pieces of pizza on top of one another and brought them shits in one time too. Bottle of gin? YEP. Bottle of scotch? YEP. One day I'm going to try to get a party sub in that bitch, fuck it

Nothing beat killing a smuggled pint of JD while watching the Lemmy documentary at a West Village arthouse

james · Post by **james** » Mon Apr 28, 2014 8:48 am

tell your crab nigga wife to stop using her fuckin ecig in places where it's going to piss people off

Mooretician · Post by **Mooretician** » Mon Apr 28, 2014 9:22 am

Hahaha she was pretty discreet about it. There were only a few people in the theater and we were in the very last row, so I doubt anyone noticed. She would never use it in say, the grocery store or some shit. Fucking hate when people do that. You can always tell when it's one of those people trying to incite someone to confront them so they can be like HAY MAN IT'S JUST VAPOR I GOT RIGHTS YO, and while they aren't entirely wrong, they should still be shot

hipster holocaust · Post by **hipster holocaust** » Mon Apr 28, 2014 9:50 am

Mooretician wrote:Hahaha she was pretty discreet about it. There were only a few people in the theater and we were in the very last row, so I doubt anyone noticed. She would never use it in say, the grocery store or some shit. Fucking hate when people do that. You can always tell when it's one of those people trying to incite someone to confront them so they can be like HAY MAN IT'S JUST VAPOR I GOT RIGHTS YO, and while they aren't entirely wrong, they should still be shot

I agree it can get pretty retarded in inappropriate places. Anyone who supports the ban IN BARS though...come fucking on

elephants gerald · Post by **elephants gerald** » Mon Apr 28, 2014 12:14 pm

best theater treats: handle of whiskey, jar of pickle juice, and a vaporizer during wet hot american summer. vaporized weed just smells like burnt popcorn anyway.

ghost boner · Post by **ghost boner** » Mon Apr 28, 2014 12:17 pm

booze is a no brainer but i dont know how ive never thought to sneak in a burrito. possibly because as soon as i get a burrito its in my mouth as soon as humanly possible. when i saw home alone in the theaters i got super hammered first and snuck in a flask and 6 beers all in just my shorts. that was like the best time of my life

Necrometer · Post by **Necrometer** » Mon Apr 28, 2014 12:26 pm

you sneak your second burrito in, I imagine

I have never brought much hot/savory food into a movie since I think it's a dick move to smell up the joint

definitely survived hobbit 2 with the help of a few 50 mL test tubes full o' whiskey

ghost boner · Post by **ghost boner** » Mon Apr 28, 2014 12:29 pm

two burritos??? the few times ive eaten two burritos led to seriously horrible days. theres no way i could enjoy anything, let alone a movie in the theaters, after burrito #2

Necrometer · Post by **Necrometer** » Mon Apr 28, 2014 12:55 pm

when I said "you" there it was definitely "vernon" not like... "somebody"

canon.docre · Post by **canon.docre** » Mon Apr 28, 2014 1:22 pm

House of good and evil - negative cans of banana milk/10 infuriatingly bad, from the acting, script and editing so poorly executed it created additional confusement beyond the incomprehensible script.

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