Hell-haine wrote:Sounds like Dead Walrus had a child killed or disfigure by a roaming pit-bull you guys...
A little compassion now...
Here we go again with this ...."you must have been molested by a dog when you were young if you hate dogs."
I assume DeadWalrus is not talking about dog parks, because if he isn't I totally agree with him 100%. If you let your kid loose in a dog park you are fucking stupid. If you let your dog near anyone outside of a dog park without their consent, even on a leash, you are fucking stupid. In general a great percentage of parents AND dog owners are.....fucking stupid.
Toilet Fleet wrote:dogs are shit tbqh
oh wow youre loyal, you know who else was loyal, fuckin goebbels
Damien I wouldn't recommend a pit-bull as a 1st time family dog...
I would avoid Molosses, they can be a handfull with their weight and personalities...
And Aussies are happier with other Aussies, they need A LOT of exercise.
Bored001 wrote:34 is still wet behind the ears...it's not that you're getting older, you're getting smarter.
DeadWalrus wrote:so i was walking my pitbull the other day just minding my own business and these stupid cunts with their disgusting crotch spawn walk by me going the other direction. so my little snookems decides to say hi (he likes to smile by baring his teeth and snapping his jaws its sooo cute!) and this filthy child starts crying and saying "mean doggie scare me!" well, you wouldn't believe what gigantic assholes these parents were. they were all "control your dog!" and "why isn't that monster on a leash?" and "is that a Ron Mexico jersey?". so i was all "maybe you should control your stupid fat child before i teach him a lesson in fists" and then walked away and turned up the white chapel on my ipod and did a sick spin kick.
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Analysis of imaginary scenario: Location changed to favor child, danger posed by dog increased greatly, child's reaction decreased to something reasonable. Yes, quite the perfect analogy.
CatPerson wrote:
what a cute doggie! they just want to jump up and lick those boys' faces!
First genius should have climbed on the SUV. If that second kid walked away, the dog clearly only got its "powerful jaws" on his pant leg. And if that had been a real dog attack, it would have been over in fifteen seconds, dogs don't play when they mean business. Analysis: Blacks are indeed afraid of dogs, and not as good at climbing as you would assume.
you guys are scared of dogs what wimps cry to your city councillor your views are so distorted by fear instilled by the media and dumb people who just OMG A REAL DOG WOULD HAVE RENDED THOSE KIDS LIMB FROM LIMB BEFORE YOU COULD SAY "REDUCED CONTROL"!!!
Vanessa America wrote:Fuck pitbulls are so awesome, sucks that they are the go-to breed for your imaginary aggressive story.
Yeah, I see those "imaginary" stories in the paper every few months. Fuck pits. I lived with two, and we were cool, but aside from being filthy, drooling, over-aggressive beasts, they are always capable of flipping out and killing somebody. Any pit caught running around in public should be put down on the spot.
