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cxwx wrote: Wed Apr 10, 2024 12:07 am FOUND IT

ooohhh I thought you were referring to the vampire movie you PMed me about years ago
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Whee of the Dead wrote: Wed Apr 10, 2024 2:00 pm
cxwx wrote: Wed Apr 10, 2024 12:07 am FOUND IT

ooohhh I thought you were referring to the vampire movie you PMed me about years ago
That's might have been "Draculas widow"
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Draculas Window is the worst movie ive ever seen


Just close it and there would be way less problems

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I thought the massacre with the satan worshipers was really great. And the weird scene where she's like sucking blood out of that guys face and her tongue looks like a proboscis or something.
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Whee of the Dead wrote: Wed Apr 10, 2024 2:00 pm
cxwx wrote: Wed Apr 10, 2024 12:07 am FOUND IT

ooohhh I thought you were referring to the vampire movie you PMed me about years ago
For a second I thought it was a movie from this tv series:

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0173592/
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The Passing ('83 | 96min) - 8/10 - Two elderly WW2 vets live together, trying to make the most of their extreme poverty and failing health. Meanwhile, a young guy gets revenge on his wife's rapist, but is sent to prison for an inadvertent murder. The two plots eventually meet via a Beyond The Black Rainbow-ish science fiction institute. It's a slow movie, but incredibly charming. I might have already mentioned this one previously - this was a rewatch with a friend who hadn't seen it - but I am a big fan of this movie. If curious, take a look at the stills on IMDB to get a sense of the vibe this is serving.
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Civil War 7/10

Nightcrawlers meets Apocalypse Now. Director of Photography definitely earned their money. If you showed up wanting to pick a side you probably left disappointed.
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Police Academy - 7
Police Academy 2 - 8.5
Civil War - 7.5
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8man After (1993) ep 1 - 5/10
Vampire Doll (1970) - 7/10
Demons 2 - 6/10
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Late night with the devil - 8/10. This starts off with pentagram - forever my queen, Clint. It also is pretty radd with nice practical effects
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that Apple Steve Martin documentary - 10
Mulholland Drive - 8.5
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Mortal Kombat 2021 - 7/10

As a big fan of the first movie, I'm very pleasantly surprised by this one. It's super goofy and dumb and somehow manages to never let you know whether it's doing it on purpose.
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late night w the devil didnt work for me at all 3 or 4 or so out of 10

mixing different narrative modalities and devices with found footage and normal dramatic framing techniques etc does not fucking work. dont do it!!! first youre watching a tabloid show w michael ironside voice over which is framing a lost tv episode and then cutting from that to b&w behind the scenes stuff which is also impossibly cutting between WAY too many sources capturing intimmate conversations etc makes no fucking sense and dilutes your PRETTY GOOD IDEA
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spacehamster wrote: Sun Apr 21, 2024 12:48 pm
As a big fan of the first movie,
Wait seriously? The one from 1995 or whatever?
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Men - 8/10
Yeah, maybe a bit too complacent in places, although it's absolutely beautiful to look at. Great performances, dialogue (which was incredibly authentic in many scenes), sound design, gore effects, takes its time with setting things up. Garland isn't afraid to do whatever the fuck he wants, which makes his films very refreshing to me. Can't wait to see Civil War.
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Talk To Me Dicky - 5.5 - A Hong Kong comedy where detectives trying to catch a serial rapist discover that cocks talk to eachother and learn how to communicate with theirs and use this to hunt down the rapist. Not as funny as it could've been.

Cops And Robbers - 7.5 - Nice 70's NYC crime flick from the guy who wrote the wonderful The Hot Rock. Joe Spinnell!
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Eight Bit Alien wrote: Sun Apr 21, 2024 2:54 pm
spacehamster wrote: Sun Apr 21, 2024 12:48 pm
As a big fan of the first movie,
Wait seriously? The one from 1995 or whatever?
Maybe he just likes to rub one out to Sonya Blade’s gams?
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Godzilla x Kong on 2 beers + Weed + and Irish Spice Bag: 666/10
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Eight Bit Alien wrote: Sun Apr 21, 2024 2:54 pm
spacehamster wrote: Sun Apr 21, 2024 12:48 pm
As a big fan of the first movie,
Wait seriously? The one from 1995 or whatever?
Well, not seriously in the way I like Stanley Kubrick movies, obviously, but I played the games a ton at the time and I still think the completely goofy and over the top way they adapted it was great. How else are you going to make a Mortal Kombat movie?
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Memento 9/10 - Carrie Ann Moss was so fucking hot in this movie. And such a bitch!
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Possessor - 7/10
Tons of neat visual ideas, plenty of realistic gore, great acting, great handmade effects, but still left me strangely cold. Felt a bit hollow since it felt like it wasn't about much more than what was shown.
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Three thousand years of longing - 8.5/10
I've only seen Miller's Madmax films, but he just seems to be an all around fantastic director. Really looking forward to watching everything else he has done, including Happy Feet, fuck it, and maybe even that pig film.
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THE KILL wrote: Wed Apr 24, 2024 6:59 am Three thousand years of longing - 8.5/10
I've only seen Miller's Madmax films, but he just seems to be an all around fantastic director. Really looking forward to watching everything else he has done, including Happy Feet, fuck it, and maybe even that pig film.
He produced Happy Feet but only directed Happy Feet Two. Babe: Pig in the City is fucking insane, and Lorenzo's Oil is the most Oscar bait bullshit he ever did, but it's actually great.
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godofdeadlydeath wrote: Wed Apr 24, 2024 7:24 am
THE KILL wrote: Wed Apr 24, 2024 6:59 am Three thousand years of longing - 8.5/10
I've only seen Miller's Madmax films, but he just seems to be an all around fantastic director. Really looking forward to watching everything else he has done, including Happy Feet, fuck it, and maybe even that pig film.
Babe: Pig in the City is fucking insane
:lol: ok, I'll watch it!! Right after Roadhouse...
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THE KILL wrote: Wed Apr 24, 2024 11:15 am
godofdeadlydeath wrote: Wed Apr 24, 2024 7:24 am
THE KILL wrote: Wed Apr 24, 2024 6:59 am Three thousand years of longing - 8.5/10
I've only seen Miller's Madmax films, but he just seems to be an all around fantastic director. Really looking forward to watching everything else he has done, including Happy Feet, fuck it, and maybe even that pig film.
Babe: Pig in the City is fucking insane
:lol: ok, I'll watch it!! Right after Roadhouse...
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