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Bob Ross: Happy Accidents, Betrayal and Greed - 4

Star Trek: First Contact - 6.5
Halloween Kills - 7
Phantasm - 10

The Thing (1982) - 10
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Joker 9/10
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Copshop - 5
Lamb - 7
Star Trek: Insurrection - 6.5

The Most Beautiful Boy in the World - 8
The Blazing World - 6

For Madmen Only - 8.5
Finch - 7
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Halloween III: Season of the Witch - 8/10
Alcoholic divorced doctor fucks a dead patient's daughter while trying to stop Capitalism.

Demon Seed - 7/10
Amazon Alexa 3d prints itself a Rubik's Snake body, then wants to fuck to make a baby.

Old - 6/10
Life comes at people really fast - some would say too fast.

Tough Guys Don't Dance - 8.5/10
Norman Mailer's cuckold fantasies accidentally filtered through two styles of David: Lynch and Mamet.
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Hunter wrote: Sun Nov 07, 2021 7:39 am

Demon Seed - 7/10
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LOL I saw this movie as a lil shaver.
The Dean koontz novel it’s based on is a piece of shit ( I read the rewritten version) although there is a subplot with the computer using a serial killer as a familiar that is a tad interesting.

“Auntie Lee’s Meat Pies” ??/10 not sure what to rate this movie. I’d give it a 0 but I’m tempted to give it 10 fucking skulls just because it has Michael Berryman and Pat Morita. ( Morita plays a dumb sheriff with a southern accent )
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Holler - 6
Devil in a Blue Dress - 8
Star Trek: Nemesis - 7.5

The Hitch-Hiker - 8
King of New York - 8
Raw Deal - 8

The Blue Dahlia - 7
Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings - 6

Night and the City - 8.5
Black Widow (1987) - 7

Clash by Night - 7
The Eyes of Tammy Faye - 6

The Lady From Shanghai - 7.5
Old Henry - 6.5
The Laughing Dead - 5

D.O.A. - 7
The Dry - 7.5
Underworld: Evolution - 5
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1984 Dune - 6
2021 Dune - 8
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Jenna Haze Darkside
2006 ‧ Pornographic
Director: Jules Jordan
Producer: Jules Jordan

10/10
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the night house - 8
berserk : egg of the king - 9
berserk : battle for doldrey - 8
berserk : the advent - 10
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Venom: Let There Be Carnage - 0
Jagged - 8
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Eight Bit Alien wrote: Tue Nov 23, 2021 7:35 pm Jenna Haze Darkside
2006 ‧ Pornographic
Director: Jules Jordan
Producer: Jules Jordan

10/10
Oh we're reviewing pornography now?
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Does “Nightmare In A Damaged Brain” count as porn?
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Batman (1989) - 9
Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves - 8.5

Gilda - 8
The Lost Weekend - 8.5
The Wrong Man (1956) - 8
Now, Voyager - 8
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Pig - 9/10
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Force of Evil - 7
The Humans - 7.5
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Hobo With A Shotgun and VFW are the best goddamn movies ever made. Almost makes me proud to be an American.

The “Black Skulls” in Mandy seem to be more of a rip off of “The plague” then Cenobites.
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totally agree my friend. though i think the black skulls are cooler because i thought the mouth moving in HBWAS was kinda lame. also, the director of vernon time was supposed to work on VFW but due to union issues in az, he couldnt. he did work on bliss, joe begos other film though. its pretty cool too but vfw blows it out of the water
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Angels With Dirty Faces - 8
The Cleaner (2021) - 5.5

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cxwx wrote: Wed Nov 24, 2021 11:43 am Does “Nightmare In A Damaged Brain” count as porn?
It's much hotter.
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14 Peaks - 8.75
The King - 8
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The Power of the Dog - 7/10.
Nice, tense modern Western. Maybe a slight bit long, but worth a watch.
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Nightmare Alley (1947) - 8

Murder My Sweet - 8
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Glub wrote: Sun Dec 05, 2021 1:06 pm The Power of the Dog - 7/10.
Nice, tense modern Western. Maybe a slight bit long, but worth a watch.
5/10
It's not a western... There's not a single gun, no good vs evil struggle, and no hero
It's also kind of M Night y

The cinematography is great though.
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Necrophilic Mallard wrote: Wed Dec 08, 2021 10:00 am
Glub wrote: Sun Dec 05, 2021 1:06 pm The Power of the Dog - 7/10.
Nice, tense modern Western. Maybe a slight bit long, but worth a watch.
5/10
It's not a western... There's not a single gun, no good vs evil struggle, and no hero
It's also kind of M Night y

The cinematography is great though.
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Censor 8/10
Enjoyed it a lot, thought it fell apart when I thought about it afterwards, but now shit makes sense again.

Monster Squad 6.5/10
Eh, twas alright for a kids movie. Some cool Stan Winston effects.

Puppet Master - The Littlest Reich 5.5./10
Never thought I'd say this, but apart from plenty of excellent practical gore effects and a swell Udo Kier cameo in the beginning, it doesn't have anything to offer. For those of you in the know, are any of the other Puppet Master films worth watching? I've wanted to see them since I was a kid, but somehow I never got around to it...

Evil Dead 2 8/10
bonkers. Bruce Campbell is so great in this. The WHO'S LAUGHING NOW, HUH??-scene had me in stitches.

Return of the Living Dead - 9/10
Possibly the greatest Zombie film ever made. It starts off light hearted, then becomes cheesy as fuck (the punk kids hanging out in the cemetary - Jeez Louise that chick has amazing tits) then incredibly bleak. Awesome from start to finish.

Return of the LIving Dead III 7/10
Good fun, drags a bit in the middle, but all in all a lot more than you could expect from a DTV-sequel from the early nineties.

From Beyond - 6/10
A bit disappointing. Was bored halfway through it, but that might have been due to my being exhausted from work. Some good, some mediocre practical effects. Probably expected too much.
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