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There is absolutely nothing wrong with feeling gay for the Boz

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I'm just saying... that cover hardly represents the footage I've seen accurately! :lol:

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http://www.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/09/09/mccain.lobbying/

WASHINGTON (CNN) -- Republicans say Sen. John McCain and his vice presidential running mate, Sarah Palin, are mavericks. But in a new ad, Sen. Barack Obama's campaign says not so fast FAGGOT they're no maverick reformers.
Sen. John McCain has been criticized for employing top lobbyists in his campaign.

Sen. John McCain has been criticized for employing top lobbyists in his campaign.

And it's a point that Obama has been making on the campaign trail in recent days.

"John McCain says that he is going to tell all those lobbyists in Washington that their days of running Washington are over, which sounds pretty good until you discover that seven of his top campaign managers and officials are -- guess what? -- former corporate lobbyists," Obama said recently in Flint, Michigan.

It's true: Seven top McCain officials were lobbyists, though the campaign stresses that none is currently registered to lobby Congress:

• One: Campaign manager Rick Davis is a major telecommunications lobbyist.

• Two: Senior foreign policy adviser Randy Scheunemann recently faced scrutiny over his foreign lobbying on behalf of the Republic of Georgia, which has been embroiled in a military conflict with Russia.

• Three: Senior adviser Charlie Black was a foreign lobbyist for dictators in Zaire and Angola in the 1980s, fodder for the liberal group MoveOn.org.


One of the group's recent ads charged, "Charlie Black said he didn't do anything wrong. John McCain should tell Black he did. Call John McCain and tell him to fire Charlie Black." Video Watch the Republicans' ad calling McCain-Palin mavericks »

• Four: Frank Donatelli, the Republican National Committee's liaison to the McCain campaign, has had clients including Exxon Mobil.

• Five: Economic adviser Nancy Pfotenhauer has lobbied for corporate giants like Koch Industries.

"Both John McCain and Sarah Palin have challenged special interests, challenged their own party. That's the test of courage," Pfotenhauer has said.

• The final two lobbyists are McCain's congressional liaison, John Green, and national finance Co-chairman Wayne Berman. They both lobbied for Fannie Mae, the troubled mortgage giant.

But Obama's case could be undermined by running mate Sen. Joe Biden's close ties to lobbyists, including his son Hunter, who has worked for credit card giant MBNA.

Biden insists that his son's employment had nothing to do with his support of bankruptcy legislation backed by the bank. Video Watch Palin criticize Biden's change argument »

"I can look you right straight in the eye and guarantee you my autistic son has never, ever, ever lobbied me," Biden said on CNN's "American Morning" on September 4.
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The McCain camp stresses that Donatelli and Berman are technically not officials of the campaign, though they are advisers.

But the bottom line is, both sides have ties to lobbyists, meaning whomever wins will have a hard time backing up the rhetoric about change and shaking up Washington.
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NOT SO FAST, FAGGOT THREAD! BACK TO THE FRONT!
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!

I haven't laughed that hard in awhile...
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hahahaha, I love how that mascot has to escort that dood off the court, ahahaha
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http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.c ... 01&sc=1000

Burglary suspect dies in Telegraph Hill fall

Henry K. Lee, Chronicle Staff Writer

Friday, September 12, 2008
James Ronald Cockrum Jr. James Cockrum Jr. allegedly was running from police when ... A suspected car burglar, trying to elude police officers,... Police say a suspected car burglar was spotted breaking i... More...

(09-11) 17:15 PDT SAN FRANCISCO -- A car-burglary suspect fell to his death early Thursday after he climbed over a wall on San Francisco's Telegraph Hill while trying to flee from police, apparently unaware that on the other side of the wall was a 200-foot cliff, authorities said.

The man was identified by the San Francisco medical examiner's office as James Ronald Cockrum Jr., 38, of Daly City. His grandmother said Cockrum was the married father of a 2-year-old girl. He was an Army veteran who had spent time in prison for drugs.

The incident began at 12:30 a.m. when police received reports of someone breaking into a car on Alta Street near Montgomery Street, east of Coit Tower.

Plainclothes officers set up surveillance in the area and spotted Cockrum getting out of an Audi, said police spokesman Sgt. Neville Gittens. Police tried to stop him, but he took off running. At one point, he stumbled and a screwdriver fell out of his pocket, police said.

Cockrum jumped over a 3-foot wall at the end of Alta Street and plunged the equivalent of 20 stories. He was pronounced dead at the scene, west of Sansome Street.

Officers found that a Subaru and possibly a third car had been broken into, Gittens said.

Louie Mandecote, a caregiver for a resident on Alta, said the incident was unnerving because "this neighborhood is so quiet."

Mandecote added, "It's a long-way drop from where Alta Street is. He probably doesn't live here if he didn't know that."

Two-block-long Alta is one of the oldest streets in San Francisco, dating from the 1850s. In March 1992, a cliffside Art Deco building on Alta fell down the same slope over several days as a result of heavy rains.

Cockrum's grandmother, Geraldine Cockrum of Merced, agreed that he was not familiar with the area and would not have leapt over the wall had he known what was on the other side.

"Oh, heck no," she said, adding that he was "big and strong. He thought he could do anything."

She said her grandson's life had deteriorated as a result of drug use.

"When he was not on drugs, he was the kindest, sweetest guy you ever met," she said. "When he was on drugs, he wasn't mean. He was just stealing."

Cockrum was convicted of possession of a controlled substance and was sentenced in 2006 to two years in state prison. He was paroled Feb. 6 of this year, according to the state Department of Corrections and Rehabilitation.

Geraldine Cockrum said her grandson attended high school in Merced, joined the Army and served in the Middle East during the Persian Gulf War.

He began using drugs in high school, she said. "I think he just fell in line with some of his high school buddies," Cockrum said. "It's just been on and off drugs ever since."

He leaves behind his wife and their daughter, who turned 2 in July.

E-mail Henry K. Lee at hlee@sfchronicle.com.

http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f ... 12S9S2.DTL

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ha! I was watching that game last night with my friend and i was like "NOT SO FAST, FAGGOTT!!!" when they took the TD away from him. fucking idiot!
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it made me so angry i almost started rooting for the fucking cowboys.
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I need to know more, is this a hindu game show in english?! wtf?? how come she could tell him to fuck off and slap him like that? Too fucking funny. Guy in the Rockets game never had a chance, I'm amazed he was even dating that girl, she's way too hot for him. Maybe he got some furry action with the mascot.
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I need to know more, is this a hindu game show in english?! wtf?? how come she could tell him to fuck off and slap him like that? Too fucking funny. Guy in the Rockets game never had a chance, I'm amazed he was even dating that girl, she's way too hot for him. Maybe he got some furry action with the mascot.

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I need to know more, is this a hindu game show in english?! wtf?? how come she could tell him to fuck off and slap him like that? Too fucking funny. Guy in the Rockets game never had a chance, I'm amazed he was even dating that girl, she's way too hot for him. Maybe he got some furry action with the mascot.

This is the kind of thing that makes me rethink :You should never hit a woman". Bitch deserved that.
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Pisscubes wrote:I just spent the last 15 mintues looking through this thread. It's fucking awesome, not to suck my own dick-- cause most of the awesome stuff was posted by other people.
this is the thread that should have 32345 pages, not that stupid ass fucking poala bears thread or whatever that shit is... I'm glad you bumped this. this is the kinda thing that could be one of those internet trends like the motivational posters and lolcats

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krudmonk wrote:Just fuck a robot that looks like her. It's Japan, retard.
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Was this about the Red Wangs brass thinking they'd actually sell out a game or the embarrassing Sharks collision?
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Black Jacques wrote:
Was this about the Red Wangs brass thinking they'd actually sell out a game or the embarrassing Sharks collision?
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