Post in this thread if you're drunk.

[cxwx]

Drinking some vodka and decided to buy a can of hurricane. I don't think I've drank this for a few years. Maybe I'll make a brass monkey.

[godofdeadlydeath]

One time I made a Brass Monkey after drinking 2 40s of OE but the juice I made it with already had vodka mixed in it. I ended up running around campus with my shirt off and trying to rip trees out of the ground, and puked before passing out on the floor. Oh, youth.

[ghost boner]

God damn a brass monkey sounds good

[cxwx]

Been drinking screwdrivers all day. Decided to get a 40 to make another brass and kill the rest of the OJ. ( rest in piss Simpson). Every time I walk to the gas station or liquor store it's past a cemetery. Walk by the same sketchy as fuck parked car both ways, probably getting a blow job or shooting H. Going to wash some dishes now while the bottle gets cold. Wonder if I should ready another Viktor Pelevin or Jose Donoso novel next.

[Eight Bit Alien]

Dog carcass in alley this morning, tire tread on burst stomach.

[cxwx]

My grandmothers neighbor poisons squirrels and the die in her yard.

[Eight Bit Alien]

I like squirrels but ive seen neighborhoods so bad that I can understand doing that

If one neighbor is trying to grow a garden and another neighbor is feeding the fucking squirrels you have an extremely demonic situation brewing

[cxwx]

I'm agnostic to squirrel murder I just get a bit tired of the stench of rotting squirrel carcass in my nose. I guess I'm not a trve blakk metal vvarrior

[Eight Bit Alien]

seriously I fucking love this band. I love this fucking band

[Eight Bit Alien]

i dont drink much anymore but sometimes i still do

i miss chad

[smooth]

Sometimes when I drink black tea, it is too much edge

[Eight Bit Alien]

I definitely prefer green. I've been on the matcha train for a few months now and 1 cup is usually enough for the day

[cxwx]

Based

[Eight Bit Alien]

I sometimes think liquor at the bottom of the bottle hits different

like on that one day where you finally drink the last 1/8 of the vodka, its going to be a different kind of night

even if you only drink 1/8 of a bottle each time

i dont know if this makes sense

[Eight Bit Alien]

POWER AND DOMINION
ARE TAKEN BY THE WILL
BY DIVINE RIGHT

HAIL
AND
KILL

[Eight Bit Alien]

my father was A WOLF
and my kinsman are the slain

SWORN
TO
RISE
A
GAIN

[Brutus Frank]

Rip their flesh, burn their hearts
Caak-Stab them in the eyes
Surprise-sex their women as they cry

[Eight Bit Alien]

drinking 1-2x a week is fucking nothing compared to my 20s

but having taken years off it's starting to feel a little odd

[cxwx]

I'm watching this and getting blasted on rum and cokes

[cxwx]

Maybe it's because I'm a bit tipsy but I'm reading Nathaniel West for the first time and he seems to have this delirious disembodied quality while being this weird middle ground between Bukowski, Selby, maybe even a little Burroughs but he predates all of them so I guess he's more like their godfather. I'm probably full of shit.

[The Bill]

I will never understand how you can drink and read. I’ve actually cut way down on the stuff; and now I can actually read shit in video games.

[Introvert]

I’m watching the presidential debate and taking a drink anytime either of them say something stupid. I’ll be passed out very soon…..

[cxwx]

I’m watching the presidential debate and taking a drink anytime either of them say something stupid. I’ll be passed out very soon…..

Yeah that' was like watching beach fight at weekend at Bernie's. This nation is fucked.

[CROSTY]

[godofdeadlydeath]

I’m watching the presidential debate and taking a drink anytime either of them say something stupid. I’ll be passed out very soon…..

I tuned into the part where Biden went from talking about Ukraine to Medicare and how "we beat Medicare" and Trump said, "He did beat Medicare, he beat it to death" and I realized we are fucked either way and this is going to be the lowest turnout for an election in a long, long time