total recall is probably the best movie ever made
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total recall is probably the best movie ever made
arnold, shit tons of action, badass story line, quato, 3 tits, dont know if its real or not, 3 tits, eyes bugging out. name a better movie. name one.
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Roadhouse.
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I don't think it's as simple as all this "Roadhouse" or "Robocop" is better nonsense. We're talking about three tits gentlemen; not simply three tits but three tits, on the same woman, at the same time, all facing toward you. Now, I can't speak for anyone else, but that certainly makes this simple cab driver wish he had three hands.
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And really, that's a few seconds of this movie. What about when there are eyes fucking bugging out all over the place while Arnold makes Arnold noises ?
I believe the real question for this thread is "When is a man not a man ?"
And of course the answer is "When a man tries to deny Total Recall."
two weeks.
TWO. WEEKS.
I believe the real question for this thread is "When is a man not a man ?"
And of course the answer is "When a man tries to deny Total Recall."
two weeks.
TWO. WEEKS.
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scored by Jerry Goldsmith, too.
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and based on a short story by one Philip K. Dick. Is there no end to this film's credentials ?!krudmonk wrote:scored by Jerry Goldsmith, too.
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Bah. Total Recall isn't even the best Arnold movie. I'll take Predator or Conan The Barbarian over it any day of the week. Both have better villains, too.
You can wish all you want that you had three hands. That's all you can do is wish. It only takes one to rip a man's throat out as Dalton so exquisitely proved.
You can wish all you want that you had three hands. That's all you can do is wish. It only takes one to rip a man's throat out as Dalton so exquisitely proved.
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Well now I wish I had thirteen hands so I could rip off your poser fingers and lame-ass thumbs (while continuing to grab three space-titties)Wang Mandu wrote:Bah. Total Recall isn't even the best Arnold movie. I'll take Predator or Conan The Barbarian over it any day of the week. Both have better villains, too.
You can wish all you want that you had three hands. That's all you can do is wish. It only takes one to rip a man's throat out as Dalton so exquisitely proved.
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jelly jam guts on the escalatorriley-o wrote:and based on a short story by one Philip K. Dick. Is there no end to this film's credentials ?!krudmonk wrote:scored by Jerry Goldsmith, too.
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Michael Ironside. Ronny Cox. The only thing missing is Kurtwood Smith.
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Conan the Barbarian is lame, Raw Deal is better.Wang Mandu wrote:Bah. Total Recall isn't even the best Arnold movie. I'll take Predator or Conan The Barbarian over it any day of the week. Both have better villains, too.
You can wish all you want that you had three hands. That's all you can do is wish. It only takes one to rip a man's throat out as Dalton so exquisitely proved.
And the only thing missing from Total Recall would be Richard Crenna.
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FAGGOTComrade Slinky wrote:Conan the Barbarian is lame
god isn't interested in technology. he cares nothing for the microchip or the silicon revolution. Look how he spends his time forty-three species of parrots nipples for men
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I get so tired of people liking that stupid thing. Running Man was way better.Goatus wrote:FAGGOTComrade Slinky wrote:Conan the Barbarian is lame
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Would've been way better if it followed the short story with the short story ending - Arnold could have felt some twinge of guilt when it would have been inevitably banned following 9/11.Comrade Slinky wrote:I get so tired of people liking that stupid thing. Running Man was way better.Goatus wrote:FAGGOTComrade Slinky wrote:Conan the Barbarian is lame
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In the book, Arnold's character flys a jumbo into the Network building skyscraper, plus its not all WWE type hunters.
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Conan what is good in life?
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I also like Conan the Destroyer
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If we're talking Arnold movies, Predator runs away with it because it has Bill Duke. I know he's in Commando too, but his role is smaller and that film is stupid. Awesomely stupid, but still stupid.
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I went looking at the wiki out of curiosity. It was originally goign to be directed by Cronenberg, and he wanted William Hurt to star... until a falling out with one of the writers (the non-Dan O'Bannon one) because he wanted to make it too much like the story and not enough of an action story. Holy shit.
Also: Dan O'Bannon rules. It's too bad he doesn't do film work these days. Alien? Total Recall? Return of the Living MOTHERFUCKING Dead? Rules.
Also: Dan O'Bannon rules. It's too bad he doesn't do film work these days. Alien? Total Recall? Return of the Living MOTHERFUCKING Dead? Rules.
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So it's nice to hear (from our pals at Screenrant) that O'Bannon has just finished up a screenplay called THE PAIN CLINIC. Co-written with Donald Grail, it's ostensibly about a man who agrees to an "experimental" procedure to fix his bad back. But there's a little more to it than that. According to the attached director, Brett Hart (who's probably good and tired of your "Hitman" jokes, so stow 'em!), it's a "physiological thriller" reminiscent of MISERY, THE MARATHON MAN, ROSEMARY'S BABY, SECONDS and COMA.
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Re: total recall is probably the best movie ever made
If Total Recall is #1, True Lies is #2.
...and Last Action Hero is #3.
...and Last Action Hero is #3.
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The number of innocent civilians that die in an action movie is usually a good indicator of quality. A LOT of innocent civilians die in Total Recall. See you at the party, Richter.
But yeah, Conan's better.
But yeah, Conan's better.
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Marry me, fucker. I tried to watch CtB recently and realized it's the most boring Arnold movie ever.Comrade Slinky wrote:I get so tired of people liking that stupid thing. Running Man was way better.Goatus wrote:FAGGOTComrade Slinky wrote:Conan the Barbarian is lame
Giant x-ray machine. Meals in drink-form.krudmonk wrote:jelly jam guts on the escalatorriley-o wrote:and based on a short story by one Philip K. Dick. Is there no end to this film's credentials ?!krudmonk wrote:scored by Jerry Goldsmith, too.
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I'm sorry! Maybe I'll give it a shot this weekend, but right now my stance is firm. Go let off some steam, Bennett.....Steven.
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No-one (that I haven't FOE'd) has mentioned Verhoeven!riley-o wrote:and based on a short story by one Philip K. Dick. Is there no end to this film's credentials ?!krudmonk wrote:scored by Jerry Goldsmith, too.
The movie is really special because it's among the last of the all-out R-rated blockbuster action movies still featuring practical effects. It was released just before CGI and PG-13 became the norm, ushering an era of stupid flaccid filmmaking.
Movie fucking RULES.