HOMEAUXParachute wrote:I'm sorry! Maybe I'll give it a shot this weekend, but right now my stance is firm. Go let off some steam, Bennett.....Steven.
total recall is probably the best movie ever made
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god isn't interested in technology. he cares nothing for the microchip or the silicon revolution. Look how he spends his time forty-three species of parrots nipples for men
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Stay strong.Parachute wrote:I'm sorry! Maybe I'll give it a shot this weekend, but right now my stance is firm. Go let off some steam, Bennett.....Steven.
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CAULK JAWKEESComrade Slinky wrote:Stay strong.Parachute wrote:I'm sorry! Maybe I'll give it a shot this weekend, but right now my stance is firm. Go let off some steam, Bennett.....Steven.
god isn't interested in technology. he cares nothing for the microchip or the silicon revolution. Look how he spends his time forty-three species of parrots nipples for men
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hahahaha now he's being coddled by SLINKY.Comrade Slinky wrote:Stay strong.Parachute wrote:I'm sorry! Maybe I'll give it a shot this weekend, but right now my stance is firm. Go let off some steam, Bennett.....Steven.
this can only lead to drydocking the gunt.
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WhatMallarded Again wrote:
hahahaha now he's being coddled by SLINKY.
this can only lead to drydocking the gunt.
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He's probably the reason for the gratuitous tit, so it was inferred.Necrometer wrote:No-one (that I haven't FOE'd) has mentioned Verhoeven!
UGH! HEEEYYYYY!!!!!!!
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riley-o wrote:Well now I wish I had thirteen hands so I could rip off your poser fingers and lame-ass thumbs (while continuing to grab three space-titties)Wang Mandu wrote:Bah. Total Recall isn't even the best Arnold movie. I'll take Predator or Conan The Barbarian over it any day of the week. Both have better villains, too.
You can wish all you want that you had three hands. That's all you can do is wish. It only takes one to rip a man's throat out as Dalton so exquisitely proved.
if all i have in life is to remember this one burn, i will be fine with that.
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Considah dat ah devorce!
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You homos also forgot hot Sharon Stone, and "voluptuous!"
But I think my favorite part in that movie is Arnold holding his hands up to Sharon Stone and saying, "They tried to kill me...but...I killed THEM!!!"
Great, yes, greatest, ya not quite.
But I think my favorite part in that movie is Arnold holding his hands up to Sharon Stone and saying, "They tried to kill me...but...I killed THEM!!!"
Great, yes, greatest, ya not quite.
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OPEN YOUR MIND, YOUR MIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNDD!
what a great movie.
True Lies is great too. Tom Arnold makes that one priceless!
what a great movie.
True Lies is great too. Tom Arnold makes that one priceless!
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HAHAHA, I've forgotten how much I enjoyed that movie. wonderful! when Jamie Lee clubs him with the phone at the strip tease ... BRUTAL!noah thirteen wrote:She even took the ice cube trays out of the freezer! What kind of a sick bitch takes the ice cube trays out of the freezer?Astronaut wrote:Tom Arnold makes that one priceless!
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It is completely true, Total Recall is the best movie ever made, with Robocop coming in at a close 2nd.
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The Nigorache wrote:It is completely true, Total Recall is the best movie ever made, with Robocop coming in at a close 2nd.
this man, this man here, this is the man to listen to.
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Largely due to the awesomeness of one Ronald Cox.hard paranormal dong wrote:The Nigorache wrote:It is completely true, Total Recall is the best movie ever made, with Robocop coming in at a close 2nd.
this man, this man here, this is the man to listen to.
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best one liners, wobbly tits in the hotel fight scene, guy from Mad Max is the baddie and he jumps out of a plane and lands casually in the swamp!!
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haha, I always loved that scene.Mendicant wrote:and he jumps out of a plane and lands casually in the swamp!!
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"I remember my first time being shot out of a cannon."noah thirteen wrote:She even took the ice cube trays out of the freezer! What kind of a sick bitch takes the ice cube trays out of the freezer?Astronaut wrote:Tom Arnold makes that one priceless!
Charlton Heston is awesome in that movie as an obvious Nick Fury rip-off. "Gentlemen, you're not exactly blowing the wind up my skirt." And fucking Bill Paxton..."Ass like a ten year old boy. Titties that'll make you sit up and beg for buttermilk..." Jesus, if that movie wasn't like two and half hours long I'd go watch it right now.
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Yeah, I knew I was out of my league with riley. The man did not disappoint.hard paranormal dong wrote:riley-o wrote:Well now I wish I had thirteen hands so I could rip off your poser fingers and lame-ass thumbs (while continuing to grab three space-titties)Wang Mandu wrote:Bah. Total Recall isn't even the best Arnold movie. I'll take Predator or Conan The Barbarian over it any day of the week. Both have better villains, too.
You can wish all you want that you had three hands. That's all you can do is wish. It only takes one to rip a man's throat out as Dalton so exquisitely proved.
if all i have in life is to remember this one burn, i will be fine with that.
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I watched it with my parents when it came out on video. My mom just said "...That woman has three boobies..."TheDOAD wrote:I remember watching this with my dad as a kid and LOVING it. (I still love it) But After my mom came home and I always remember she said (In reference to the 3 tit scene) "Did you see something you shouldn't have?" all like
Just one of those priceless childhood memories I hold dear.
I also remember when the dude came out of the guys gut I thought it was just about the coolest thing ever.
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Yeah, the hotel scene is my favourite. "Fuck you, asshole!", then nutsack grabbing followed by impalement. Though briefly seen, the tits are fantastic and when they first bust through, she's actually behind the guy while he's on his knees. Oh, and they knock out one of those stupid fucking glass cube partions, which is always a plus in my book.Mendicant wrote:wordLet Us Help You wrote:Commando
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still stand by the statement. best fucking movie
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