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UFC 12: JUDGEMENT DAY

Lots of firsts here on this card. The introduction of weight classes, first appearance of Vitor Belfort, and first appearance of Joe Rogan.

This is yet another southern special with plenty of crackhead hillbillies. Total fairgrounds stylee. The ring chicks are total cig and pud puffers.

The lightweight tourney is a jobber fest all designed to puff up Shamrock trainee jerry bohlander. This guy had zero going on in the personality department but he had some skills. He submitted rainy Martinez and alternate jobber nick sanzo in short order. The jap dude takahashi was mostly going to get his ass handed to him had he not broke his hand.

The real flavor is in the heavyweight tourney with scott by God farrozzo back in the octagon. He pretty much spent his gas tank taking out a nobody.

Vitor Belfort made his debut against tit-less tra telligman. This dude looked like absolute shit. Even if he had been a world beater.....that concave chest was NOT gonna pay the bills. Gross.

Then Vitor took out Farrozzo in the finals....made it look easy. Belfort is clearly a star.....not quite on the level of big scott but looking like a true athlete.

Super fight is Severn vs coleman. Severn blew it. Coleman looks like he's about to gas in 10 seconds.

Rogan is a fuckin shaky nerd. McCain was a putz for thinking THIS was the downfall of civilization.

5/10 most of that is for vitor.
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Fuck Khabib.....fuckin coward. Too much of a cunting pussy to put the streak on the line for a possible 30-0 record.

He could eat an omelette made from the egg mork crashed landed in on mork and mindy.

He's a card carrying gamblers anonymous cunt sprinkled in bay leaves and pubes from leftover cocks.

Dude is getting millions dangled in front of him and he wants to play all high and mighty. Allah does not promise cunt for being good at the fight game, you gotta blow up infidels to win the Muslim pussy hole sweepstakes.
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He wraps his dick up in gauze before every fight on the off chance that he gets pounded into the afterlife in the octagon his cock will make it to heaven to pump 70 virgin cunts.

But the reality is he has been deluded by the belief that MMA is a sure way to stick it to the great satan. Sweet Lord Dana has assured him of this. The reality is that when his dick makes it to heaven Muhammad is going to ask where the rest of him is. Heaven for khabib will be a Russian steambath with mob types and child sex traffickers and pimps.

It takes explosives and balls to win a seat at the table with God.

Omelettes with khabib wins you nothing. He could drink toilet water and let a bear chew on his butthole while nails get driven into his back....he will still be a coward for not putting it all on the line for big dollars.

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Riley where you at on Sean sherk?

Would he make it in today's UFC?

could you whoop his ass?

What about Phil Baron? Is he a total fag or what?
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100% pro Tank Abbot. He’s looked at a joke today but this was a man who in his prime almost KO’d Don Frye, who Oleg Taktarov barely defeated and who Dan Severn could not submit after laying on top of him for 15-20 minutes. It sucks he didn’t take care of himself and is half dead from liver failure now. Guys like him and Gary Goodridge should be receiving life time stipends from that worthless shitbag Dana White.
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Brother Riley see my above info requests.

I'm going to be bringing more fight breakdowns this week.
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cxwx wrote: Tue Aug 31, 2021 6:15 pm 100% pro Tank Abbot. He’s looked at a joke today but this was a man who in his prime almost KO’d Don Frye, who Oleg Taktarov barely defeated and who Dan Severn could not submit after laying on top of him for 15-20 minutes. It sucks he didn’t take care of himself and is half dead from liver failure now. Guys like him and Gary Goodridge should be receiving life time stipends from that worthless shitbag Dana White.
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the awesome Assassin wrote: Thu Sep 02, 2021 5:24 pm
cxwx wrote: Tue Aug 31, 2021 6:15 pm 100% pro Tank Abbot. He’s looked at a joke today but this was a man who in his prime almost KO’d Don Frye, who Oleg Taktarov barely defeated and who Dan Severn could not submit after laying on top of him for 15-20 minutes. It sucks he didn’t take care of himself and is half dead from liver failure now. Guys like him and Gary Goodridge should be receiving life time stipends from that worthless shitbag Dana White.
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kevin hash wrote: Fri Feb 19, 2021 9:43 am Just watched UFC 8.

Kimo was a piece of shit as a fighter.

Varelans is still a jobber.

For some reason I was looking up Paul Varelans the other day. Dude died in January from covid. R.I.P. you seven foot tall galoot.
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I need to get back into my reviews.
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kevin hash wrote: Sat Mar 20, 2021 7:01 pm Riley where you at on Sean sherk?

Would he make it in today's UFC?

could you whoop his ass?

What about Phil Baron? Is he a total fag or what?
Sherk was a classic wrestle-boxer, definitely good for his time, great cardio, despite being a LW, still had a close fight with Matt Hughes wheb Hughes was the man at 170. Me at ly absolute best wouldn’t stand a chance against him at his absolute worst. Prime Sherk might be low top 15 in today’s landscape, not a chance he’s a champ though. Everyone in the top ten take him apart.

Phil is a piece of shit for sure, currently in Mexican prison while awaiting trial of his girlfriend’s murder

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I appreciate the hard hitting analysis Riley. I really think UFC is missing a golden opportunity in putting us in the broadcast booth.

I think we would set a new standard.
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riley-o wrote: Thu Jun 01, 2023 7:30 am
kevin hash wrote: Sat Mar 20, 2021 7:01 pm Riley where you at on Sean sherk?

Would he make it in today's UFC?

could you whoop his ass?

What about Phil Baron? Is he a total fag or what?
Sherk was a classic wrestle-boxer, definitely good for his time, great cardio, despite being a LW, still had a close fight with Matt Hughes wheb Hughes was the man at 170. Me at ly absolute best wouldn’t stand a chance against him at his absolute worst. Prime Sherk might be low top 15 in today’s landscape, not a chance he’s a champ though. Everyone in the top ten take him apart.

Phil is a piece of shit for sure, currently in Mexican prison while awaiting trial of his girlfriend’s murder

https://www.mmafighting.com/platform/am ... ent-temper

If he fought today, he’d probably fight at featherweight and do pretty well.
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kevin hash wrote: Sun Jun 04, 2023 6:33 pm I appreciate the hard hitting analysis Riley. I really think UFC is missing a golden opportunity in putting us in the broadcast booth.

I think we would set a new standard.
:lol: I'd watch that shit, provided it's uncensored :ax:
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doomeddisciple wrote: Sun Jun 04, 2023 8:47 pm
riley-o wrote: Thu Jun 01, 2023 7:30 am
kevin hash wrote: Sat Mar 20, 2021 7:01 pm Riley where you at on Sean sherk?

Would he make it in today's UFC?

could you whoop his ass?

What about Phil Baron? Is he a total fag or what?
Sherk was a classic wrestle-boxer, definitely good for his time, great cardio, despite being a LW, still had a close fight with Matt Hughes wheb Hughes was the man at 170. Me at ly absolute best wouldn’t stand a chance against him at his absolute worst. Prime Sherk might be low top 15 in today’s landscape, not a chance he’s a champ though. Everyone in the top ten take him apart.

Phil is a piece of shit for sure, currently in Mexican prison while awaiting trial of his girlfriend’s murder

https://www.mmafighting.com/platform/am ... ent-temper

If he fought today, he’d probably fight at featherweight and do pretty well.
Yeah that’s true, I mean imagine him fighting in the USADA era 🤣🤣 motherfucker was built like a brick shithouse but had cardio like a Diaz brother ?

I dunno how well he would do to be honest. He was always pretty slow and relied on a dryhump gameplan that just doesn’t really exist in the current game. Again I could see him a peripheral top 15 but imagine him against anyone in the FW top five ? Every single one of them would style on him. He might beat the current version of Korean Zombie which breaks my heart to say of course, but the rest of the top ten he has nothing for.

Shame we all live in different parts of the world, would be a blast getting soused watching fights with you guys.
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riley-o wrote: Fri Jun 16, 2023 9:04 pm
doomeddisciple wrote: Sun Jun 04, 2023 8:47 pm
riley-o wrote: Thu Jun 01, 2023 7:30 am
kevin hash wrote: Sat Mar 20, 2021 7:01 pm Riley where you at on Sean sherk?

Would he make it in today's UFC?

could you whoop his ass?

What about Phil Baron? Is he a total fag or what?
Sherk was a classic wrestle-boxer, definitely good for his time, great cardio, despite being a LW, still had a close fight with Matt Hughes wheb Hughes was the man at 170. Me at ly absolute best wouldn’t stand a chance against him at his absolute worst. Prime Sherk might be low top 15 in today’s landscape, not a chance he’s a champ though. Everyone in the top ten take him apart.

Phil is a piece of shit for sure, currently in Mexican prison while awaiting trial of his girlfriend’s murder

https://www.mmafighting.com/platform/am ... ent-temper

If he fought today, he’d probably fight at featherweight and do pretty well.
Yeah that’s true, I mean imagine him fighting in the USADA era 🤣🤣 motherfucker was built like a brick shithouse but had cardio like a Diaz brother ?

I dunno how well he would do to be honest. He was always pretty slow and relied on a dryhump gameplan that just doesn’t really exist in the current game. Again I could see him a peripheral top 15 but imagine him against anyone in the FW top five ? Every single one of them would style on him. He might beat the current version of Korean Zombie which breaks my heart to say of course, but the rest of the top ten he has nothing for.

Shame we all live in different parts of the world, would be a blast getting soused watching fights with you guys.
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