The New Unstoppable MMA Thread!

[FVBTVS]

[BUNGVOX]

MMA needs the diaz brothers.

[FVBTVS]

yeah, if there truly is a valhalla there'd better be an entire wing named after them or i'm rioting..

[spacehamster]

Course there is, homie. It's the Stockton wing. Don't be scared.

[spacehamster]

sakuraba...

Ref of the year, that guy.

[doomeddisciple]

As much as I admire and respect GSP, I'm pretty happy about the WW division and its title fights in the post GSP world - wow.

[spacehamster]

I managed to read the result of the title fight like five minutes before I watched it. I fucking hate myself.

[Cascade Whore]

sakuraba...

Ref of the year, that guy.

I remember Nevets saying sakuraba is going to die in the ring one day

[FVBTVS]

I managed to read the result of the title fight like five minutes before I watched it. I fucking hate myself.

don't worry man, thats been happening to me quite a lot lately. i'll be in a perfect zone, not looking at anything problematic and then i'll absentmindedly just open twitter/facebook/youtube and instantly have everything spoiled

[spacehamster]

don't worry man, thats been happening to me quite a lot lately. i'll be in a perfect zone, not looking at anything problematic and then i'll absentmindedly just open twitter/facebook/youtube and instantly have everything spoiled

I swear to god, man, I was vegging out on the couch, watching the PPV, and then I'm fiddling with my cellphone during a break or something, and oh shit, forgot not to go on MMAJunkie. Arrrgh.

[BUNGVOX]

Why am starting to hope for lawler to eventually get dismantled sooner rather than later?

Like FUCKING ANNIHILATED!!!

[riley-o]

I dunno why you feel that way. I feel like after Hendricks and GSP, Lawler's reign has been a real breath of fresh air.

[Wang Mandu]

Lawler rules and the Condit fight shows just that. It's like rooting against a Diaz brother and frankly, I find it offensive.

[Wang Mandu]

Yeah, fuck you Bungvox. Ruthless (badass nickname btw) goes out there to make people bleed and how many champs crank it to 11 in the final round? I'm heated right now.

[spacehamster]

Yeah, that fight didn't go to split decision because Lawler was playing it safe (like, OH, SAY, Condit when he "beat" Diaz?), it was just a really close fight and that's that. If Lawler has a "problem", it's that he doesn't understand or doesn't care about the concept of "winning rounds", he just fights.

[BUNGVOX]

no FUCK YOU GUYS.

just kidding.

i'm just pissed. i was drunk.

chad post.

[FVBTVS]

I too love this Brutal Bob Lawler era

[THE KILL]

WHat was up with Tumenov's coach/ interpreter "translating" his closing words before he could speak them...

[riley-o]

I assumed it was just something the translator forgot to add before Rogan started yelling at them about how Ronda is a once ever athlete

[THE KILL]

makes sense... also, everyone gushes about how awesome Lawlor is (which is absolutely true) but how great was Carlos Condit in that fight... man I can't wait for that rematch.

[FVBTVS]

“BJ,
I received your poorly-worded, utterly predictable, message. In spite of its clumsy structure, awful spelling, incorrect usage (you state at one point that I wrote a poem about you making fun of yourself), and general air of arrogance, entitled stupidity, I’m considering your request.
There are, of course, some conditions.
– I’m never competing at 145 ever again. Neither should you. I came to this conclusion after doing careful research, and deciding what was right for my long-term health as well as my short-term performance. If you fight at 145, it won’t be long before you’re eating banana mush in a nuthouse. I am accountable to my family, and my future with them. Because you are an impulsive tyrant surrounded by yes-men, you have no ability to make rational, intelligent decisions. So I am making this one for you. If we fight, it would be at 155.
– I’m not fighting in March. Neither are you. You may imagine you are, and the imbeciles you surround yourself with may nod in agreement like the trained dogs they are, but you aren’t fighting in March. You’ve lied to your fans, and let them down over and over, and nobody is clamoring to put the BJ PENN EXCUSE FACTORY back in business. Were I to agree to fight you in March and whup your ass, it would only give you and your lackeys the “BJ didn’t have enough time” bullshit excuse. Additionally, if we do fight, it will be on MY timetable, NOT yours. You are retired, and have no schedule. I am an active fighter, on the roster, with a schedule and training platform that is not beholden to your desires, grudges, or need for narcissistic supply.
– You still owe Mike Dolce $22,000. Knowing him, he is too gracious and dignified a man to revisit the traitorous back-stabbing skullduggery you engaged in with him after the third time Frankie Edgar kicked your ass inside-out. I, however, don’t have the luxury of grace, and dignity is best left out of any exchange that includes you. You will donate $22,000 of your purse to the HAWAII DOG FOUNDATION, a no-kill, all-volunteer rescue organization working hard to rescue and rehabilitate dogs in Hawaii, in Mike Dolce’s name.
Give these conditions some thought. They are non-negotiable. They are rules you WILL abide by, or you can go whistle. I have a contract, and plenty of guys to fight. As a Narcissist, you have nothing but an image. And you NEED attention. You have all the money you could ever spend; but it doesn’t satisfy you. I have what you NEED. I’M in charge. You can do what narcissists usually do when confronted by a higher power; SLINK AWAY. Or you can confront your needs, realize I can fulfill them, and come to terms with me, looming over you, holding the….
WHIP HAND.
I’m ALREADY in charge, you poor, deluded, fool. I did more to motivate you with TWO POEMS than all your yes-men, and titles, and highlights could.
Get as angry as you want. Go out behind your huge inherited estate and kick rocks. Go cry to your Mommy. Go shit in your hat and bark at the moon.
You want to fight?
Then it’s on MY terms.
FACE IT.
Now run along, little man. Go find a way to swallow your overarching pride and do it MY way, or scuttle about like a deformed crab at low tide, like a masochist at last call, desperately looking for somebody else to thrash you.
You can go to Greg Jackson’s, you can go to Jermaine Jackson’s, you can listen to Mahalia Jackson, you can resurrect Jackson fuckin’ POLLOCK to paint you a better picture of yourself than the one we all see; but…
You’re an unclaimed, busted-down suitcase on a dusty shelf in an abandoned bus-terminal. Accept my conditions, or rot in obscurity.
Nik Lentz
Your BOSS”

[BUNGVOX]

Hahah! Beautiful absolutely beautiful!

[riley-o]

Chilling how BJ can go from what he was to what he is.

[Cascade Whore]

tldr. aren't they feuding over a dietician?

which one of you am I talking to? I'll assume you're the twat and make a joke about a dr seuss book being more your speed.

[doomeddisciple]

My haterade runneth over lately, but I don't care if Cruz beat cancer, lukiemia, saved the whales and rescued a puppy on the way to the arena, but he and Tony Fergusson can standing 69er themselves to Getfuckedville.

Just. Can't. Like. Him