chris rondot is getting new hair

[zombiehead]

vdeogmrlr (1:00:37 AM): right now, i'm thinking of the chick with loong straight black hair and a long neck, she resembles some singer chick too
Clint666Carr (1:00:54 AM): that's neckwrecker
Clint666Carr (1:01:13 AM): another person rnero is stalking
vdeogmrlr (1:01:15 AM): yeah, i think so, i remember i creeped her out by saying that i thought the nape of her neck was sexy

[frost]

reading that made my brain hurt, fucking creeps.

[frost]

wut

hey baby, that neck of yours troubles my meatworm.

[blastocystosis]

Rodnot is going to tan away his stretch marks. He's been hitting the beach.

[Honky Kong 64]

RNecro1:05:41 AM): literally had sex with the boobs

I was laughing out loud in traffic last night just thinking about this line...

[riley-o]

The origin of literally had sex with the boobs

[Necrometer]

here's some stuff from a decade ago where kaka talks about getting a beejer for $120

sorry for text bomb - I guess spoiler tags are still broken?

RNecro (10:39:05 PM): hi
amos galore (10:39:07 PM): hey kaka
Power Of Wishing (10:39:12 PM): Hi Chris
Katie al Maktoum (10:39:20 PM): School is nothing but young foreign dudes right now ... lots of illegals, too. I'm staying as long as possible.
amos galore (10:39:23 PM): where were you?
amos galore (10:39:29 PM): skating and destroying?
Power Of Wishing (10:39:35 PM): at teh gym?
dudeimentarypeni (10:39:37 PM): sk8 or die
Katie al Maktoum (10:39:38 PM): I almost got raped today for wearing a Mexijersey. It was beautiful.
Power Of Wishing (10:39:41 PM): recording?
Power Of Wishing (10:39:47 PM): ahahaha
amos galore (10:40:02 PM): I like how kaka gets drunk and posts
amos galore (10:40:12 PM): that's why his posts are entertaining
amos galore (10:40:20 PM): okokok, ONE of the reasons
Power Of Wishing (10:40:30 PM): OkOk
Power Of Wishing (10:40:31 PM): ?
Katie al Maktoum (10:40:46 PM):
RNecro (10:41:11 PM): hi katie
amos galore (10:41:19 PM): http://marryourdaughter.org/
Katie al Maktoum (10:41:20 PM): Hello!
dudeimentarypeni (10:41:22 PM): how did the name kaka come about?
amos galore (10:41:23 PM): HOLY SHIT
dudeimentarypeni (10:41:30 PM): always wondered that
amos galore (10:41:39 PM): that website if insane
amos galore (10:41:43 PM): is
Power Of Wishing (10:41:50 PM): JESUS
Power Of Wishing (10:41:53 PM): that's fucked up
Power Of Wishing (10:42:01 PM): but cheap
Power Of Wishing (10:42:14 PM): I wonder how much Gabriella will go on sale for after she turns 18?
amos galore (10:42:26 PM): hahahahha
amos galore (10:42:39 PM): "she's a bit fiery but worth it"
amos galore (10:42:41 PM): hahaha
amos galore (10:42:43 PM): damn right
Katie al Maktoum (10:42:44 PM): I should put myself on there.
Power Of Wishing (10:42:59 PM): what the fucj
Power Of Wishing (10:43:08 PM): Ithis is not real?
amos galore (10:43:43 PM): honestly, how do they calculate the price? what factors are considered?
amos galore (10:43:45 PM): WTF
Power Of Wishing (10:44:28 PM): Anna R. is 17 1/2 and she's only $3395
amos galore (10:44:32 PM): one bitch is only $5, 995!!!
Power Of Wishing (10:44:36 PM): I got that much!!!!!
amos galore (10:44:38 PM): lol, yep!
amos galore (10:44:43 PM): hahahah
Power Of Wishing (10:44:46 PM): Do they take PayPal?
RNecro (10:45:05 PM): brb
Power Of Wishing (10:45:11 PM): Once she's 18 she's out of the foster care system and all mine
Katie al Maktoum (10:45:27 PM): I wonder if this is set up by To Catch a Predator?
Power Of Wishing (10:45:29 PM): She's a little rough around the edges, but basically a good girl
Power Of Wishing (10:45:40 PM): Well, I'm about to find out
Katie al Maktoum (10:45:44 PM): Hahaha
amos galore (10:46:23 PM): I'm loling so hard!!!! apparently bride price is set by the BIBLE!!
amos galore (10:46:29 PM): that makes a lot of sense!
Power Of Wishing (10:46:38 PM): Well.
amos galore (10:46:42 PM): this is seriously goddamn crazy
Power Of Wishing (10:46:46 PM): I proposed to Anna
amos galore (10:46:50 PM): hahahahhaha
hjcatfish (10:47:08 PM): :(
Power Of Wishing (10:47:25 PM): I wonder if I can transfer her into the wisconsin foster care system
amos galore (10:47:28 PM): the one that's only 4 grand?
amos galore (10:47:31 PM): BARGAIN!
dudeimentarypeni (10:47:35 PM): fuck natural ice is the best thing ever invented
amos galore (10:47:36 PM): she must not be a virg
Power Of Wishing (10:47:36 PM): then we can get to procreating alot faster
Power Of Wishing (10:47:39 PM): I know
Power Of Wishing (10:47:50 PM): I'm hoping she saved her anus for me
amos galore (10:48:03 PM): that goes first, you know this
Power Of Wishing (10:48:15 PM): I try not to tell myself that
hjcatfish (10:48:16 PM): first?!
hjcatfish (10:48:20 PM): NOOOOOO!
Power Of Wishing (10:48:28 PM): HEY MAN SHE'S HAD A ROUGH LIFE
hjcatfish (10:48:41 PM): you don't love her asshole
Power Of Wishing (10:48:43 PM): leave my fiance alone
Power Of Wishing (10:48:50 PM): I haven't met her yet
hjcatfish (10:48:52 PM): I meant "love her, asshole"
Power Of Wishing (10:49:00 PM): my check hasn't cleared
amos galore (10:49:13 PM): does she get any say in the matter?
Power Of Wishing (10:49:22 PM): no
hjcatfish (10:49:29 PM): chicks are easy to get to love you
dudeimentarypeni (10:49:37 PM): brb faggos
Power Of Wishing (10:49:38 PM): allthough Monique is only 6 grand
hjcatfish (10:49:39 PM): and junk
Power Of Wishing (10:49:41 PM): and she's 14
Power Of Wishing (10:49:51 PM): I'm having second thoughts here
amos galore (10:50:22 PM): molestor, propose to ALL of them
Power Of Wishing (10:50:29 PM):
"Thank God for your site! Our daughter was really nervous walking down the aisle, but she seems okay now and the money we got let us keep our farm and even add on a few acres."

—Mrs. Addrien L.
Power Of Wishing (10:50:32 PM): HAHAHAHAH
Power Of Wishing (10:50:37 PM): FUCK
Power Of Wishing (10:50:43 PM): the testimonials
hjcatfish (10:50:43 PM): you're not supposed to propose to them all! Read the FAQ's
Power Of Wishing (10:50:53 PM): I just proposed to Anna
hjcatfish (10:51:01 PM): you did not
amos galore (10:51:05 PM): how in the hell is this legal?
hjcatfish (10:51:15 PM): You gotta marry in the right state!
Power Of Wishing (10:51:19 PM): I got 4 grand no problem Hunter
Power Of Wishing (10:51:32 PM): she's almost 18
amos galore (10:51:33 PM): 14 is legal no where no how in the US
hjcatfish (10:51:34 PM): 4 grand is so easy
Power Of Wishing (10:51:37 PM): that's why she's a bargain
amos galore (10:52:06 PM): I did read the FAQs
hjcatfish (10:52:08 PM): I'd want to see their myspace accounts first before I did any proposing
amos galore (10:52:16 PM): that's why I think he should ask them all
Power Of Wishing (10:52:21 PM): you can't
Power Of Wishing (10:52:28 PM): it says you have to be romantic
amos galore (10:52:41 PM): if you can legally marry a 14 year old, you can do ANYTHING
Katie al Maktoum (10:52:49 PM): 14 is legal in Iowa, Missouri, and South Carolina.
Katie al Maktoum (10:52:57 PM):
amos galore (10:53:04 PM): not if the men are 40! NO WAY
Katie al Maktoum (10:53:14 PM): True.
amos galore (10:53:24 PM): wait, so the marriage is legal, but sex wouldn't be?
Katie al Maktoum (10:53:40 PM): Sex is legal, I don't know about marriage.
Power Of Wishing (10:53:47 PM): I hope she accepts
amos galore (10:53:54 PM): I hope so, too
amos galore (10:53:57 PM): this is amazing
RNecro (10:54:03 PM): back
hjcatfish (10:54:12 PM): just in time
Power Of Wishing (10:54:16 PM): too late Chris
Power Of Wishing (10:54:20 PM): I got the best girl
Katie al Maktoum (10:54:22 PM): Ohh, 14 is legal in Portugal.
RNecro (10:54:23 PM): 14 is legal in canada
Power Of Wishing (10:54:28 PM): and I didn't even have to go to the gym
Power Of Wishing (10:54:39 PM): IN YOUR FACE PAL!!!
RNecro (10:54:43 PM): I'm sort of going out with a girl
hjcatfish (10:54:50 PM): sort of is awesome!
RNecro (10:54:51 PM): but she hasn't made a move yet
Power Of Wishing (10:55:01 PM): how much does she charge?
hjcatfish (10:55:03 PM): sort of sexy chick!!!
RNecro (10:55:05 PM): free
Power Of Wishing (10:55:06 PM): less than 4 grand?
Power Of Wishing (10:55:17 PM): is she out of foster care?
RNecro (10:55:22 PM): yes
amos galore (10:55:24 PM): hahaha
Katie al Maktoum (10:55:31 PM): 13 is legal in Korea.
RNecro (10:55:33 PM): I dunno if it's going to work out
RNecro (10:55:47 PM): Katie, why do you care
RNecro (10:55:52 PM): aren't you like 30 years old?
hjcatfish (10:55:54 PM): Amos Galore was saying that girls usually give up the butthole first.
Power Of Wishing (10:55:57 PM): how are you going out with her if she hasn;t made a move?
RNecro (10:56:15 PM): buthole is another story
Power Of Wishing (10:56:15 PM): i'd fiddle with it first. just to relax her
RNecro (10:56:19 PM): 14 is for vaginal
RNecro (10:56:25 PM): A2M sex is 18
hjcatfish (10:56:29 PM): how old for B-H?
Power Of Wishing (10:56:30 PM): what's the age of anal consent
RNecro (10:56:36 PM): 18
hjcatfish (10:56:40 PM): no wai!!!!
RNecro (10:56:43 PM): yup
hjcatfish (10:56:44 PM): that's a lie
Power Of Wishing (10:56:51 PM): hoe old do they have to be in Canada for me to jerk off on their tits?
RNecro (10:56:52 PM): 18 for sodomy and porn
hjcatfish (10:56:55 PM): but they give it up FIRST
RNecro (10:56:57 PM): 14 for marrying and vaginal
hjcatfish (10:57:04 PM): OUT OF ORDER!!
RNecro (10:57:07 PM): jerking off on the tits
RNecro (10:57:08 PM): I dunno
Power Of Wishing (10:57:28 PM): probably 8 or something
Katie al Maktoum (10:57:33 PM): LOL.
hjcatfish (10:57:34 PM): probly
dudeimentarypeni (10:57:35 PM): man i cam back to the most badass convo ever
Power Of Wishing (10:57:36 PM): if you can bone them at 14
RNecro (10:57:36 PM): 8 year olds don't have tits
stacyschrag (10:57:45 PM): FAGS
dudeimentarypeni (10:57:47 PM): stacy!!!!!!!!!!
hjcatfish (10:57:48 PM): imagination
dudeimentarypeni (10:57:52 PM): TEN PUSH UPS!
stacyschrag (10:57:58 PM): hell no!
hjcatfish (10:58:04 PM): POWER TOOLS
dudeimentarypeni (10:58:05 PM): haha seriously
Power Of Wishing (10:58:09 PM): 8 year olds have tits
dudeimentarypeni (10:58:13 PM): fuck push ups
RNecro (10:58:14 PM): So I wrote an email to Dark Priestess
RNecro (10:58:18 PM): but she didn't reply
RNecro (10:58:23 PM): I asked her if she was really gay
dudeimentarypeni (10:58:23 PM): gross
RNecro (10:58:30 PM): but she didn't reply
hjcatfish (10:58:47 PM): k
RNecro (10:58:52 PM): why gross?
Power Of Wishing (10:58:58 PM): she likes pussy
Power Of Wishing (10:59:04 PM): I'm afraid to say it
RNecro (10:59:07 PM): I dunno if it
RNecro (10:59:10 PM): 's tru
RNecro (10:59:11 PM): e
hjcatfish (10:59:16 PM): I heard she likes gay dudes who will fuck her
amos galore (10:59:17 PM): good xtian girls give up the ass first, the vag is for that special someone
Power Of Wishing (10:59:21 PM): She's over 14 Chris
Power Of Wishing (10:59:24 PM): go for it
hjcatfish (10:59:39 PM): That's redonkulous, ass is special
RNecro (10:59:41 PM): I like women between 25 and 33
RNecro (10:59:50 PM): my last gf was a little too old for me
RNecro (10:59:52 PM): 36
amos galore (10:59:53 PM): chris, you're hitting lon who now?
Power Of Wishing (10:59:56 PM): Old enough to go to the store
hjcatfish (10:59:59 PM): lol
RNecro (11:00:01 PM): lon?
Power Of Wishing (11:00:03 PM): old enough to get bread
amos galore (11:00:05 PM): ON
amos galore (11:00:08 PM): SORRY
Power Of Wishing (11:00:08 PM): you know what I'm sayin?
RNecro (11:00:17 PM): no, I'm seeing a nice french canadian film student
RNecro (11:00:24 PM): But i dunno if it will work out
hjcatfish (11:00:27 PM): stick of butter
RNecro (11:00:35 PM): I doubt it
RNecro (11:00:36 PM): actually
dudeimentarypeni (11:00:45 PM): the new gaim sucks
amos galore (11:00:46 PM): I got booted too vern
RNecro (11:00:49 PM): woohoo, midnight
RNecro (11:00:54 PM): it's now the 13th
Power Of Wishing (11:00:59 PM): I'd have her film me jerking off on her tits dude
hjcatfish (11:01:00 PM): yah wow
RNecro (11:01:01 PM): 7 more days until my std test results
dudeimentarypeni (11:01:03 PM): its nine, future
amos galore (11:01:05 PM): that's whT? sexy time for kaka?
RNecro (11:01:05 PM): yeah
stacyschrag (11:01:09 PM): who is catfish?
Katie al Maktoum (11:01:12 PM): LOL
stacyschrag (11:01:12 PM): my nicks are gone
stacyschrag (11:01:25 PM): and dude-peni?
RNecro (11:01:25 PM): I got a blow job from some college girl that needed money. I am so stupid
hjcatfish (11:01:34 PM): lolllllllllllll
RNecro (11:01:34 PM): I should have insisted that she blow me through a condom
dudeimentarypeni (11:01:44 PM): dude its phantom erection bro
stacyschrag (11:01:48 PM): plis
amos galore (11:01:48 PM): when was this?
stacyschrag (11:01:54 PM): dude is phantom?
RNecro (11:01:57 PM): It was June 26th
hjcatfish (11:01:57 PM): I am hunter
dudeimentarypeni (11:01:58 PM): shit yeah
stacyschrag (11:01:59 PM): sweet
stacyschrag (11:02:02 PM): thanks
Power Of Wishing (11:02:04 PM): fuck condoms bro
hjcatfish (11:02:06 PM): ghost bonz
amos galore (11:02:07 PM): WHEN ARE YOU GETTING YOUR RESEULTS? FREAK
RNecro (11:02:09 PM): at 6:30 PM
RNecro (11:02:14 PM): I had just come back from Montreal
RNecro (11:02:17 PM): and I was feeling blue
Power Of Wishing (11:02:19 PM): those massage places are usually good about testing their girls
Power Of Wishing (11:02:22 PM): no worries
dudeimentarypeni (11:02:23 PM): hahahaha
RNecro (11:02:25 PM): September 20th
dudeimentarypeni (11:02:26 PM): burn
RNecro (11:02:29 PM): at 3:15 PM
hjcatfish (11:02:41 PM): time
dudeimentarypeni (11:02:43 PM): just bone and dont worry bro
RNecro (11:02:45 PM): It wasn't at a massage place
dudeimentarypeni (11:02:46 PM): fuck it
RNecro (11:02:48 PM): that's the thing
Power Of Wishing (11:02:51 PM): oh
RNecro (11:02:57 PM): The massage incident was another incident
stacyschrag (11:02:57 PM): holy shit
hjcatfish (11:02:59 PM): game over man, game over
RNecro (11:02:59 PM): the next week
stacyschrag (11:03:01 PM): dinner is served
stacyschrag (11:03:05 PM): TACOS
Power Of Wishing (11:03:06 PM): you're screwed bro
stacyschrag (11:03:06 PM): and
dudeimentarypeni (11:03:11 PM): fuck yes
stacyschrag (11:03:12 PM): TACO FLAVORED KISSES
stacyschrag (11:03:14 PM): hahahaha
dudeimentarypeni (11:03:16 PM): tacos = king
stacyschrag (11:03:21 PM): who doesn't like tacos?
RNecro (11:03:25 PM): She was like 19 and a college student
Power Of Wishing (11:03:25 PM): I had cottage cheese for dinner
amos galore (11:03:26 PM): damn it all to hell
Power Of Wishing (11:03:28 PM): and pineapple
dudeimentarypeni (11:03:28 PM): a fool
dudeimentarypeni (11:03:31 PM): fools hate tacos
RNecro (11:03:34 PM): She was by far the hottest girl I have ever been with
hjcatfish (11:03:36 PM): chicks don't like tacos i hear
amos galore (11:03:43 PM): you weren't "with" her
dudeimentarypeni (11:03:45 PM): everyone likes tacos
RNecro (11:03:48 PM): the kind of girl that would never go out with you unless you were a rock star, or you paid her
amos galore (11:03:58 PM): and you paid her
RNecro (11:04:04 PM): I was really feeling blue
dudeimentarypeni (11:04:09 PM): man eat me alive is the best song ever written
RNecro (11:04:10 PM): It was the first and last time I did that
hjcatfish (11:04:20 PM): you were feeling blew?
Power Of Wishing (11:04:25 PM): for 4 thousand Chris I got myself a wife
amos galore (11:04:26 PM): alls I gotta say is that love is grand
RNecro (11:04:27 PM): I don't regret it, except that I didn't put the condom on before the bj
RNecro (11:04:30 PM): That I regret
Power Of Wishing (11:04:33 PM): that's a lifetime of happiness
dudeimentarypeni (11:04:34 PM): blow j
amos galore (11:04:35 PM): yeah kaka
RNecro (11:04:38 PM): having wild sex with her, I do not regret
amos galore (11:04:40 PM): damn..just go buy one
RNecro (11:04:45 PM): She had long blond hair down to her ass
RNecro (11:04:47 PM): and it was great
Power Of Wishing (11:04:54 PM): Dear Relapse forum
RNecro (11:04:55 PM): it was like having porn movie sex
Power Of Wishing (11:04:56 PM): ....
hjcatfish (11:04:59 PM): pwas the price right?
RNecro (11:05:07 PM): It was like 120
Power Of Wishing (11:05:10 PM): did you porward her ports?
amos galore (11:05:12 PM): you like asians, though
RNecro (11:05:22 PM): I know, but she was just so fine
hjcatfish (11:05:23 PM): oh man, is that canadian $?
RNecro (11:05:24 PM): it was unreal
amos galore (11:05:27 PM): you paid 120 dollars for a blow job?!!??
dudeimentarypeni (11:05:34 PM): man i am loving this poward thing
RNecro (11:05:35 PM): I had sex every day with my gf, and it didn't ever come close to that
RNecro (11:05:38 PM): she was a real pro
dudeimentarypeni (11:05:42 PM): hahahahaha
Power Of Wishing (11:05:50 PM): $120 for 3 minutes
RNecro (11:05:50 PM): not just a blow job
Power Of Wishing (11:05:53 PM): unreal
hjcatfish (11:06:00 PM): hahaha
Power Of Wishing (11:06:02 PM): 4 thousand for a lifetime friend
Power Of Wishing (11:06:18 PM): of pure foster care erotica
dudeimentarypeni (11:06:19 PM): who calls "she was a real pro" as their sig?
RNecro (11:06:21 PM): after the blow job, she put a condom on me with her mouth, then she fucked my like a wild beast
amos galore (11:06:23 PM): stallone, I hope it works, I hope it works
RNecro (11:06:26 PM): She was really wild
amos galore (11:06:33 PM): sounds REALLY HOT
Power Of Wishing (11:06:33 PM): this is unreal
dudeimentarypeni (11:06:43 PM): seriously what is going on
Power Of Wishing (11:06:46 PM): someone is saving this, right?
hjcatfish (11:06:51 PM): so you gaped her anus and blasted on her face right? M I RITE?
RNecro (11:06:51 PM): Normal women just don't have sex like that
RNecro (11:06:54 PM): it was unreal
hjcatfish (11:07:03 PM): PRONSTYLE!@
dudeimentarypeni (11:07:06 PM): like unreal tournament unreal?
Power Of Wishing (11:07:11 PM): she fucked like a foster care slut
RNecro (11:07:11 PM): unreal
RNecro (11:07:12 PM): totally
dudeimentarypeni (11:07:13 PM): or unrealestate unreal?
Katie al Maktoum (11:07:17 PM): Hahahahahaha
RNecro (11:07:18 PM): totally
Power Of Wishing (11:07:25 PM): FORREAL ESTATE
dudeimentarypeni (11:07:29 PM): hahahahahahha
RNecro (11:07:34 PM): I probably had sex maybe 300 times or so in my life
dudeimentarypeni (11:07:41 PM): jesus
hjcatfish (11:07:41 PM): WOAH!!!!!!
RNecro (11:07:42 PM): with long time girlfriends
RNecro (11:07:50 PM): And I never experienced anything like that
RNecro (11:07:52 PM): ever
dudeimentarypeni (11:07:58 PM): i mean ive had weird nights
Power Of Wishing (11:07:59 PM): my cousin got her real estate license and I told her to put "4REALATOR" on her cards
dudeimentarypeni (11:08:00 PM): but what the fuck
Power Of Wishing (11:08:03 PM): she's not going to
dudeimentarypeni (11:08:05 PM): hahahahahaha
dudeimentarypeni (11:08:09 PM): 4realator
dudeimentarypeni (11:08:11 PM): gold
RNecro (11:08:14 PM): Having sex with a pro is totally different
dudeimentarypeni (11:08:25 PM): oh man
RNecro (11:08:29 PM): I tried it once, and now if I get a clean bill, I will never do it again.
RNecro (11:08:33 PM): But at least I know what it's like
Power Of Wishing (11:08:35 PM): did she stick a finger up your ass?
RNecro (11:08:37 PM): it's fucking awsome
hjcatfish (11:08:37 PM): yeah, was she cold and indifferent or could you just not tell the difference?
Katie al Maktoum (11:08:40 PM): Maybe they should start teaching it at college...
Katie al Maktoum (11:08:48 PM): Professional sex.
Power Of Wishing (11:08:51 PM): Tech school maybe Katie
dudeimentarypeni (11:08:54 PM): imagine putting that on your resume
Power Of Wishing (11:08:54 PM): but college?
RNecro (11:08:54 PM): Her's what happened
dudeimentarypeni (11:08:57 PM): so choice
hjcatfish (11:09:00 PM): I bet she loved every minute of it
dudeimentarypeni (11:09:02 PM): HIRED INSTANTLY
amos galore (11:09:05 PM): Power Of Wishing (9:07:10 PM): she fucked like a foster care slut
Katie al Maktoum (11:09:06 PM): Community college...
amos galore (11:09:07 PM): lol
RNecro (11:09:08 PM): She was closing her eyes imagining she was screwing somebody else
RNecro (11:09:09 PM): I could tell
Power Of Wishing (11:09:10 PM): hahah
RNecro (11:09:12 PM): but I didn't care
Power Of Wishing (11:09:15 PM): I'm on a roll
RNecro (11:09:23 PM): my rod is pretty ok sized, and she was loving it
dudeimentarypeni (11:09:30 PM): dear god
RNecro (11:09:37 PM): I just have flab, but that's coming off right now
RNecro (11:09:40 PM): since I still work out
dudeimentarypeni (11:09:41 PM): this is so fucking pathetic that its actually evenyable
RNecro (11:09:43 PM): during the week
dudeimentarypeni (11:09:43 PM): if thats a word
Power Of Wishing (11:09:50 PM): this is not real
petrified777 (11:09:51 PM): ah, hello Chris
dudeimentarypeni (11:09:53 PM): envyable
dudeimentarypeni (11:09:55 PM): i meant
RNecro (11:09:58 PM): It's real
amos galore (11:10:01 PM): yes, enviable
dudeimentarypeni (11:10:02 PM): hahahahahah
RNecro (11:10:05 PM): I can even link you to the site
dudeimentarypeni (11:10:06 PM): its real
dudeimentarypeni (11:10:09 PM): jesus god
Power Of Wishing (11:10:09 PM): KaKa's rod is OK sized
Power Of Wishing (11:10:17 PM): please link us
amos galore (11:10:17 PM): so, kaka
Power Of Wishing (11:10:23 PM): I showed you my fiance
amos galore (11:10:27 PM): do you even move AT ALL when getting fucked
Power Of Wishing (11:10:31 PM): now show me your prostitute
dudeimentarypeni (11:10:41 PM): blown is not even a word to describe my mind
RNecro (11:10:52 PM): http://www.lesfeesenchanteresses.com/
RNecro (11:10:55 PM): I fucked Jessy
RNecro (11:11:04 PM): Jessy was awsome
amos galore (11:11:05 PM): you just lay there like a lazy ass don't you?
dudeimentarypeni (11:11:12 PM): there is way too many s's in that sentence
Power Of Wishing (11:11:16 PM): I don't see her pic
RNecro (11:11:17 PM): No, I really got into it
amos galore (11:11:22 PM): lolololol
RNecro (11:11:25 PM): Here are some rave reviews of her
Power Of Wishing (11:11:34 PM): do they take pictures like when you're on a roller coaster?
hjcatfish (11:11:35 PM): holy wrf
dudeimentarypeni (11:11:37 PM): rave reviws hahahahahahahahha
Power Of Wishing (11:11:56 PM): what positions did you go through?
amos galore (11:12:41 PM): honestly, if nobody's read the testimonials on that marryourdaughter site, I DEMAND you do it now
amos galore (11:12:49 PM): it's like an snl skit
Power Of Wishing (11:12:51 PM): I read it
amos galore (11:13:03 PM): A snl skit
dudeimentarypeni (11:13:09 PM): i was telling my friend a brutal story during that part of the chat
amos galore (11:13:10 PM): insane
Power Of Wishing (11:13:12 PM): I'm getting Anna a Jacuzi and a credit card
dudeimentarypeni (11:13:12 PM): ill read later
amos galore (11:13:16 PM): I hate the world, I really do
amos galore (11:13:21 PM): lol
dudeimentarypeni (11:13:34 PM): dude add an L to anna
dudeimentarypeni (11:13:36 PM): just do it
amos galore (11:13:37 PM): all she does is mope around the house anyway
hjcatfish (11:13:39 PM): c'mon, it's a To Catch a Preditor site
hjcatfish (11:13:49 PM): LANNA?
RNecro (11:13:50 PM): http://www.merb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=27131
Power Of Wishing (11:13:50 PM): We'll see Hunter
dudeimentarypeni (11:14:00 PM): yeah dude lanna think about
RNecro (11:14:01 PM): It's in french, but as you can see, she got some very positive reviews
dudeimentarypeni (11:14:04 PM): its close to llamma
dudeimentarypeni (11:14:09 PM): and llamas are down for anything
amos galore (11:14:12 PM): that's some frog language
Power Of Wishing (11:14:14 PM): She's 17 1/2
hjcatfish (11:14:17 PM): fuck man, hot time
Power Of Wishing (11:14:26 PM): We'll move to canada
RNecro (11:14:30 PM): At any rate, I tried it once in my life.
Power Of Wishing (11:14:33 PM): it will be ass fucking time soon enough
amos galore (11:14:34 PM): pics kaka
hjcatfish (11:14:34 PM): yeah, once
hjcatfish (11:14:38 PM): twice
hjcatfish (11:14:42 PM): 3 times a lady
RNecro (11:14:44 PM): If it was 100% safe, I would go back and have sex with her daily
dudeimentarypeni (11:14:52 PM): man im so glad i stayed home and drank by myself rather than go to a friends
petrified777 (11:14:52 PM): chris
dudeimentarypeni (11:14:55 PM): this is incredible
amos galore (11:14:59 PM): lol vern
Power Of Wishing (11:15:07 PM): She's clean
RNecro (11:15:10 PM): If I didn't get anything from the bj, then I will count myself lucky and find another boring sex girlfriend
Power Of Wishing (11:15:15 PM): with all those rave reviews?
amos galore (11:15:17 PM): hahahha
amos galore (11:15:19 PM): JESUS
dudeimentarypeni (11:15:20 PM): hahahhaha
dudeimentarypeni (11:15:24 PM): fuckn a
GoreyGibbler (11:15:24 PM): Oh shi-
dudeimentarypeni (11:15:29 PM): duuuuuuude
RNecro (11:15:33 PM): and live out my miserable existance, having known what it's like to have super sex with some wild college bimbo
Power Of Wishing (11:15:42 PM): on a scale of 1 - 10 Chris what would you rate her?
hjcatfish (11:15:45 PM): I am saving this chat, just so everyone knows
dudeimentarypeni (11:15:46 PM): its the guy who also knows about REAL mexican food
amos galore (11:15:53 PM): what would he rate HIMSELF?
RNecro (11:15:55 PM): Jessy?
Power Of Wishing (11:15:57 PM): yes
RNecro (11:15:58 PM): I would rate her a 11
Power Of Wishing (11:16:00 PM): and your rod
Power Of Wishing (11:16:05 PM): what about your rod?
Power Of Wishing (11:16:06 PM): a 7?
hjcatfish (11:16:07 PM): What would Jessy rate you though?
dudeimentarypeni (11:16:10 PM): so would spinal tap
Power Of Wishing (11:16:11 PM): that's what I imagine
Power Of Wishing (11:16:14 PM): a 7
GoreyGibbler (11:16:21 PM): I'm too intimidated to type
RNecro (11:16:24 PM): I dunno, she really seemed to like my rod
dudeimentarypeni (11:16:29 PM): fuck
dudeimentarypeni (11:16:33 PM): like seriously
RNecro (11:16:36 PM): Seriously
amos galore (11:16:37 PM): ok, it may start getting too gross for me soon
dudeimentarypeni (11:16:42 PM): everytime i think my mind is blown
dudeimentarypeni (11:16:46 PM): it gets blown again
Power Of Wishing (11:16:49 PM): did she lick your assshole?
RNecro (11:16:53 PM): it would be nice to find a girl you love and stuff, that has wild sex
RNecro (11:16:57 PM): but it never happens
Power Of Wishing (11:16:59 PM): or is she not old enough for that?
petrified777 (11:17:02 PM): the hell it doesn't
amos galore (11:17:02 PM): for YOU
hjcatfish (11:17:07 PM): good question molestor
Power Of Wishing (11:17:13 PM): I would think the age of consent for rimjobs would be 15
RNecro (11:17:19 PM): She's like 20
hjcatfish (11:17:22 PM): too old
Power Of Wishing (11:17:22 PM): but that's just me
hjcatfish (11:17:24 PM): used up
dudeimentarypeni (11:17:45 PM): this is out of control
Power Of Wishing (11:17:47 PM): she's a pro Hunter
hjcatfish (11:17:54 PM): think of all the wild sex she's had tho
hjcatfish (11:17:58 PM): fer real
Power Of Wishing (11:17:59 PM): at age 20 she's like Bret Favre
hjcatfish (11:18:04 PM): hmm
Power Of Wishing (11:18:12 PM): kind of washed up, but every once and a while she'll throw a good game
hjcatfish (11:18:14 PM): his arm was probably rubbery at that point
RNecro (11:18:15 PM): Every woman I went out with has sex like it's some kind of bullshit they're reading out of an instruction booklet
RNecro (11:18:18 PM): it's horrible
Power Of Wishing (11:18:24 PM): but not her, right?
RNecro (11:18:27 PM): Jessy
RNecro (11:18:28 PM): ?
RNecro (11:18:30 PM): Fuck no
hjcatfish (11:18:31 PM): not the whore!!!
amos galore (11:18:33 PM): and that's a total of 2 poeple?
amos galore (11:18:35 PM): unpaid?
Power Of Wishing (11:18:36 PM): Oh yeah Jessy
RNecro (11:18:37 PM): The whore really knows sex
Power Of Wishing (11:18:49 PM): She fucks like she's paid to do so
dudeimentarypeni (11:18:54 PM): brilliant
RNecro (11:18:54 PM): Exactly
RNecro (11:18:59 PM): Like it's her job or something
hjcatfish (11:19:00 PM): She fucks like its a job
Power Of Wishing (11:19:06 PM): word up
amos galore (11:19:06 PM): lol
dudeimentarypeni (11:19:08 PM): ok seriously
hjcatfish (11:19:10 PM): I know how I work
dudeimentarypeni (11:19:13 PM): this guy is not real
Power Of Wishing (11:19:15 PM): hahaha
hjcatfish (11:19:18 PM): and that's hard as fuck!
dudeimentarypeni (11:19:18 PM): theres no way
RNecro (11:19:37 PM): i am real and I really did fuck the shit out of Jessy
RNecro (11:19:45 PM): and Jessy really is an $80 college ho
RNecro (11:19:47 PM): sorry
hjcatfish (11:19:50 PM): if she didn't do her job, one phone call equals Pimp Slap
RNecro (11:19:51 PM): I just blew your mind
Power Of Wishing (11:19:54 PM): Man I'd be rock hard in that situation
hjcatfish (11:20:03 PM): totally
Katie al Maktoum (11:20:18 PM): Did those rave reviews of the prostitute get posted?
hjcatfish (11:20:21 PM): Man, I get a boner just handing cash to a cashier if they're a girl
RNecro (11:20:26 PM): I would have thought before hand that I wouldn't get hard in front of a stranger
RNecro (11:20:27 PM): like that
RNecro (11:20:37 PM): Because I didn't love them or whatever
RNecro (11:20:39 PM): but I did
Power Of Wishing (11:20:40 PM): did you post a rave review?
RNecro (11:20:41 PM): and I was wrong
hjcatfish (11:20:48 PM): gotta review them
RNecro (11:20:52 PM): I did
hjcatfish (11:20:52 PM): just gotta
hjcatfish (11:21:03 PM): it's like ebay feedback
hjcatfish (11:21:06 PM): expected
RNecro (11:21:11 PM): I only posted 1 review
RNecro (11:21:15 PM): because I only did 1 ho
RNecro (11:21:26 PM): There are some guys that review every single ho
RNecro (11:21:31 PM): like twice over
RNecro (11:21:38 PM): Like 40 of them
hjcatfish (11:21:44 PM): those guys are total macks
Power Of Wishing (11:21:52 PM): I'm going to leave a testimonial on my fiance
Power Of Wishing (11:21:58 PM): if she accepts my proposal
Power Of Wishing (11:22:03 PM): lets hope
hjcatfish (11:22:08 PM): I doubt she's up this late
Power Of Wishing (11:22:24 PM): I'm also offering a homeymoon with a waterbed suite
Power Of Wishing (11:22:29 PM): let's cross our fingers
hjcatfish (11:23:10 PM): I bet Anna's a bitch.
RNecro (11:23:28 PM): I wish regular women would have awsome sex
Power Of Wishing (11:23:35 PM): me too
Power Of Wishing (11:23:40 PM): you get what you pay for
hjcatfish (11:23:41 PM): yeah, but you have to pay for it to be good
dudeimentarypeni (11:23:44 PM): dont we all
Power Of Wishing (11:23:49 PM): you've proven that old addage to me
RNecro (11:23:50 PM): I got so down about girlfriend sex that I could hardly get wood anymore
hjcatfish (11:23:50 PM): which is why molester is ahead of the game
RNecro (11:23:52 PM): it was really bad
RNecro (11:24:06 PM): It's just horribly boring
hjcatfish (11:24:10 PM): man, girlfriends are terrible at sex
RNecro (11:24:14 PM): they are
hjcatfish (11:24:23 PM): especially when you feel comfortable around them
dudeimentarypeni (11:24:23 PM): dude tell me about it bro
dudeimentarypeni (11:24:26 PM): fuck gf's
dudeimentarypeni (11:24:29 PM): they cant fuck
hjcatfish (11:24:30 PM): and they start trying to do things for you that you like
dudeimentarypeni (11:24:31 PM): so fuck them
hjcatfish (11:24:36 PM): it's like "stop already"
RNecro (11:24:43 PM): gf's are nice for emotional support and friendship
Power Of Wishing (11:24:43 PM): Girlfriends can't fuck worth shit
amos galore (11:24:47 PM): hahahhaha
RNecro (11:24:54 PM): but yeah, they can't fuck worth a shit
GoreyGibbler (11:24:58 PM): Oh wow
hjcatfish (11:25:00 PM): yeah. they all suck
amos galore (11:25:03 PM): damn this shit got funnier while I was gone for a second
dudeimentarypeni (11:25:05 PM): ross
Necrometry (11:25:09 PM): vernz
Power Of Wishing (11:25:14 PM): I mean if I had a girlfriend I would dump her even before the sex
dudeimentarypeni (11:25:16 PM): do you even understamd what yoy missed
Power Of Wishing (11:25:20 PM): It would just be ahuge letdown
dudeimentarypeni (11:25:21 PM): its insane
RNecro (11:25:42 PM): Unless you get a girlfriend that loves sex
hjcatfish (11:25:42 PM): fuck the girl once then get the fuck out
RNecro (11:25:45 PM): which is super rare
GoreyGibbler (11:25:46 PM): I thought RNecro was Ross?
hjcatfish (11:25:46 PM): because it's all downhill
GoreyGibbler (11:25:47 PM): What
dudeimentarypeni (11:25:56 PM): i thought that too man
dudeimentarypeni (11:25:59 PM): but oh no
Power Of Wishing (11:26:02 PM): Girlfriends don't love sex Chris
amos galore (11:26:03 PM): no! Rnecro is kaka
GoreyGibbler (11:26:03 PM): Dont tell me.
dudeimentarypeni (11:26:04 PM): its the king of boner having
petrified777 (11:26:06 PM): ross is necrometry
GoreyGibbler (11:26:06 PM): Oh my god.
petrified777 (11:26:09 PM): and like...4 others
RNecro (11:26:11 PM): I know
GoreyGibbler (11:26:12 PM): I gotta re-read this shit

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vdeogmrlr (12:59:35 AM): wait, i forgot which chick is katie
Clint666Carr (12:59:45 AM): katie is katie
Brennettelanham (12:59:47 AM): clint666, ok thank u

I miss AIM so fucking much

I had some really good times with you guys.