Introvert wrote: ↑Thu Nov 21, 2024 9:03 am
Dude, we’re old enough to be her grandpa
Remember when people here said the same in response to my posting pictures of Natalia Dyer? And then I had to point out that she was 27 at that time?
Sure, ‘grandpa’ is a bit of an exaggeration, but still….
I remember a conversation here on the board many years ago, where we were doing the math of how old the kid would be if pregnancy would’ve resulted from our first time having sex. I think back then my answer was mid to late teens. I recently did the math again for the first time in ages and my kid would’ve just turned 32.
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I would have a 20 year old kid right now if my girlfriend got pregnant the first time I had sex (I was 20 in early 2004 when it happened). That is crazy.
I really wish I had had kids earlier in life. I don't think we're supposed to wait as long as many do these days. But then I wouldn't have this specific kid, which is unthinkable. Was I extremely lucky with the batch my balls served up that night, or are they ALL this good and i never knew??? It's fucked that there's no way to know except to have every baby every time
livid dealer wrote: ↑Sat Jun 12, 2010 2:31 amDIO NEVER JUMPED ON WHAT WAS POPULAR (THE PROVERBIAL BANDWAGON)
The Idiocracy thing is so true though. The dummiest all have like 6 kids named Brayxeton and Kharlie, while the geniuses all masturbate alone to harry potter fan fiction and obsess over whatever storyline is playing out on NPR. It's not the way things are supposed to be.
Riley and Ross should absolutely have a baby together now that I'm thinking about it
livid dealer wrote: ↑Sat Jun 12, 2010 2:31 amDIO NEVER JUMPED ON WHAT WAS POPULAR (THE PROVERBIAL BANDWAGON)
Introvert wrote: ↑Thu Dec 05, 2024 8:25 amI remember a conversation here on the board many years ago, where we were doing the math of how old the kid would be if pregnancy would’ve resulted from our first time having sex. I think back then my answer was mid to late teens. I recently did the math again for the first time in ages and my kid would’ve just turned 32.
lol yeah 31 here
to put it another way, I lost my virginity when my now-wife was 4
I'll admittedly never tire of looking at young babes, my age gap reality is pretty upsetting IRL, just to go on record as a non-schrag
good thing I'll be dead soon, cause I'm tired of liars winning
Eight Bit Alien wrote: ↑Thu Dec 05, 2024 7:55 pm
I really wish I had had kids earlier in life. I don't think we're supposed to wait as long as many do these days. But then I wouldn't have this specific kid, which is unthinkable. Was I extremely lucky with the batch my balls served up that night, or are they ALL this good and i never knew??? It's fucked that there's no way to know except to have every baby every time
My kids were born when I was 30 and 34. I think that was the perfect time for me, honestly. Sure, their mom and I are now separated and living together amicably while we raise them and see other people, but whatever, I think that relationship was so flawed that it probably would have fractured regardless of when we had kids. I don't regret it because the kids are amazing and I wouldn't want anything different... what fucking thread are we in?!
In terms of who I'm infaptuated with, been watching a lot of Jay Taylor's videos lately, especially the Pure Taboo one with Angela White as her therapist where Jay is basically afraid of sex and by the end of it they're in a foursome and Jay is getting DPed.
I might do stupid shit and the wife is a wacky Greek Orthodox woman. But goddamn we talk and work shit out and do good fucking after to seal the deal. Anyone that marries without making sure of these things:
A) best friends
B) sexually compatible
C) are of the idea this is us against the world.
Religion and in-laws will always be a thing, but that’s a thing you should address going into marriage.
But really, I love love and I'm glad your marriage is working out for you. My wife and I had A and C down pat but we both kind of thought B would get better with time which was a big mistake. It's not the ONLY thing we didn't click on - she wasn't great with family stuff, mine or hers, and communication became a big struggle over time, but whatever, like I said, no regrets.
godofdeadlydeath wrote: ↑Fri Dec 06, 2024 9:32 am
Fuck off, The Bill.
No! I don’t think so. I’d say you! but that your wonderful carry over from a time of bully accounts whom where funny and correct about yo, slap dick!. Why are you still here? I’m a video game jerk off nerd that sometimes amuses people, I hope we can still be friends but shut the fuck up.
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