Post who you are currently infapuated with

[Eight Bit Alien]

I'm not wrong, do not post anything contradicting my post. Final warning.

[a world of no]

you don't scare me, magat

[Eight Bit Alien]

you don't scare me, magat

Do not reply to this thread again. You don't understand the extent of my dark spiritual powers. Since we last crossed paths I have become something you can't understand. I walk the LHP and the silver flame burns inside me.

I know you loved me. I know you probably still do. What is left of my human side is sorry for the pain you feel. But know that this path was my fate and there's nothing you could've done to change that. The time we shared together happened in a different life and in a different world. Now my world is a castle filled with wolves.

I hope you are happy with your wife. I hope she can help heal some of the pain you feel. But she is no match for the occult power stitched inside the cavity which once housed my human soul. And she's never heard of Gentle Giant, because the gift of progressive rock does not smile upon the fairer sex.

If your wife has heard of Gentle Giant, she can't be a woman, and scientifically speaking your wife is most likely a plastic bag full of aphids (or old reciepts).

ps i dont know what magat means, I only speak English and ancient Sumerian screams

your dearest vampire,
jame

[featherboa]

I hate that I think this, but girls can't skateboard right. I don't get it.
It's like worse the difference in running the mile or whatever.

you obs haven't been watching the olympics.

ps. chicks don't listen to dystopia

oh yeah those kids are out of control.

[cxwx]

[THE KILL]

[pooptastik]

been watching Shogun and her role crushes so hard. i'm such a sap for romantic shit and there's a scene that reminds me of "In the mood for love"

FUCK.

[postaddiction]

Of all the categories of famous women, I tend to boil my blood on athletes the most. The Olympics, especially the high jump/pole vault (i feel like this comes up perennially), has got me all

[spacehamster]

especially the high jump/pole vault

Also volleyball players, man. Jeezus.

[The Bill]

especially the high jump/pole vault

Also volleyball players, man. Jeezus.

My daughter plays volleyball and she’s only 14. I think you and I need to come outside for a conversation and please don’t mind my friend Mr. Baseball Ball Wrapped in Barbedwire.

[spacehamster]

My daughter plays volleyball and she’s only 14. I think you and I need to come outside for a conversation and please don’t mind my friend Mr. Baseball Ball Wrapped in Barbedwire.

You know, there are grown-ups who play volleyball. Just sayin'.

[The Bill]

My daughter plays volleyball and she’s only 14. I think you and I need to come outside for a conversation and please don’t mind my friend Mr. Baseball Ball Wrapped in Barbedwire.

You know, there are grown-ups who play volleyball. Just sayin'.

I’m obviously kidding. But the way these new kids dress, Jesus Christ! I’m no pedo, but my daughters friends are… interesting.

[pooptastik]

[Introvert]

I felt more creepy perv earlier when I just happened to look up at the TV and some female water polo team was getting out of the pool. Looked like a swimsuit designed for a stripper. Almost no back end at all. At this point in life I just keep reminding myself I’m more than old enough to be their dad and go on with my day

[zombiehead]

[Eight Bit Alien]

Beat me to it paulo

[pooptastik]

Beat me to it paulo

[pooptastik]

[postaddiction]

especially the high jump/pole vault

Also volleyball players, man. Jeezus.

Y'all truly sent your finest



I'm rooting for the these boner farmers to medal

Edit: woo!

[featherboa]

I hate that I think this, but girls can't skateboard right. I don't get it.
It's like worse the difference in running the mile or whatever.

you obs haven't been watching the olympics.

ps. chicks don't listen to dystopia

oh yeah those kids are out of control.

I take this back. I assumed olympics was the same kids as this:

[godofdeadlydeath]

Man the OGs of this board are rolling in their graves at what this thread has become. WOMEN'S SPORTS?! I'm ashamed of us.

[postaddiction]

Man the OGs of this board are rolling in their graves at what this thread has become. WOMEN'S SPORTS?! I'm ashamed of us.

What're you into do nothing slobs?

[featherboa]

Y'all truly sent your finest

hachi machi

[FVBTVS]

i roll my Prius treads over the dust of the bones of all the "OGs"

[spacehamster]

i roll my Prius treads over the dust of the bones of all the "OGs"

Only if that's the fastest route to where the volleyball chicks are, though.