James Cameron's AVATAR - now with more Lorax

[Necrometer]

[THE KILL]

Jesus Christ, enough with the stupid shit. The world building in Avatar is trite and unimaginative nonsense about on par with the "Orks killed my parents so I hate them" origin story that every 12 year old comes up when they make their first rpg character ever, fuck off with your noble savage bullshit.

[Eight Bit Alien]

Well if they're not NOBLE savages then why shouldn't we bulldoze the ancestor grove? ANSWER ME THAT, Dostoyevsky - and while you're at it check you tawtute privilege pls

[Eight Bit Alien]

I mean its either this, or he teams up with Eli Roth to make The Blue Inferno- i don't see any middle ground whatsoever.

[Necrophilic Mallard]

Needs a clit or nipple reveal.

[Eight Bit Alien]

She's only 28 years old you sick fuck

[Necrometer]

Avatar 3 is going to single-handedly cause hyperinflation and tank the global economy.
Tickets to Avatar 3 and old Blu-Ray copies of Avatar + Avatar 2 will become the de facto currency for what few nation states remain after the massive financial crisis and resultant global wars.