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what...the...that's the dumbest shit I've ever heard. Get out.
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granted I didn't watch the video, but pornstars getting sympathy irritates me. They know what they're getting into, and can always quit and get a job that actually requires hard work.Pyrite Medal of Ignorance wrote:what...the...that's the dumbest shit I've ever heard. Get out.
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compassion is for pussies !!!!
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The caption killed me:
"Tears from a whore are the best kind of lube"
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i bet half of that stuff is acted, because fuckers like you are into it.
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I know. I debated posting it, saw the caption and thought "oh fuck yes".Syringe in Mouth wrote:The caption killed me:
"Tears from a whore are the best kind of lube"
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Honestly I don't think you'd be into it. I didn't mention that it's mostly talking and the sex scenes are brief, also they're sped up and played backwards... haha. Also, I'd feel quite strange asking her for a copy, and more-so trying to explain why.Smegma wrote:la caca eres tu wrote:but my friend cut the movie so that it goes back and forth between scenes of this poor girl telling this odd story of what she thought was her first love (when in reality the guy was just a fucking pedophile) and scenes of the director having sex with this girl...
can i get a copy of this from you? i can paypal you
Somebody has to know who this guy is though, right? The director I mean? You can probably youporn it and find the footage, it would be exponentially more fappable than my friend's work.
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Quick, somebody post some friendly, uplifting, heartwarming porn to derail the thread!
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I wanna add the Keyboard Cat to this so bad.Funerape wrote:http://www.efukt.com/2127_Deaf_Girl_Wan ... nstar.html
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Hmm, ok well next week I'm going up to her school, so I'll ask for you.Smegma wrote:No, I don't think you understand. That is exactly WHAT I would want. It sounds perfect. I couldn't imagine anything more perfect perhaps.la caca eres tu wrote:Honestly I don't think you'd be into it. I didn't mention that it's mostly talking and the sex scenes are brief, also they're sped up and played backwards... haha. Also, I'd feel quite strange asking her for a copy, and more-so trying to explain why.Smegma wrote:la caca eres tu wrote:but my friend cut the movie so that it goes back and forth between scenes of this poor girl telling this odd story of what she thought was her first love (when in reality the guy was just a fucking pedophile) and scenes of the director having sex with this girl...
can i get a copy of this from you? i can paypal you
Somebody has to know who this guy is though, right? The director I mean? You can probably youporn it and find the footage, it would be exponentially more fappable than my friend's work.
Look, all you have to tell her is that I am very interested in films, especially art films and documentaries dealing with human sexuality. That the types of messages she is trying to get across are the things I am looking for. You don't have to make me out to be a pervert or anything like that. I'm willing to pay money and will promise not to share / distribute the film - for my own personal use only.
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Pisscubes wrote:
I'm pretty sure that's called "rape".
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this is the best thread of this year.
im already to this videos
im already to this videos
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This is the most depressing one yet .
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doubleblumpkin wrote:This is the most arousing one yet .
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http://realdollsex.com/videos/027/hun_20090411.html
this doesn't compare to the depressing previous ones but it's good for a laugh as the chick doesn't look too impressed
this doesn't compare to the depressing previous ones but it's good for a laugh as the chick doesn't look too impressed
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Woah..Pisscubes wrote:
I'm pretty sure that's called "rape".
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Oakenflesh wrote:
http://www.efukt.com/2286_Deaf_Girl_Sti ... nstar.html
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She got the couch dirty!
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Exorcist porn...Oakenflesh wrote:
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