Dumb things I've heard at work: The Thread

[Necrophilic Mallard]

Would he be able to disposition/dematerialize this?

Well I don't know what you mean by dematerialize, but maybe he does?

[cxwx]

I think he wants you to beam the tribbles over to the Klingon ship.

[cxwx]

About two weeks into training at a new job and had to witness one of the trainers being fired ( the manager didn’t actually say “you’re fired”
but it was pretty obvious what was happening.) I don’t know why this needed to happen in front of us with only about 15 minutes of the day left. The other trainer had to finish class while choking back tears. Oh, and some dipshit almost started a fire by dropping a lit butt in to an indoor garbage can. I’m not exactly welling up with confidence about working here.

[cxwx]

The IT guy says Susan B Anthony lead to the downfall of the western world and refers to trans folks as "it"