Dumb things I've heard at work: The Thread

[Eight Bit Alien]

Yeah cxwx wish you the best of luck. I'm sure you'll land on your well-read feet. Just don't quit bro

[Eight Bit Alien]

Also ever notice how MG never contributes any of his own anecdotes to this thread, despite obviously wanting to participate in it.,..,,,,,,..?

[cxwx]

Thanks 8bit! I’ve got about 60 ( not the dollars ) books downloaded so have a years worth of reading planned out already.

https://b-ok.cc/

If anyone cares. Best free online library I’m aware of.

[MeatGrease]

Also ever notice how MG never contributes any of his own anecdotes to this thread, despite obviously wanting to participate in it.,..,,,,,,..?

Simple: I'm unemployed.

[Eight Bit Alien]

Thanks 8bit! I’ve got about 60 ( not the dollars ) books downloaded so have a years worth of reading planned out already.

https://b-ok.cc/

If anyone cares. Best free online library I’m aware of.

you ever check out Library Genesis? If you're trying to do everything legit, I respect that... but libgen has an absolutely amazing amount of content, like sometimes really obscure shit, all free in multiple formats. It's gotten me reading more fiction, tbh.

[FVBTVS]

http://www.luminist.org/archives/

[MPD]

ON THE CULTURE AND PREPARING THE HEMP IN RUSSIA (1810)

there goes my weekend.

[Glub]

Also ever notice how MG never contributes any of his own anecdotes to this thread, despite obviously wanting to participate in it.,..,,,,,,..?

Simple: I'm unemployed.

Number of people here who are shocked: None.

Free advice: work on your personality. Even if you had any discernable talent (you don't), no one likes working with an asshole.

This DOES explain:
Your unwillingness to head to DC despite your cosplay antics.
Your constant resentment of the successful people here.
Acting like having your car broken into is anything other than a minor inconvenience.

[cxwx]

Thanks 8bit! I’ve got about 60 ( not the dollars ) books downloaded so have a years worth of reading planned out already.

https://b-ok.cc/

If anyone cares. Best free online library I’m aware of.

you ever check out Library Genesis? If you're trying to do everything legit, I respect that... but libgen has an absolutely amazing amount of content, like sometimes really obscure shit, all free in multiple formats. It's gotten me reading more fiction, tbh.

Library genesis? Thanks for the heads up.

[cxwx]

http://www.luminist.org/archives/

[Eight Bit Alien]

The libgen url that usually works for me is libgen.io - make sure to select fiction on the search, if you wind up looking into it

[MPD]

its on you motherfuckers if he gets up the confidence to post more of his poetry/creative writing.

fuck you guys.

[Eight Bit Alien]

You're right my bad.

[MPD]

GOD BLESS SAVE GENTLE PUPPY PIANO ANGEL.

[Eight Bit Alien]

I never understand what you're saying. It's been like 14 years or something dude

[MPD]

save puppy. god and angels.

[MPD]

IF IT WASN'T FOR PAPAYA SALAD ID CALL AN EMBASSY.

[Necrophilic Mallard]

You call it an excel file, we call it a tool.

[featherboa]

ddddd

[Geeheeb]

[cxwx]

Hahaha

[cxwx]

“I think you’ll really enjoy this training class!”

*the training ends up being a completely counter productive waste of time but it’s better than actually working so I guess I AM enjoying it in a meta-sense. At least I’m not repairing trail fences or something*

[godofdeadlydeath]

Had a Diversity Training a couple of weeks ago. The woman running the training said "I wouldn't consider Jewish people a minority" and "Oh, I've never heard of that" when someone brought up the Trail of Tears. My company PAID THIS WOMAN to give our employees a training on diversity and inclusion, and she could not have been dumber or more ignorant. It was hilarious.

[cxwx]

Careful god of deadly death... you’re about to summon the god of grease with that last post.

[godofdeadlydeath]

I know what I'm doing