Dumb things I've heard at work: The Thread

[cxwx]

Does he talk about how awesome free markets are and call himself a libertarian? I'm getting worked up just imaging this straw man of a worthless asshole I've created in my head who I would love to kick down a flight of stairs.

[godofdeadlydeath]

He hasn't used the "L" word in terms of describing his political affiliation but every single time he opens his mouth he confirms it. He talks about how he just plays video games and gets high on gummies all weekend, whether it's mushrooms or THC, and he loves guns and hates liberals and thinks COVID and the vaccines were overblown.

[godofdeadlydeath]

UPDATE:

He missed work AGAIN yesterday. We are supposed to uncover 4 legitimate sales opportunities each month and have them in the system. For the month of August, he had ONE.

This morning he was at his desk, brand new haircut, freshly-shaven face. I said hi to him, he said hi. Then he got up, grabbed his backpack, and walked out. Apparently, he had been told by our manager about 5 minutes before I arrived that he was being let go. According to our manager, he barely reacted to it. Kid just coasts from desk to desk in different companies collecting a base pay, he lived 10 minutes from the office. I'm glad he's gone, and surprised it took this long. Peace out, dipshit.

[cxwx]

UPDATE:

He missed work AGAIN yesterday. We are supposed to uncover 4 legitimate sales opportunities each month and have them in the system. For the month of August, he had ONE.

This morning he was at his desk, brand new haircut, freshly-shaven face. I said hi to him, he said hi. Then he got up, grabbed his backpack, and walked out. Apparently, he had been told by our manager about 5 minutes before I arrived that he was being let go. According to our manager, he barely reacted to it. Kid just coasts from desk to desk in different companies collecting a base pay, he lived 10 minutes from the office. I'm glad he's gone, and surprised it took this long. Peace out, dipshit.

I hope his dad cuts him off from his trust fund and he has to work at gas stations then ends up on faces of meth.