ATTN: AXE MURDERER, KRIEG AND ANYONE ELSE....

[Hunter]

Hahaha, I used to threaten people with samurai swords when I was in elementary school. Back when they were scary.

[Mari_Mar]

johnny, the ex-angel who quit because he didn't want to kill anyone, bursts into the angels' clubhouse late one night.

"guys the internet is going to beat up my tranny boyfriend ! we gotta go show em what-for !! COME ON !!"

ten full seconds of utter silence punctuated finally by a low "jesus fucking christ, johnny..."

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[Kat Shevil]

Matt, my friend has been involved with the Angels for most of his life, in and out of prison.He isnt some fucking wannabe.HE MEANS WHAT HE SAYS.Yes he also has PLENTY of underworld and biker connections who have plenty of weapons and he and his friends arent afriad to use them..

Your boyfriend has to delve into the "underworld" to get a weapon; in the States you get a pistol for free just for getting through junior high. What assurances can you give me that your boyfriend didn't go in and out of prison just to get free buttsex practice?

I'm going to England tomorrow and I totally challenge your boyfriend's entire club. Not to a match of penis sword fighting, as is their custom, but to actual fighting. Tell all of them.

I'm forwarding this to the Hell's Angels headquarters, too. I think they need to clean house, considering their shameful international chapter.

Come to Durham City he is only a phone call away.He will be VERY HAPPY to meet you if you turn up here..

[Mari_Mar]

Come to Durham City he is only a phone call away.He will be VERY HAPPY to meet you if you turn up here..

You drunk idiot.

[Kat Shevil]

Samurai sword. Ha. And I was waiting for you to reveal the bit about martial arts. I just didn't know you were going to jump a rung on the one-ups-man ladder and go straight for "teacher."

Let me just end this by saying that I invented martial arts. And I invented guns.

Yeah yeah keep on talking more shit.I feel i am getting too reactionary now so i will leave this thread and sit by the sidelines.

[Friendly Goatus]

Middle-aged Mutant Ninja Trannies

[Comrade Slinky]

I'm going to buy a samurai shotgun-sword to protect myself in case steve activates any sleeper agents in my area.

[Kat Shevil]

Come to Durham City he is only a phone call away.He will be VERY HAPPY to meet you if you turn up here..

You drunk idiot.

he is the IDIOT.

[Necrometer]

Yeah yeah keep on talking more shit.I feel i am getting too reactionary now so i will leave this thread and sit by the sidelines.

Hey Kat - is your boyfriend straight or gay?

[Necrometer]

How can I threaten your boyfriend? If I give him a message will you pass it on to him? Let me know - it's pretty serious shit I have to say to him, so I don't want to just write it out if he won't get the message. I can PM you also.

[Gunther]

johnny, the ex-angel who quit because he didn't want to kill anyone, bursts into the angels' clubhouse late one night.

"guys the internet is going to beat up my tranny boyfriend ! we gotta go show em what-for !! COME ON !!"

ten full seconds of utter silence punctuated finally by a low "jesus fucking christ, johnny..."

Oh HOLY fuck... I'm dying.

STILL laughing. Scene is playing over and over in my head.

[Unholy Massacre]

Come to Durham City he is only a phone call away.He will be VERY HAPPY to meet you if you turn up here..

You drunk idiot.

he is the IDIOT.

Who your boyfriend?

Haha, now I know what the MASSIVE RETALLIATION is. I'm behind at work now.

[Kurt Russell's Beard]

Samurai sword. Ha. And I was waiting for you to reveal the bit about martial arts. I just didn't know you were going to jump a rung on the one-ups-man ladder and go straight for "teacher."

Let me just end this by saying that I invented martial arts. And I invented guns.

Yeah yeah keep on talking more shit.I feel i am getting too reactionary now so i will leave this thread and sit by the sidelines.

Just like I thought. A quitter.

Answer me one thing: how long have you really known Mr. Leather Chaps? Would he really go to bat for you?

[IFryKids]

hahahaha "waahhh people talk shit on a messageboard so I'm gonna sic my super-scary boyfriend who likes to fuck trannies on them"

[Gunther]

I'm going to buy a samurai shotgun-sword to protect myself in case steve activates any sleeper agents in my area.

SHUT UP DUDE HE'S GOT A GUNBLADE

[Kat Shevil]

Some of you Americans think you are all tough because you have shot guns for sport or fun or whatever.BUT how many of you would fire it in a REAL situation?? Most of you probablys wouldnt because you are shit talking morons who would run a mile when faced with a real life gun situation.

[Hunter]

Some of you Americans think you are all tough because you have shot guns for sport or fun or whatever.But how many of you would fire it in a REAL situation?? Most pf you probablys wouldnt because you are shit talking morons who would run a mile when faced with a real life gun situation.

Your boyfriend is the one who didn't want to kill anyone. So maybe he's the one who won't fire it in a real situation.

[Necrometer]

Hey KAT can I threaten your boyfriend here or not? Does he have an email address for threats that I should use? I want to get this over with.

[Kat Shevil]

Samurai sword. Ha. And I was waiting for you to reveal the bit about martial arts. I just didn't know you were going to jump a rung on the one-ups-man ladder and go straight for "teacher."

Let me just end this by saying that I invented martial arts. And I invented guns.

Yeah yeah keep on talking more shit.I feel i am getting too reactionary now so i will leave this thread and sit by the sidelines.

Just like I thought. A quitter.

Answer me one thing: how long have you really known Mr. Leather Chaps? Would he really go to bat for you?

No i am not a quitter.Ive known him for nearly 5 years and he is a fucking HARD bastard who knows outlaw biker culture inside out.I got plenty of time to sit and entertain myself with this thread because people are trying to shrug this off as me just talking shit, BUT I AM NOT.

[F/K/A HAPF]

Some of you Americans think you are all tough because you have shot guns for sport or fun or whatever.BUT how many of you would fire it in a REAL situation?? Most of you probablys wouldnt because you are shit talking morons who would run a mile when faced with a real life gun situation.

I can. And I have more "underworld" connections in Europe than you and your boyfriend.

[Kurt Russell's Beard]

Some of you Americans think you are all tough because you have shot guns for sport or fun or whatever.BUT how many of you would fire it in a REAL situation?? Most of you probablys wouldnt because you are shit talking morons who would run a mile when faced with a real life gun situation.

I took second in my class during combat shotgun training at USMC security forces training at FBI base Quantico, VA.

Your boyfriend took second place in the annual U.K. Hell's Angels Cum Shot Catch and Pride Celebration.

You wanna talk about REAL situations? I invented those right after I invented guns.

[Gunther]

Some of you Americans think you are all tough because you have shot guns for sport or fun or whatever.BUT how many of you would fire it in a REAL situation?? Most of you probablys wouldnt because you are shit talking morons who would run a mile when faced with a real life gun situation.

We all know you're used to a real life gun situation every morning, no need to brag.

[Necrometer]

Hey Kat... your Myspace says you're single: http://www.myspace.com/katshevil666

Pretty fucking sad that you had to invent a "hard" boyfriend just to get us to be nice to you. I didn't realize you were a fucking liar.

[Chip Future]

What is the official outlaw biker culture stance on message board arguments? Is it somewhere in the charter?

[Necrometer]

I took second in my class during combat shotgun training at USMC security forces training at FBI base Quantico, VA.

Your boyfriend took second place in the annual U.K. Hell's Angels Cum Shot Catch and Pride Celebration.

aaaaaaaaahahahahahahaaa