I just joined one of those online dating sites...

[inglebert humperdink]

okcupid...

so far the only hits per week i've got is from some earthy/humanitarian chick from Little Rock. better than nothing... I guess.

[Wormholegenerator]

you won't be fat much longer

[F/K/A HAPF]

She'll call you materialistic and won't let you in her furry gash.

[riley-o]

looks cuter than you deserve in the second pic

third looks shopped i can tell because the pixels make her face looks like a lot of shevils i've seen in my time

[disco-dance axis]

she looks nuts.

srsly

[Dr Yail Bloor]

www.plentyoffish.com....worked for me and errrikkceke

[Deez Nutz]

I guarantee you her snatch is an unkempt mess.

[la caca eres tu]

What did you say on your profile?

I doubt she set out to look for a dude living in his parents basement without a job. No offense, just saying.

[rape bear]

http://www.plentyoffish.com....worked for me and errrikkceke

And me.

[chris narcosis]

Haha and I thought I was a loser!!!!!!

[Natas]

good luck. don't listen to these bitter assholes, just take what you can get

[Necrometer]

sngtfy

[la caca eres tu]

She also looks like one of those white girls who like to spit out the word "white people" as an epithet. Cause, you know, she sees that the slums have so much soul.

You've been burned, haven't you?

[Pyrite Medal of Ignorance]

you have no chance.


i'm being honest.

aim lower.

[la caca eres tu]

you have no chance.


i'm being honest.

aim lower.

Don't be a hater...

[Dr Yail Bloor]

Haha and I thought I was a loser!!!!!!

YOU ARE!!!!!!

YOU CUNT!!!!!!

[Necrometer]

I guess these days it's probably No Logo......

motherfuck I had never heard of this

is this why people think it's a trend to remove labels from clothing? I've been debadging my clothes and/or shoes for 10+ years

I know that's not the point, but the average reader probably lets little more than the title sink in iirc

goddamnit

[Pyrite Medal of Ignorance]

to be fair, i prefer my unkempt broads to have few politics...

as in, i want them to rub their shaven cunny on my tits while some hot skinny dude rails me

2010

[Necrometer]

LOL I just learned about this stupid shit, too:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Copyleft

I really admire people's ability to take something that is actually NOTHING and turn it into a movement

[Necrometer]

Noah, you know me too well!

BTW, I hereby copyleft every post I made on this board. You guys can do whatever you want with my freely expressed prose.

[rape bear]

I'd never heard of copyleft before today either.....

I'm too hip for that shit.

That was so powerful dude.

Can I use it?

[rape bear]

you should probably
give it another listen
i do on the regs

[Honky Kong 64]

No way you are going to nut up in this girl....... she is also a christian missionary I can tell from the tardbaby she is snuggling......

LOL

[Necrometer]

hister tangents aside

this is quite the slap in the face to world-renowned wingman Vinnie H. Motherfucking Vincent, wouldn't you agree?

[the motherfucking d-i-e]

okcupid has some weirdos.

i should delete my profile because i don't actually want to date anyone.... at least not on there anyhow. but i am amused by the stupid messages people send me, either trying to hit on me, or argue with me why i wouldn't date someone who likes dmb...

but one of my roommates actually met a decent girl on there about a year ago.... he moved in with her and now we need a new roomie