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I feel pretty good right now.

1. Aaron
In India "Aaron" is a slang word for pimp.
That why they call him Aaron, and you Homo.

3. Aaron
Da most sexyiest n smartest guy in da world. Straight all da way. Awsome in everything
Aaron is so smart always cool.

4. Aaron
A Smart, handsom, athletic guy. All around awesome guy.
Hey, theres Aaron. He's looking amazing

5. Aaron
the bestest friend in the whole fucking universe. he is not a homosexual, you dolt :) cheeeeaaaa :D
AARON Is super cool and sexyness

6. Aaron
the hottest guy in the universe
there goes aaron, the hottest guy in the universe.

7. Aaron
To be Aaron is to be MEGA! This is because everything about Aaron is so awesome that whenever you wish to call his name you must say 'MEGA-Aaron'. Those who's names are Aaron and wish to earn the reputation of the title MEGA-Aaron... You can't! So be original and go find your own title, you cheapskate moron!
Man that Aaron kid is so MEGA!
I a MEGA-Aaron!


10. Aaron
Awesome, plain and simple. Considered by most to be almost godly in nature his dick is massive and his ability to pleasure women is legendary though only a few have experienced this righteous act of manlyness. They are known to be intellectual and breathtakingly handsome although shy at a first encounter. He has been hurt but due to his stubbornness he doesn't allow it to happen again. There was and will be only one. So don't fuck with an Aaron, ever, and make sure you don't misspell this work of arts name wrong, like Erin. That would be hazardous to your health.
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worsethanuseless wrote:
Girl 1: Can you believe I met that amazing guy last night?
Girl 2: No, I wish Brandon was an Aaron.


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1. ron

buy ron mugs, tshirts and magnets
triumph; desimates all in its path; very strong
man in that basketball game you played like a ron
beast animal awesome strong courages
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2. RON

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Random Orgasmic Noise, made my one of a happy mood. Made usually after hearing some good news, a "ron" traditionally depicts the more feminine orgasm. for a further explanation, see the example.
person 1:"guess what? school gets out in one day!"
person 2:"ohhhhhhhh(orgasm noise)"
person 1:"dude that was a total RON"
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3. Ron

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a stalker.
She hadn't seen this dude for 15 years, but suddenly he popped up. What a Ron
zabasearch stalker piner weirdo creep
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4. RON

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A variant of "ROFL", "LOL" and other mirth-expressive acronyms. "ROFL" becomes "RAPLH" which becomes "RON".
Oh man, did you see that guy fall over? It was really RON!
lol rofl lmao roflmao hubbard
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5. ron

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the act of being screwed or screwing someone over in such a way that their only response is i got ronned
ohh crap the lakers just lost i got ronned out of 100 dollars
jewed screwed fucked bad luck messed up
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6. Ron

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abbreviation for heroin.

Heroin is often pronounced "heron" or "hairon" by those in the city so "ron" became used as an abbreviation of that mispronunciation.
I'm really fiendin' for some ron. Call up dudeman for a couple bags.

I emptied out my bank account 3 times because of ron. It's time to go cold turkey and kick this shitty habit.
heroin heron dope drug scag boy junk horse smack gear ronn
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7. ron

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Also written as 'ron. Abbreviation of the words 'later on'.
- Hey man, you've got some food on your face.
- I know, I'm saving it for 'ron.
- Who's Ron?
- Later on.
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8. ron

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slang term for heroin. Due to it being pronounced "hair-on"
"I just picked up my boy Ron if you wanna get down?"
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9. ron

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verb-to scarf down without chewing
My cat was ronning down the kibbles.

The fat police man ronned down a couple of doughnuts before shooting some niggahs.
cat ron niggah doughnut fat obese eating eat shit
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10. ron

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Short for the word moron
Ex 1: Just what we need, another ron.
Ex 2: What a ron!
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11. ron

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(v) To play the computer game Rise of Nations (abbreviated to RoN) over a network with friends. Similar to "nam", which means the same thing, except with Battlefield Vietnam.
Hey Dan, wanna ron?
Anyone feel like ronning?
Me and the guys ronned, and then I nammed for half an hour before going to bed.
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Screw looking up your own names, this is much more amusing:



2. dwyer

A Dwyer will always beleive that he has superior intelect to his peers, but this is seldom the case. He is a simple character, not very quick on the uptake, and enjoys working with registers.
That person is so simple, look at him there working at his registers!

He is such a Dwyer!



3. dwyer

The art of saying to a person of the opposite sex who likes you something they will dislike, and making them never talk to you again.

He dwyered himself once again.



4. Dwyer

A man who prefers the pork sword rather than the beef curtains, a gayboy, a ponce, has home-erotic tendancies.

she tried to fuck him but he turned out to be a dwyer

I hate all these fucking dwyers

those stupid ass dwyers on tv all the time-fuckin gays!




5. dwyer

This refers to an undesirable condition also known as obesity, caused mainly, but not solely, by an excessive intake of "Fray Bentos" pies.



2. pathos

Source of the word "pathetic." An almost predetermined likelihood that events will play out in a certain way. Resistance is futile (pathetic)... the 'stupidity' of trying to change things that are obviously going to go in a certain direction.

Manfred was overcome by the pathos in Hamlet.

Jimmy saw the oil all over the road right in front of his car, so he stomped on the brakes and turned the wheel to avoid the concrete wall on the other side. How pathetic.
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Vanessa : people associated with the name vanessa are usually attracted to large wooden clocks.
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A beautiful girl.
Loves music, hanging out with her friends, and eating.
Very friendly, sexy, and stylish.
The one best friend everyone wants.
The one girl every guy wants.
Shes tough so dont mess around with her.
Shes the most special girl in the world.

The hottest chick on EARTH, damnn you know that ANYONE named Vanessa is the hottest chick you will ever see. Anyone named Vanessa is hottest than the damn sun itself.

A moderately common name for an American female; pretty; hot; beautiful; perfect; cutest girl you'll ever see; angel
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Kevin
Basically a kid with a huge dick. Looks great, smells great, and all the ladies want him. Great at sports also. Great sense of humor.

Gee i am so jealous of Kevin, with three girls around his arm.

How is Kevin good looking and smart at the same time?
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doubleblumpkin wrote:Kevin
Basically a kid with a huge dick. Looks great, smells great, and all the ladies want him. Great at sports also. Great sense of humor.

Gee i am so jealous of Kevin, with three girls around his arm.

How is Kevin good looking and smart at the same time?
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Verb; the act of ejaculating in one's eye during masturbation.
"Mate, what's up with your eye?"
"Well...I ross'd"
Random Orgasmic Sexual Spurt; when one just blows his load for no apparent reason whatsoever.
Nick rossed in his pants that one night.
ROSS
a hoe, shone, bitch, slut
yea that gurl a ross man you can fuck tonight if you want
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Vanessa America wrote:Vanessa : people associated with the name vanessa are usually attracted to large wooden clocks.
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A beautiful girl.
Loves music, hanging out with her friends, and eating.
Very friendly, sexy, and stylish.
The one best friend everyone wants.
The one girl every guy wants.
Shes tough so dont mess around with her.
Shes the most special girl in the world.

The hottest chick on EARTH, damnn you know that ANYONE named Vanessa is the hottest chick you will ever see. Anyone named Vanessa is hottest than the damn sun itself.

A moderately common name for an American female; pretty; hot; beautiful; perfect; cutest girl you'll ever see; angel



I'm going to agree.

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You're hot.
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Geeheeb wrote:
doubleblumpkin wrote:Kevin
Basically a kid with a huge dick. Looks great, smells great, and all the ladies want him. Great at sports also. Great sense of humor.

Gee i am so jealous of Kevin, with three girls around his arm.

How is Kevin good looking and smart at the same time?
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Tony Twist wrote:
Vanessa America wrote:Vanessa : people associated with the name vanessa are usually attracted to large wooden clocks.
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A beautiful girl.
Loves music, hanging out with her friends, and eating.
Very friendly, sexy, and stylish.
The one best friend everyone wants.
The one girl every guy wants.
Shes tough so dont mess around with her.
Shes the most special girl in the world.

The hottest chick on EARTH, damnn you know that ANYONE named Vanessa is the hottest chick you will ever see. Anyone named Vanessa is hottest than the damn sun itself.

A moderately common name for an American female; pretty; hot; beautiful; perfect; cutest girl you'll ever see; angel
I'm going to agree.

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You're hot.
Thank you. :D
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:what:

(v.) Rough and demeaning, yet enjoyable sex; to fuck and destroy at the same time.*

ancient greek translation for "eternal sex-god". It is beleived that anyone that holds this name has a great level of skill and ability to perform sexual acts for long periods of time. Men posessing this name are also well endowed.

the use of a series of sadistic practices on a woman including rough anal,choking,and lot's of ass to mouth.
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ThePhillyExperiment"]1. ron
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is your name seriously just ron? not ronald? or ronwin? or ronstein? or...
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1. hunter
A manly name for a manly guy.
"Look at Hunter! I love his abs!" - Girl
"He's gay" - Jealous guy

2. hunter
Can talk his way out of anything, good liar, ladies man, buff.
1. Man that kid is such a hunter because he just got outta trouble.
2. He's such a hunter, all the ladies are all over him.

3. hunter
Someone who hunts. Commonly misunderstood bu the biased lies of animal rights groups like PETA.
PETA member: You sadisitic murder stop killing animals!

Hunter: Stop releasing lab animals who are indroduced to a new ecosysytem casuing severe environmental damages that will have long lasting effects that may never be rehibilitated.


4. Hunter
a name for a boy or girl. (cooler when a girl's name) tomboy. never a poser. hangs out with the oposite gender mostly. usually loves music and their computer. doesn't like girls singing. is usually very hansome or beautiful. great with blonde hair or brown. likes to flirt. doesn't like shopping. sometimes cusses but not constantly. really good skater. compulsive liar. always making witty/funny statements. makes fashion statements.
dangg. Hunter is just flat out awesome.

will she ever act like a real girl?

dangg. that Hunter is halirous!

5. hunter
a male that has a huge penis and a six pack and is a ladies man but can be cocky at time but isnt a player.
hunter wow hes very hot and sexy mabey a little bit horney he must be a "hunter". she such a hot guy with a huge penis.

6. Hunter
The shit; badass; one of the straightest men alive
Damn, that Hunter guy is the shit.

7. Hunter
A man of great strength and agility. The ladies love him and he gets a lot of pussy. He is also very smart.
"Look at that hunter, so hot"
"I know!"
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Hunter wrote:Hunter: Stop releasing lab animals who are indroduced to a new ecosysytem casuing severe environmental damages that will have long lasting effects that may never be rehibilitated.
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I know everyone's having just a jolly old fucking time with this bullshit website and all, but I get the distinct impression that a lot of this is just a bunch of made-up horse shit...
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Jeffrey

A name that represents honor, caressing, and love. Also known to be a very romantic person, or very successful person in life. This represents all the attributes of "Jeffrey" on the SwiftIRC IRC chat network.

I wish I was a Jeffrey!
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Check it out:

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I cannot believe the shit that slides on that site... especially because they rejected my completely legit entry for "cracker jack clothes" :x
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Hunter wrote:
3. hunter
Someone who hunts.


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Necrometer wrote:I cannot believe the shit that slides on that site...
it's just a bunch of assholes who never experience acknowledgment or affirmation in real life from what I gather...

"oh, MAURICE is a huge-cocked pussy magnet with white teeth that are straight! Also MAURICE can take several angry overhead swings of a claw hammer to the head and not even need to go to the hospital after wards!!!"
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