Battletard, are you going to behave like a human?

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Come on guys. You're stomping your feet in huff and yelling "It's not FAIR!" in a whiny child voice.
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He told me I didn't have the balls to ban him. I respectfully disagree.
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I like to think he got day-banned for the shitty grammar of "you dont got the balls" as well as the defiance itself.
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Toxicarius wrote:So what was Battle's crime? Flooding? Scrolling? In-print music posting? No? Was it simply pushing buttons? If that's the case, the entire board should be day ban'd, including the admins. :betternotstartanyshit:
pushing buttons..

some troll makes a thread on how good the mods cock taste
and i inquire how do they know the mods have a tasty cock?
and some how leon took offense and i goaded him.

apparently he has held some resentment to my cavalier and blatantly apathetic persona.

some threads you can pick fun...other threads ya just cant do it or your going to get the 24 hour ban hammer.
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oh come on, you knew leon was in teh breakfast clun when you goaded him.

i wouldn't worry too much, as i'm hoping that this becomes the standard treatment for people who spam up threads with shit-talk.
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you should alert one of your delightful little websites to write a story about this injustice so you have someone to tell you how you feel about it...
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riley-o wrote:you should alert one of your delightful little websites to write a story about this injustice so you have someone to tell you how you feel about it...
hey, not all of us have ross to come to our rescue.
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John Jr. wrote:
i wouldn't worry too much, as i'm hoping that this becomes the standard treatment for people who spam up threads with shit-talk.
yes, the ban hammer made me a better person, and elevated my status within the reeelapse community.

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and me have all been banhammered. we should get a decorative memorial dinner plate celebrating that status.
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ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR wrote:
some threads you can pick fun...other threads ya just cant do it or your going to get the 24 hour ban hammer.
or maybe even longer if you keep up your fucking bullshit. sucks to you, pal!
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Everyone here had been banned at some point or another. Well, maybe not EVERYONE.

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soiled depends wrote:
ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR wrote:
some threads you can pick fun...other threads ya just cant do it or your going to get the 24 hour ban hammer.
or maybe even longer if you keep up your fucking bullshit. sucks to you, pal!
:)
yes sucks to be me.... have you achieved ban hammer status yet ? its an elite club. cream of the crop button pushers.

these are self made and known men of reeelapse.

keep trying.... one day you may achieve it.

oh yeah...i forgot, your a canadian. never mind.
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ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR wrote:your
I think Leon should ban him every time he does this.
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Battletweeter, everytime you say something about "because you're a canadian" I cringe. I know you're giggling to yourself but just stop. It's really fucking stupid. I mean, you look, fucking stupid. Even more so. I assume it's your intention to have it just be a totally obnoxious grating thing and I can appreciate that, I've made some of the most obnoxious, bottom of the barrel shit scraping trolls ever (alester canoli, david draiman's chin pipes for example) but you're really reaching into a new blackhole/alternate universe level of dog shit here. real kat box levels of dried up stale fecal reek. Believe me, I'm honestly trying to help you here.
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I would take honest fascist Johnlapse era any day over this gay fake punk anarchism regimen we have now.

I am asking you to stop. LOL
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Krieg wrote:I would take honest fascist Johnlapse era any day over this gay fake punk anarchism regimen we have now.
No you wouldn't. You'd complain nonstop about that too.
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Friendly Goatus wrote:It's great when people get all indignant about someone getting banned, even if it's only for a day. Your rights aren't being trod on or anything. It's a god damn message board. It's more like someone kicking you out of their house for a day because you're being disrespectful and touching their dog inappropriately.
I 100% agree with this in principle, but bans or temp bans (if that's what happened) were unimaginable here not too long ago, and now... Kat getting banned really seems to have changed something about this place.
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spacehamster wrote:
Friendly Goatus wrote:It's great when people get all indignant about someone getting banned, even if it's only for a day. Your rights aren't being trod on or anything. It's a god damn message board. It's more like someone kicking you out of their house for a day because you're being disrespectful and touching their dog inappropriately.
I 100% agree with this in principle, but bans or temp bans (if that's what happened) were unimaginable here not too long ago, and now... Kat getting banned really seems to have changed something about this place.
kat wasn't banned. Unless you count the creation of the kat Box. She quit.
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Scarlet Bro Hansen wrote:Battletweeter, everytime you say something about "because you're a canadian" I cringe. I know you're giggling to yourself but just stop. It's really fucking stupid. I mean, you look, fucking stupid.
looks like we got ourselves here a "canadian lover"
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Scarlet Bro Hansen wrote:
spacehamster wrote:
Friendly Goatus wrote:It's great when people get all indignant about someone getting banned, even if it's only for a day. Your rights aren't being trod on or anything. It's a god damn message board. It's more like someone kicking you out of their house for a day because you're being disrespectful and touching their dog inappropriately.
I 100% agree with this in principle, but bans or temp bans (if that's what happened) were unimaginable here not too long ago, and now... Kat getting banned really seems to have changed something about this place.
kat wasn't banned. Unless you count the creation of the kat Box. She quit.
have you seen the type of shitstains that inhabit the katbox? its nothing but canadians and necrometer.
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he is in a metal band and he wears a golf shirt with a pocket?
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ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR wrote:he is in a metal band and he wears a golf shirt with a pocket?

And Perfume...
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This didn't happen. I am not even aware of the thread you mentioned.

I was just fucking with you, fatty.
ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR wrote:pushing buttons..

some troll makes a thread on how good the mods cock taste
and i inquire how do they know the mods have a tasty cock?
and some how leon took offense and i goaded him.

apparently he has held some resentment to my cavalier and blatantly apathetic persona.

some threads you can pick fun...other threads ya just cant do it or your going to get the 24 hour ban hammer.
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