Hey Riley, You are on blind date with Alicia Witt...
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Hey Riley, You are on blind date with Alicia Witt...
You meet... How does the date go?
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Re: Hey Riley, You are on blind date with Alicia Witt...
A chokehold and quick butt sex out of left field...
monsterod wrote:Any pack running wild on some tranny pussy is the one I'm running with.
*howl*
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Re: Hey Riley, You are on blind date with Alicia Witt...
nah, i wouldn't attack the butt, not really my area of expertise
i probably just make a bunch of dumb jokes and she is utterly wowed by my encyclopedic knowledge of r kelly's catalogue
then i say something smooth like "i just got a new bed actually, you should try it out and see if it helps you out with that back trouble..." then i act like i just now realize what i'm saying and i go "i didn't mean... i mean you should try one like it... i wouldn't dream of being that forward with a classy woman like you as i'm much too much of a gentleman..."
but she quickly realizes that i'm the beast so i pretty much spend the next year getting laid hardcore by this broad
i probably just make a bunch of dumb jokes and she is utterly wowed by my encyclopedic knowledge of r kelly's catalogue
then i say something smooth like "i just got a new bed actually, you should try it out and see if it helps you out with that back trouble..." then i act like i just now realize what i'm saying and i go "i didn't mean... i mean you should try one like it... i wouldn't dream of being that forward with a classy woman like you as i'm much too much of a gentleman..."
but she quickly realizes that i'm the beast so i pretty much spend the next year getting laid hardcore by this broad
HEAD BOPPAZ RECORDS YOU BITCH-ASS HOES
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Re: Hey Riley, You are on blind date with Alicia Witt...
HEAD BOPPAZ RECORDS YOU BITCH-ASS HOES
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Re: Hey Riley, You are on blind date with Alicia Witt...
She's not going to let you platinum her pussy.
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Re: Hey Riley, You are on blind date with Alicia Witt...
This is the second GIS result for the beast. That isn't the right dinosaur...
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Re: Hey Riley, You are on blind date with Alicia Witt...
I've noticed this chick is pretty damn sexy until she opens her mouth...
But what am I saying...
But what am I saying...