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by Necrometer » Fri Feb 12, 2010 1:09 pm
bigger:
make me an offer
it's got a wire on the back so it's easy to hang or attach to things
guaranteed to summon the forces of darkness
and I'm pretty sure it's vegan... in fact I don't think it's eaten anything
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by soiled depends » Fri Feb 12, 2010 1:11 pm
thread emailed to Agalloch, expect to hear from local detectives very soon.
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by amos galore » Fri Feb 12, 2010 1:14 pm
why the fuck aren't you keeping it, or passing it on to a good friend?
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by ungodlywarlock » Fri Feb 12, 2010 1:14 pm
That looks like it'd be a real pain to ship, man.
Still, I'd give ya 50 bucks for it if said shipping didn't rape too hard.
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by Necrometer » Fri Feb 12, 2010 1:17 pm
I'll cover shipping - it doesn't weigh much so it'll be fine. And I have access to plenty of packing materials...
50 from the death-metal artist...
do I hear 75?
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by ungodlywarlock » Fri Feb 12, 2010 1:34 pm
Smegma wrote: I might make an offer, lets see where this goes
It will go to me owning it.
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by hard paranormal dong » Fri Feb 12, 2010 1:59 pm
that looks more like a ram
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by Necrometer » Fri Feb 12, 2010 2:01 pm
no, it's from a Spanish goat - they are valued for their high levels of evil
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by hard paranormal dong » Fri Feb 12, 2010 2:09 pm
oh fuck, that IS pretty evil! now i want it!
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after i looked at that it sounded sarcastic. i assure you sir i meant nothing but praise!
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by Necrometer » Fri Feb 12, 2010 2:11 pm
\m/ I should have said... I think it's like 3' across, pretty beefy.
I have a human skull in my possession too, but technically my current boss "loaned" it to me. Not sure if he'd let me keep it, and I think he'd be disappoint if I instantly sold it. Soul'd it.
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by monsterod » Fri Feb 12, 2010 2:51 pm
I'd buy the human one. Can't drink ale from a goat skull.
turn these off meatman.
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by Necrometer » Fri Feb 12, 2010 2:51 pm
but the horns are hollow
that's TWO drinkfromables!
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by VueeeuVueeeeuV » Fri Feb 12, 2010 2:53 pm
I'd love it but I don't have the cash to spend on useless things.
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by worsethanuseless » Fri Feb 12, 2010 2:54 pm
Is the human skull real? You could run into problems shipping human remains across state lines.
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by Toxicarius » Fri Feb 12, 2010 3:52 pm
Mounted at the top of a gnarled, twisted pole, that would make for an excellent dark wizard's staff. I'd enter a bid if I didn't already have a deer skull w/antlers, perfect for a dark pagan forest wizard's staff.
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by ungodlywarlock » Fri Feb 12, 2010 5:00 pm
That would be pretty sweet, too. Taxidermied things are so expensive, though, aren't they?
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by Erik13 » Fri Feb 12, 2010 5:03 pm
Necrometer wrote: \m/ I should have said... I think it's like 3' across, pretty beefy.
I have a human skull in my possession too, but technically my current boss "loaned" it to me. Not sure if he'd let me keep it, and I think he'd be disappoint if I instantly sold it. Soul'd it.
I sold my human skull on ebay and got $400.
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by Erik13 » Fri Feb 12, 2010 5:27 pm
worsethanuseless wrote: Is the human skull real? You could run into problems shipping human remains across state lines.
Mine went to England. UPS refused to ship it and I had to lie about what it was on the customs slip at the post office.
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by ungodlywarlock » Fri Feb 12, 2010 8:21 pm
eh_d wrote: i'll drop 75 dollars for that retarded goat skull
I raise you 100.00.
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by Frickin' Slayer » Fri Feb 12, 2010 8:29 pm
ungodlywarlock wrote: eh_d wrote: i'll drop 75 dollars for that retarded goat skull
I raise you 100.00.
"i hear 75! do i hear 100? 100! do i hear 120? 120? 100 going one going twice Sooooold to the gentleman n the beherit shirt!"
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by monsterod » Fri Feb 12, 2010 8:50 pm
ungodlywarlock wrote: eh_d wrote: i'll drop 75 dollars for that retarded goat skull
I raise you 100.00.
$175 is kind of a leap in price.
turn these off meatman.
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by Necrometer » Fri Feb 12, 2010 8:59 pm
ungodlywarlock wrote: eh_d wrote: i'll drop 75 dollars for that retarded goat skull
I raise you 100.00.
Are you gents serious? Do I hear 110?
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by ungodlywarlock » Fri Feb 12, 2010 9:00 pm
$175 is kind of a leap in price.
I raise you TO 100.00...you get the idea.
(my experiences in gambling involve M&Ms or nickles, gimme a break here).
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by Necrometer » Fri Feb 12, 2010 9:01 pm
holy
I like this bidding war!
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by ungodlywarlock » Fri Feb 12, 2010 9:10 pm
eh_d wrote: i'll drop 110 dollars for that retarded goat skull
All yours, my friend.