Valentines Day plans?

[Necrometer]

Great to hear these inspiring stories of what is apparently FUCK DAY

Holy crap Id totally do Ross's Mom.

You people are fucking degenerates.

But they mean well...

[Mari_Mar]

I went and had Thai food with a girl friend who just got dumped by her girlfriend. There were two others with us, a gayboy and a soft butchy girl. They had both recently broken up with their relationships too.

After Thai, we went to a dive bar on Haight St., and drank cheap drinks, cracked jokes, and savored the sexual tension between me and the butchy girl. I played to her interests which landed us in an arm wrestling competition. All the boys in the bar started hooting and hollering. I won, which just built up the tension between us and she started getting fiesty.

We left the bar and went to a gayboy dance party called Big-Top. Amanda La Poure was supposed to be performing, so the cover was ridiculously high; $20.00 fucking dollars. My friend paid for us to get in, because butchy girl and I didn't want to spend that much money for too cramped atmosphere, man-musk, and loud music that we couldn't talk over.

My friend was insistant, so we went in. The party was meh, and 15 minutes later, my friend wanted to leave. $60 bucks wasted. We ended up at the Eagle, which is a bear bar in the SOMA. It was quiet, and kind of ominous. But we had a good time. Butchy girl is an amazing kisser!

[Kurt Russell's Beard]

My lady had to take several antibiotics and "herbal supplements" to bolster her immune system. She spoke nonstop and claimed it was a "defense mechanism", became visibly nervous about removing her bio-suit and having her first intimate experience.

It's like Cronenberg just ejaculated neurosis and awesomeness all over the board, and I want to read more about what happened. Wang, flow with the story.

[Necrometer]

That guy's referencing Fallout or something, no?

[Kurt Russell's Beard]

I thought of you last night when after a truly romantic, well-planned v-day I say my baby down and made her watch Escape from New York for the first time. She refused to admit that Kurt Russell is hot and was horrified that I'd let him bang her if he asked.

Hahaha...Kurt has prima nocta rights to any woman silly enough to lay beneath me. And I get to be the naughty corner-boy who slaps his dick with a hair brush while watching.

[hipster holocaust]

I thought of you last night when after a truly romantic, well-planned v-day I sat my baby down and made her watch Escape from New York for the first time. She refused to admit that Kurt Russell is hot and was horrified that I'd let him bang her if he asked.

yeahhhhhhh!!!!

[hipster holocaust]

as you should

ask her if she thinks harrison ford is. if not DROP THAT BITCH.

[The Wages of Ben]

SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW

[Iron Goldie]

The dudefriend decided to be a coward and he left. I guess when I had money things were good but now that I'm poor and my mom is living with me shits not cool. Fuck him.

[Bored, Esq.]

The dudefriend decided to be a coward and he left. I guess when I had money things were good but now that I'm poor and my mom is living with me shits not cool. Fuck him.

WTF? Stupid. What an asshole...

[the awesome Assassin]

The dudefriend decided to be a coward and he left. I guess when I had money things were good but now that I'm poor and my mom is living with me shits not cool. Fuck him.

I would of done the same thing...

[Iron Goldie]

The dudefriend decided to be a coward and he left. I guess when I had money things were good but now that I'm poor and my mom is living with me shits not cool. Fuck him.

Fuck him, indeed.

Thanks dude. Thanks guys. And man, Awesome Assassin, you are sooo shocking! Anyway, things will work out. Shit'll be alright.

[Iron Goldie]

Yep. The thing that really sucks is he never even told me the fucking problem, just up and left. If you have a problem, fucking say it. But oh fucking well.

[Bored, Esq.]

The thing that really sucks is he never even told me the fucking problem, just up and left.

The cruelest, worst way to break up with someone. Don't worry, someone will do it to him someday...

[Teebore]

Fuck everyone and this stupid holiday. It's the one time of the year I actually TURN DOWN SEX.

[Erik13]

Fuck everyone and this stupid holiday. It's the one time of the year I actually TURN DOWN SEX.

Good for you, man.
My sweaty and I ate so much at the all you can eat BBQ that we literally couldn't have sex last night.

[Glass Asshole]

I had to work yesterday. Then while pushing a wheelbarrow full of wood up a muddy hill, I slipped and bashed my chin on the wheelbarrow. It was all bloody and swollen. Then later that night I started to come down with a cold. After coming home from dinner I passed out on the couch and didn't wake up till 5 am this morning. The husbear walked the dogs and watched two movies by himself last night. This probably would have been excusable if I was drunk.

[Teebore]

Fuck everyone and this stupid holiday. It's the one time of the year I actually TURN DOWN SEX.

Good for you, man.
My sweaty and I ate so much at the all you can eat BBQ that we literally couldn't have sex last night.

Urlokk, you're truly a man after my own heart!!

[Hell-haine]

Yep. The thing that really sucks is he never even told me the fucking problem, just up and left. If you have a problem, fucking say it. But oh fucking well.

Yes fuck him indeed, there will be someone with more balls out there.

[Mari_Mar]

Fuck everyone and this stupid holiday. It's the one time of the year I actually TURN DOWN SEX.

Good for you, man.
My sweaty and I ate so much at the all you can eat BBQ that we literally couldn't have sex last night.

Yeah. Churruscarias are a terrible place to go for a romantic date. Despite how decadent and sexy they are. I wish I had seen your post in time to warn you...

[hana maru]

Yep. The thing that really sucks is he never even told me the fucking problem, just up and left. If you have a problem, fucking say it. But oh fucking well.

goddamn, what a dick. sorry but you're better off (obviously you know this though).

[Erik13]

Yeah. Churruscarias are a terrible place to go for a romantic date. Despite how decadent and sexy they are. I wish I had seen your post in time to warn you...

We made up for it today, so it's all good.

[Mari_Mar]

Yeah. Churruscarias are a terrible place to go for a romantic date. Despite how decadent and sexy they are. I wish I had seen your post in time to warn you...

We made up for it today, so it's all good.

[krudmonk]

The dudefriend decided to be a coward and he left. I guess when I had money things were good but now that I'm poor and my mom is living with me shits not cool. Fuck him.

That's such a dude thing to do. Fucking guy has a lot of maturing left. I used to be the same way and now I know truly the ways of the inconsiderate avoider man.

[Syringe in Mouth]

yep, amazing asshole move on his part.

A nice kick to the nuts would have been a good retort...or if you run into him again.