Valentines Day plans?

[Teebore]

heavy handed.

Ok, just like the porking, right?

[KommandoRob]

I thought the hangover was worthwhile

[Whee of the Dead]

Gonna watch the uncut version of My Bloody Valentine (1981) and then finish (hopefully) my screenplay.

[Introvert]

[pooptastik]

gonna watch Nightmare Detective / The Occult History of the 3rd Reich [Hitler and SS dvds] after The Simpsons.
get drunk.
hopefully not pass out.

[Hell-haine]

Raaaaaarrg I'm so jealous of your girl right now!!!

[E.E 3.0]

hell yeah surprise visited mah gurl and GOT SOME

TWICE

[canon.docre]

this girl I'm seeing says to me "we don't have any v-day plans, do we?"
"no"
"good, I'm getting drunk with my girlfriends."

then she bought me new computer speakers and said if I buy anything in return she's going to cut my balls off. that works for me, because I'm cheap and I like my balls.

[Kurt Russell's Beard]

this girl I'm seeing says to me "we don't have any v-day plans, do we?"
"no"
"good, I'm getting drunk with my girlfriends."

then she bought me new computer speakers and said if I buy anything in return she's going to cut my balls off. that works for me, because I'm cheap and I like my balls.

This one's a keeper.

[Necrometer]

I guess I had a date with my mom

SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW

[Kurt Russell's Beard]

Your mom is kinda hot.

[Necrometer]

Considering all the praise you've piled on my generation's appearance, Matt, I can't see you expecting any less!

[hana maru]

I guess I had a date with my mom

SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW

ross, your mom is so cute!

i had a "date" with my family and i made a cake.



we celebrated my mother's birthday late, since she was out of the country with my father on her birthday. it was a good night.

[Wang Mandu]

My lady had to take several antibiotics and "herbal supplements" to bolster her immune system. She spoke nonstop and claimed it was a "defense mechanism", became visibly nervous about removing her bio-suit and having her first intimate experience.

[Bored, Esq.]

Holy crap Id totally do Ross's Mom.

You people are fucking degenerates.

[soiled depends]

I'm just glad that I can get semen sucked out of me twice a day still...

[Introvert]

I'm just glad that I can get semen sucked out of me twice a day still...

4 times for me yesterday! The ol' boy still has it in him!

[soiled depends]

fantastic!

[Black Jacques]

I think my knob's going to fall off...

[Introvert]

Though I'm kinda pissed that some of you got FOUR times and didn't even go to the lengths I did of cooking.

Yeah, nowhere near the work you put in but to be fair I am taking her out for a pretty expensive dinner tonight.

Haha, let's compare:

Geoff - Beautiful getaway on the beach, motherfucking Coq a Vin, mousse, fine wines, fireplace

Ryan - Went to the same neighborhood tavern that we've been to a million times, played pinball while drinking PBRs and watching NASCAR, made her some frozen meatballs for a pita sandwich while I had leftovers from Saturday, and to top it off today is a paid holiday for me while she has to work

[hipster holocaust]

Though I'm kinda pissed that some of you got FOUR times and didn't even go to the lengths I did of cooking.

Yeah, nowhere near the work you put in but to be fair I am taking her out for a pretty expensive dinner tonight.

Haha, let's compare:

Geoff - Beautiful getaway on the beach, motherfucking Coq a Vin, mousse, fine wines, fireplace

Ryan - Went to the same neighborhood tavern that we've been to a million times, played pinball while drinking PBRs and watching NASCAR, made her some frozen meatballs for a pita sandwich while I had leftovers from Saturday, and to top it off today is a paid holiday for me while she has to work

SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW

theeeeah goes my hero...

[DeadWalrus]

Haha, let's compare:

Geoff - Beautiful getaway on the beach, motherfucking Coq a Vin, mousse, fine wines, fireplace

Ryan - Went to the same neighborhood tavern that we've been to a million times, played pinball while drinking PBRs and watching NASCAR, made her some frozen meatballs for a pita sandwich while I had leftovers from Saturday, and to top it off today is a paid holiday for me while she has to work

hahaha

girl and i made a weekend out of it. we went to sushi and a show on saturday night. we got home after midnight so i gave her the little dumb presents i got her and then we took a sexy, romantic candle-lit bath before bed. woke up to her bringing me presents and coffee in bed. sex. went to breakfast at one of our favorite little spots in the neighborhood then went to a pro-choice counter demonstration at the new planned parenthood that opened up on mlk. pro-lifers are super creepy btw. then we went up to multnomah falls and hiked around a bit, came back to my place, had a little dinner and I made a couple of loaves of bread. watched weird music videos and then a horrifyingly depressing documentary about a guy that photographs heavy industry and factory workers and shit. valentines day in portland oregon, fucking lol

[Kurt Russell's Beard]

I bought a slice of cake, had a few beers, watched the first disc of Che, started nodding off at 10 pm, and had to go to sleep without even self-servicing myself. Failure of a day.

[CHUFFED beyond necropsy]

Drank beer and watched Tim & Eric DVDs with my roommate. Surprisingly, his lady friend was not around, so i didn't have to hear them have ridiculously loud sex. Yay.

[hana maru]

I bought a slice of cake

started nodding off at 10 pm

don't worry, krb, there's always next year.

heck, you may meet a girl just in time for steak & bj day and you'll have skipped all the vday bs!