In the spirit of V-Day, post early memories of falling in <3

[Erik13]

Dude WTF

[riley-o]

wasn't viking bugs fat too ?

[Brian P.]

my first love was Tamy Sailor, I remember thinking she was the most beautiful girl in first grade. I gave her my lunch money once. it didn't last because she got fat in second grade.

[Pyrite Medal of Ignorance]

i wanted to get gangbanged by the ninja turtles, pretty much....donatello could have had me all to himself if he really wanted to, though...

[riley-o]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAMixueoGv8

It was on this one

oh man there's nothing to about bugs is fine in that one

[death by snoo snoo]

Well, anyone who has turned on a television or radio in the last two weeks probably knows that Walgreen's is promoting their Personal Gift Advisors. I really hit it off with mine. Her name is Chelsea and she had the deepest, most beautiful brown eyes I've ever seen. She did an adorable little snarl when I started telling her about my girlfriend. We ended up making out a little out back behind the store. I guess I'm going to tell my girlfriend about her tomorrow.

Wish me luck.

[Hell-haine]

My first love was Mum's boobs. I thought her nipples were cherries for serious.
Then a 7 year old French musicals singer with long blond curly hair.

[Sineadrepresent]

My first love was Mum's boobs. I thought her nipples were cherries for serious.

I'll just go ahead and get the obligatory out of the way so no one else has to go to the trouble.

[death by snoo snoo]

Well, anyone who has turned on a television or radio in the last two weeks probably knows that Walgreen's is promoting their Personal Gift Advisors. I really hit it off with mine. Her name is Chelsea and she had the deepest, most beautiful brown eyes I've ever seen. She did an adorable little snarl when I started telling her about my girlfriend. We ended up making out a little out back behind the store. I guess I'm going to tell my girlfriend about her tomorrow.

Wish me luck.

Who. I don't think Steph is going to like that very much.


Protip:

SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW

SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH UNLESS YOU'RE JUMPING SHIP FOR THE NEW MODEL

Yeah, she's going to be livid, but I have to tell her.

Don't be surprised if I show up on your doorstep with an overnight bag and a black eye. I'll stay in the garage and eat cat food if I have to.

[chris narcosis]

Some girl on a kids show in a wheelchair. The only spastic I`ve been attracted to, other than Erik!

[The Wages of Ben]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAMixueoGv8

It was on this one

oh man there's nothing to about bugs is fine in that one

Okay, so I am not THAT weird

Garth Algar: Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played girl bunny?
Wayne Campbell: No.
[cracks up laughing]
Wayne Campbell: No.
Garth Algar: Neither did I. I was just asking.

[ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR]

when i was 6 or 7 i had the hots for 2 twins.

Melanie and Penny.....something.

[broke.as.shit]

My first crush was the second grade... a new student named Rachel Witt. I liked her til she moved away to Africa or some shit like that for her dad's work (missionary/doctor). Although my first kiss was at my locker in the eighth grade on Valentine's day to a girl named Sonja.

[caldwell.the.great]

I remember wishing Zelda were real. Nintendo Power used to have those comics with Link kicking ass, but I always hoped Zelda would be in them because I thought she was hot.

Amanda S. was my first crush ever. We were also born on the same day, same year, just a few hours apart in the same hospital. She once told me she would "go out" with me (in the fifth grade), so I asked her what she wanted to do and she said something about reading together. I thought that was dumb and said so; I wanted to play video games. It hurt he feelings and she told all her friends I was a jerk.

[father of lies]

I fell for a trap for the first time?

SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW

Oops. Spoilered for HUGENESS ONLY.

[Bored, Esq.]

The first girl I fell in love with was in first grade, I was 6 years old. She reminded me of a little mermaid girl I had seen in a movie the summer before.

[T O))) M]

DO ANY OF YOU MENS REMEMBER THE FIRST TIME SHE TURNED INTO A PUDDLE OF WATER AND HER CLOTHES FELL OFF? SCHWING!

[Necrometer]

Alex Mack FTW

Well, anyone who has turned on a television or radio in the last two weeks probably knows that Walgreen's is promoting their Personal Gift Advisors. I really hit it off with mine. Her name is Chelsea and she had the deepest, most beautiful brown eyes I've ever seen. She did an adorable little snarl when I started telling her about my girlfriend. We ended up making out a little out back behind the store. I guess I'm going to tell my girlfriend about her tomorrow.

Wish me luck.

Just break up with your girlfriend...

[The Wages of Ben]

SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW

[Zerohero]

When I was like 6 or 7, I remember seeing that Bugs Bunny episode where he was dressed up like a viking woman, singing opera and Elmer Fudd was a viking that started crying when female viking Bugs Bunny died. For some reason, the look in Bugs' eyes at one point made me get the first feeling of love.

SO WHAT EXACTLY IS THIS SAYING?

I fell for a trap for the first time?

I am a faggot?

I love viking women?

I like furries?

I am kind of embarrassed now that I think about this thread

Thread makes no sense now

THA'T A SLIPPERY SLOPE MAN,

if you saw the documentary "Crumb", cartoonist robert crumbs brother also began with an attraction to bugs bunny in drag---and he wound up in love with the little boy from some silent pirate kiddie flick his whole life,

and kilt cobained himself too

git hilp!

[smooth]

1st Crush:
A blond gal named Elizabeth in 2nd grade summer recreation. We were just 'friends' but always had a crush on her. She then moved to Arizona and came back years later where I remembered her in 8th grade and asked her out, back then I was pathetic, and of course she wasn't going to go out with me. She eventually got into some gangster guy and became a mom when she suddenly grew into a stereotypical mother.

2nd Crush:
Crystal in high school, all throughout high school, I had the hugest crush on her. She was the girl 2 doors down. She also won the beauty pagent for the city once lawls. After high school I wound up dating her for real, which only lasted 3 months because she worried too much.

3rd Crush:
A hot blond from Spanish class I was always talking to. We both seemed to like each other but she was dating at the time. Then she went to home school. Then she went into the Marines and sometime before or after that she popped out a kid. The kid is 4 years old. I ran into her the other day after she returned from Arizona (coincidence with the other crush, not to mention she was blond as well). Got her phone info and let's hope we get to hang out today as she called yesterday!

All in all, if this works out, then by the law of life, Even the first crush will eventually be dated, even if she is married at the moment.

[smooth]

Also, when I was like 2 in Venezuela, a hot babysitter who was like 11 or maybe younger had fondled me and I remember thinking how weird and neat that was. Always thought about it. Then like when I returned at like 14, I saw her again and she was super gothed out and sat in one place doing nothing, hm. (I wonder if I return to Caracas, if I can date this person?)

When I was 6, I hung out with a girl who was 5 and we always played 'I show you yours if you show me mine'. We never got caught which was weird as the door was ajar. Fast forward to high school, and I eventually located her on the internet, where she had become the biggest bitch in the world!

[Chad]

I remember a girl I had a crush on at age 5 or so, named Annie, swinging on a swingset on the side of our near-ghetto apartment at the time. I would fucking love to see what she looks like now, just to see what I've always remembered, all grown up

[Zerohero]

holy facebook type waiz is pretty creepy/awesome...


googled grade skool crush i dated in high skooll

SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW

, then seened on her friends girl from infamous spin the bottle game ---her married name is same as my old pet dog, use to rub legs on the yella skool bus in grade skool.......

SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW

[smooth]

I remember a girl I had a crush on at age 5 or so, named Annie, swinging on a swingset on the side of our near-ghetto apartment at the time. I would fucking love to see what she looks like now, just to see what I've always remembered, all grown up

You should look for her on internet. It took me a week of thorough investigation to find the friend I played with at 6 years old.