Kevin Smith - Too Fuckin' Fat to Fly

Bored, Esq. · Post by **Bored, Esq.** » Mon Feb 15, 2010 4:43 am

I like how they called him an "actor." Whatever.

Erik13 · Post by **Erik13** » Mon Feb 15, 2010 8:11 am

Bored, Esq. wrote:I like how they called him an "actor." Whatever.

He's a very good actor. Have you even seen Clerks 2?

Bored, Esq. · Post by **Bored, Esq.** » Mon Feb 15, 2010 8:20 am

Erik13 wrote:
Bored, Esq. wrote:I like how they called him an "actor." Whatever.
He's a very good actor. Have you even seen Clerks 2?

I have seen all of his movies, unfortunately. It wasn't by choice. He's a very good actor when compared to...what? A potted plant? We're going to have to agree to...blah blah...

soiled depends · Post by **soiled depends** » Mon Feb 15, 2010 8:24 am

Erik13 wrote:He's a very good actor. Have you even seen Clerks 2?

You'd love him in the new Degrassi: The Next Generation shows...

necrothrash · Post by **necrothrash** » Mon Feb 15, 2010 8:29 am

Google Image Search: "Kevin Smith Fatass"

Fighting Uruk-Hai · Post by **Fighting Uruk-Hai** » Mon Feb 15, 2010 8:53 am

I don't think you guys are taking this seriously enough. This could be the moment when the Fatty Civil Rights Movement really gains momentum, like a heavy boulder tipping off its resting place at the top of a mountain. It was one thing when your everyday fatty was treated like the shameless devourer they are. They had little recourse or voice, and who wants to watch some fatty complain? Throw a doughnut out the door and watch them scurry. But now its a famous, rich fatty. Much like Rosa Park's situation got attention because she worked at the NAACP, now he can serve as a bulbous rallying point for everyone who can't say, "No thank you, I'm full."

And all he did was sit his fat ass down. But mark my words, it is only beginning. First they will enlarge the seats on planes, but that means less passengers per flight and higher ticket prices for all of us. Who knows what darkness will follow, as planes full of fatties eclipse the very Sun.

la caca eres tu · Post by **la caca eres tu** » Mon Feb 15, 2010 9:29 am

Smegma wrote:Southwest Airlines apologized to the director via Twitter, and blogged a longer statement on Sunday afternoon -- in which it pointed out that Smith usually purchases two seats every time he travels.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA they actually said that!? priceless ...

Bored, Esq. · Post by **Bored, Esq.** » Mon Feb 15, 2010 9:43 am

la caca eres tu wrote:
Smegma wrote:Southwest Airlines apologized to the director via Twitter, and blogged a longer statement on Sunday afternoon -- in which it pointed out that Smith usually purchases two seats every time he travels.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA they actually said that!? priceless ...

One for him and one for his ego/douche case.

hipster holocaust · Post by **hipster holocaust** » Mon Feb 15, 2010 10:29 am

giving his recent amazing suck-cesses from both critics and audiences around the country i wouldn't put it past this fucker to have made it up

however, i recently watched the first clerks again for the first time in years. still gotta give props.

necrothrash · Post by **necrothrash** » Mon Feb 15, 2010 10:32 am

noah thirteen wrote:
I found this about as funny as any of Kevin Smiths movies! And in case you haven't picked up on what I meant, it wasn't funny and it fucking sucked!! Just like his movies!!!

THREAD SAVED!!!!!!!

Sineadrepresent · Post by **Sineadrepresent** » Mon Feb 15, 2010 10:47 am

Smegma wrote:

Oh noes... here come the fans to defend their champ...

Hahhaahahhahaahhahaa....."TUFF STUFF"

father of lies · Post by **father of lies** » Mon Feb 15, 2010 2:09 pm

Bored, Esq. wrote: He's a very good actor when compared to...

...the guy that plays Dante.

kmfcm · Post by **kmfcm** » Mon Feb 15, 2010 3:52 pm

I just watched Live Free or Die Hard on Saturday, and was kinda surprised at how fat he was in that movie

but it didn't cross my mind that he might've got even bigger since then

shit

Erik13 · Post by **Erik13** » Mon Feb 15, 2010 4:14 pm

I really don't get the hate for this guy. He's made some really good movies.

The Schwartz · Post by **The Schwartz** » Mon Feb 15, 2010 4:17 pm

kmfcm wrote:I just watched Live Free or Die Hard on Saturday, and was kinda surprised at how fat he was in that movie

but it didn't cross my mind that he might've got even bigger since then

shit

when he was one Attack of the Show promoting Zak and Miri he was doubled in size from LFoDH

dude is enormous now

The Wages of Ben · Post by **The Wages of Ben** » Mon Feb 15, 2010 4:20 pm

Erik13 wrote:He's a very good actor. Have you even seen Clerks 2?

GODDAMN! Erik's on fire with the zingers today!

Bored, Esq. · Post by **Bored, Esq.** » Mon Feb 15, 2010 4:22 pm

The message board posts where he was mocking people on the 'net, showing them pics of his wife, saying "you'll never bang something this hot" were a little better...

ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR · Mon Feb 15, 2010 4:41 pm

Erik13 wrote:I really don't get the hate for this guy. He's made some really good movies.

this is reeelapse, everybody gets hate except christoper walken.

the awesome Assassin · Mon Feb 15, 2010 4:43 pm

ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR wrote:
Erik13 wrote:I really don't get the hate for this guy. He's made some really good movies.
this is reeelapse, everybody gets hate except christoper walken.

How many seats do you have to reserve for yourself...

ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR · Mon Feb 15, 2010 4:45 pm

the awesome Assassin wrote:
ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR wrote:
Erik13 wrote:I really don't get the hate for this guy. He's made some really good movies.
this is reeelapse, everybody gets hate except christoper walken.
How many seats do you have to reserve for yourself...

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ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR · Mon Feb 15, 2010 4:48 pm

this is me:

ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR · Mon Feb 15, 2010 4:53 pm

pretty lame but its relevant, unlike some canadians.

Iron Goldie · Post by **Iron Goldie** » Mon Feb 15, 2010 4:55 pm

They need to start banning little kids from flying next. One of the worst flights I had was when I was stuck beside some fucking 5 year old kid....

Bored, Esq. · Post by **Bored, Esq.** » Mon Feb 15, 2010 6:05 pm

When I was riding the train down from PA a few months ago I had the flu and was stuck behind some negro with a beef/onion sandwich. The stench of that thing had me gagging. It took him two hours at least to eat it and then a few hours later he was farting it out again, of course...all while talking to his homies about basketball or rap or whatever the fuck they talk about. He got off the train right before I started vomiting in his ear.

Bonemachine · Post by **Bonemachine** » Mon Feb 15, 2010 6:12 pm

Bored, Esq. wrote:When I was riding the train down from PA a few months ago I had the flu and was stuck behind some negro with a beef/onion sandwich. The stench of that thing had me gagging. It took him two hours at least to eat it and then a few hours later he was farting it out again, of course...all while talking to his homies about basketball or rap or whatever the fuck they talk about. He got off the train right before I started vomiting in his ear.

I would enjoy drinking many beers with you sir.

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