Kevin Smith - Too Fuckin' Fat to Fly

[White Like Jesus]

What I find surprising about this is, with all the movies he's done, he's referred to as "Mallrats director Kevin Smith" in the article.

[krudmonk]

What I find surprising about this is, with all the movies he's done, he's referred to as "Mallrats director Kevin Smith" in the article.

as opposed to "Podcast superstar Kevin Smith?"

[White Like Jesus]

What I find surprising about this is, with all the movies he's done, he's referred to as "Mallrats director Kevin Smith" in the article.

as opposed to "Podcast superstar Kevin Smith?"

Well, it's not the most financially successful film he's ever released, nor is it the one that put him on the map.

[death by snoo snoo]

What I find surprising about this is, with all the movies he's done, he's flying southwest.

[Necrometer]

what a turd

[Tony Twist]

If they kick him off, then what do they do when Ethan Suplee wants to fly?

[Whee of the Dead]

What I find fascinating about this article is that I fucking hate Kevin Smith....

[Comrade Slinky]

What I find surprising about this is, with all the movies he's done, he's referred to as "Mallrats director Kevin Smith" in the article.

as opposed to "Podcast superstar Kevin Smith?"

Well, it's not the most financially successful film he's ever released, nor is it the one that put him on the map.

Here we go.

[Bonemachine]

What I find fascinating about this article is that I fucking hate Kevin Smith....

Amen.

[White Like Jesus]

Unless you're posting some random shitty movie, I don't think so, Slinky.

[Comrade Slinky]

It's like Lethal Weapon, but this time the black guy's the crazy one!

[Degree Absolute]

It's like Lethal Weapon, but this time the black guy's the crazy one!

I'd watch that if the black guy was Danny Glover.

[ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR]

how fat is he ? i know he is fat but didnt think he was micheal moore fat.

[White Like Jesus]

Maybe he's BattletweeteR fat.

[ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR]

Maybe he's BattletweeteR fat.

i have yet to get kicked off an airplane.

[Comrade Slinky]

Maybe he's BattletweeteR fat.

i have yet to get kicked off an airplane.

Like you fly anywhere.

[The Torsion]

I'll watch Copout just because it's R and not some castrated PG-13 bullshit. Of course, it won't come close to 48 Hours.

[12 Months of Mao]

Well, he's certainly handled this with the grace and tact that we've all come to expect from this stoic and mature gentleman.

[ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR]

Maybe he's BattletweeteR fat.

i have yet to get kicked off an airplane.

Like you fly anywhere.

canadian wit strikes again.

[12 Months of Mao]

Well, he's certainly handled this with the grace and tact that we've all come to expect from this stoic and mature gentleman.

Sir, I'm reasonably sure he's a fat boring asshole......

If you continue with such allegations I may be forced to respond with daily [expletive]-you tweets.

[Songs of Love and Hate]

Anyone have any idea how much he actually weighs?

[metal5411]

Maybe he's BattletweeteR fat.

i have yet to get kicked off an airplane.

Like you fly anywhere.

canadian wit strikes again.

That's just wit in general. And honestly... how good of a retort is that, anyway? "I got burned, better call him a Canadian AND QUICK."

[ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR]

Maybe he's BattletweeteR fat.

i have yet to get kicked off an airplane.

Like you fly anywhere.

canadian wit strikes again.

That's just wit in general. And honestly... how good of a retort is that, anyway? "I got burned, better call him a Canadian AND QUICK."

that retort actually sucked.
if the canadians are going to converse with me, then they need to learn to get their shit in gear. i will not stand for their half-headed-half-assedness.

[metal5411]

Maybe he's BattletweeteR fat.

i have yet to get kicked off an airplane.

Like you fly anywhere.

canadian wit strikes again.

That's just wit in general. And honestly... how good of a retort is that, anyway? "I got burned, better call him a Canadian AND QUICK."

that retort actually sucked.
if the canadians are going to converse with me, then they need to learn to get their shit in gear. i will not stand for their half-headed-half-assedness.

I was talking about your retort. What he said was funny. What you said wasn't.

[Dr Yail Bloor]

In copout the darkie punches a little kid in the balls.....edgy stuff