How similar are you online and in reality??

[Pyrite Medal of Ignorance]

i know.

i just love andrew, that's all...

[TheLonelyRock]

I'm probably a bit quieter on the internet than in real life. But for the most part I'm exactly the same.

[chris narcosis]

Ross, you really went off the deep end in this one, slugger. Steven has a pleastant telephone demeanor, ill have you know. Chris is pretty bad on here, but I bet he's swell IRL.

I'm going to level with you; it's been a long fucking day and I haven't the foggiest what I wrote in this thread, or - more importantly - whether I was the least bit serious when I wrote it. Shooting from the hip, here, I'm going to go all-in with my bet that I don't give a flying fuck what people are like IRL if they are a unforgivable shitstain on the internet to the extent that our friend Christopher works so tirelessly to be.

HAHA HEY ROSS FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[The Torsion]

ugh, at least seth rogen approaches life with a calm demeanor and witty reproach vs. total he-man hulkster slam-dance flat tire-having steroid rage. christ, get a gnarlsbad hemorrhoid and bleed onto the upholstery of your monster truck already...

This from the girl who wishes so badly she could do more than annoy and disgust people. Haha, right, because we've all heard about what a balanced, easy to get along with person you are in any circumstance. Even if I did steroids I'd still have a better personality than you. And I'd probably have lower blood pressure, too.

[Hell-haine]

I speak English worse than I write it.

[Mr. Budd]

You can't kill a hooker on the internet.

[Bored, Esq.]

You can't kill a hooker on the internet.

I've recently started pan frying tits with herb butter. I find it adds a certain...je ne sais quoi, an understated elegance?

[Mr. Budd]

"Soft supple American Girl Patty, slice it think ma."

[Bored, Esq.]

I do wonder sometimes which human beings taste better. Babies? I'm only guessing...

[Mr. Budd]

Dunno, I've never eaten a baby.

[Bored, Esq.]

Dunno, I've never eaten a baby.

Yeah, I'll try it and get back to you.

[Teebore]

Dissapointing to hear Soiled D's may not be the exact same person IRL. Kinda hope I never meet him now.

[RHT]

I'm violent in real life. I would have put a bic through a few of your windpipes a couple 5 or 6 times by now if I had to be around some of you.

[RHT]

I'm racist in real life, too. The other day I spit on a white guy who was waiting for the bus. It made me feel really, really good.

[Friendly Goatus]

Chances are you're a huge sloppy pussy in real life, red.

[the awesome Assassin]

I have longer arms in real life...

[RHT]

Nope.

[Friendly Goatus]

Hahaha I knew I was right.

[the awesome Assassin]

Nope.

Do you pay tax on your internet bill...

[RHT]

Shit, goatus figured me out. I knew the day had to come sooner or later.

[Vanessa America]

Soiled Depends is a fucking asshole in real life and always drunk.

[krudmonk]

Soiled Depends is a fucking asshole in real life and always drunk.

headless motherfucker

[Sineadrepresent]

I'm so far beyond this fucking ridiculous question...

I bet you are a big softie, not the mean and moody SD that we have come to expect on here!!!!!!!!!!

When I met IRL Mike I told him that his board persona didn't really come through the way I was hoping it would, then he took his dick out in the middle of the sidewalk and started pissing everywhere, staring in to my eyes the entire time with one of these = . I'll never challenge him ever again.

As for me, I'm just as inconsequential in real life as I am on here.

[John Jr.]

i'm a bigger faggot in real life.

[Iron Goldie]

I do wonder sometimes which human beings taste better. Babies? I'm only guessing...

Depends on how fatty you like your meat I'd guess. Babies would naturally be more fatty and probably more tender overall. i'd imagine eating Mr Olympia would taste like eating a shoe. A roided out shoe. I guess the best would be to find a human with a little fat but not too much.