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Streven Adler wrote:Our chat got cut short because facebook sucks. let's continue it here.

as i think i was saying... you need to let her relax and eventually it'll give. it just takes time. you'll get there eventually.
yea and tell her it will only hurt for about the first 50 thrusts.
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Streven Adler wrote:no... this is about cars.
oh :oops:
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wheatgurm wrote:
Streven Adler wrote:Our chat got cut short because facebook sucks. let's continue it here.

as i think i was saying... you need to let her relax and eventually it'll give. it just takes time. you'll get there eventually.
yea and tell her it will only hurt for about the first 50 thrusts.
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wheatgurm wrote:
Streven Adler wrote:Our chat got cut short because facebook sucks. let's continue it here.

as i think i was saying... you need to let her relax and eventually it'll give. it just takes time. you'll get there eventually.
yea and tell her it will only hurt for about the first 50 thrusts.

That is precisely what we were talking about!

And Steven, shes at it again!!!!!!
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Streven Adler wrote:the only solution is more beer!
MORE BEER! MORE BEER!!

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Streven Adler wrote:how does she handle it? she should have some. shouldn't she be in bed? it's fucking late, man...

I dunno shes not handled it yet but i keep on tryin!
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Streven Adler wrote:hey, for what it's worth, i just asked the old lady what she thought about me putting my dick in her dink and she laughed and said that that's for dirty old men who want to fuck children. maybe she's onto something??? I DON'T WANT TO FUCK CHILDREN, CHRIS!!!!!

I dont wanna fuck kids!! But I AM a dirty old man, that`s certain.

Not sure about sat, ill find out sir!
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Fucking a Japanese girl in the ass must be like splitting a peach with a telephone pole.
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Streven Adler wrote:well maybe there's a way to butt nail j-girls and not have them think we're dirty peedos? i'm so confused... this is the biggest conflict i've had to face in years. i don't want to make her think less of me, but then i also am not sure how much i'd like putting it in her bottom. is it worth the issues to come?

I am SURE its worth it.
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Fuck you, Chris!
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Streven Adler wrote: where's this place saturday? i'm familiar with watts, but i know that place shut down a couple of years back. maybe this is the same place under a new name?
Saturday is that gig I'm putting on, you fucking unreliable homebody. Facialmess, remember?
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What kind of car is this, again?
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Erik13 wrote:Fuck you, Chris!
ElkCreek, your a good dude. Seriously, I thin you a good guy but to come into a thread to give Chris shit? That's out of your element mang. Chris is a good dude. LIghten up and get with the program! Namaste.
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It's Studio UEN in Nishi-Ogikubo. I don't know the area for shit, but the place is easy to find. I'm in the first and last bands, so don't be late if you want to get the most fuel for your
daily Claysturbation session. BYOB, too.

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Jesus H Dump wrote:
Erik13 wrote:Fuck you, Chris!
ElkCreek, your a good dude. Seriously, I thin you a good guy but to come into a thread to give Chris shit? That's out of your element mang. Chris is a good dude. LIghten up and get with the program! Namaste.

ILL BREAK HIS ARMS AND HIS BACK IF HE FUCKS WITH MY SHIT!!!!!!!!
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Jesus H Dump wrote: Chris is a good dude.
No he's not.
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Hey.
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