I thought by now everyone would have moved on, but wow! You guys are still here! I'm impressed!
Remember when everyone was on Relapse.com in the original "green & black days". Then we had all those lame color switches that everyone got vaghurt about. Didn't we flood some other board for moms that got us all in trouble? LOL that was awesome. Then we said "Fuck this JOHNLAPSE... we're jumping ship". That's when we came into our own. But remember back in the good ol' days when we'd raise all sorts of hell to get Thurber banned, laughing at the horseshit ramblings of Robert, and Photoshopping JOFA helmets on that one guy? Man, that was great. And don't forget the animated .gif of a board-member wanksterbating on a picture of PenisNipple. FUCKING CRAZY BRO. You know, she was actually kinda cute and had big hooties. And how can we forget about the eminent Seingrind (hi Gibbaws!). Is Gibbler still doing that? Oh, and we'd get mad at TNBW because he'd make all those "smart" posts that intimidate the hell out of us. I see we have new emoticons now too.....the gong even flashes! WOWEE! So are we still posting about Mortiis and making Sharday's Big Natties threads? And what happened to that angry ninja turtle guy that hated fags? Did he get homo blood on him and get AIDS and die? Man, it's great to see you guys. Are we still doing 10 new trolls a week? I don't listen to much metal anymore, but it's super that you guys are staying tr00 and brvtal! I really thought that everyone would die as virgins in their mom's basements... but it looks like you guys know how to keep on truckin'.
ShitTheBed wrote:Oh yeah... SHOOTIME! Is he still around. He was a funny motherfucker!
Unfortunately he was driven mad from syphilis.
This is like talking to an internet ghost who doesn't even realize he's a ghost yet and keeps trying to talk to those around him. If you try to put a shirt on so people can recognize you I WILL PUNCH THE SHIRT INTO OBLIVION thus rendering you still a ghost. FUCK YOU, smellmyfinger
eh_d wrote:it's TNBW, the gui gave himself props for chrissakes....
Maybe it's the guy who had all the hummingbirds in his attic.
there's no way on earth that guy is still alive.
Who, motherfucker, WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?
Metal Parties for NY Fuckfaces Check It: clusterFUCKED
delmuerte "That's like a 1/10th of one dick, unless you're Scott Ward. In that case, it's like 10 dicks."
rape bear "I forgot to add: Scott Ward's pussy eating skills."
copstache "scott ward: rapist"
