Unstoppable Post Like Amelia thread

[Cryptoplasty]

i need my account deleted because there is no way i can resist the urge to respond to everything

[Kurt Russell's Beard]

if the majority of people really want me to stop posting, i'll ask kevin to delete my account. it really isn't that big of a deal. being forced to spend time elsewhere wouldn't be the worst thing to happen to me, eh?

Feigned hurt at personal attacks
Real hurt at personal attacks

It's one of these.

[Pyrite Medal of Ignorance]

i need my account deleted because there is no way i can resist the urge to respond to everything

kind of. if i can't respond, i lose interest quickly. interaction on a messageboard, fuuuuu.....

[Pyrite Medal of Ignorance]

Feigned hurt at personal attacks
Real hurt at personal attacks

It's one of these.

both.

[Cryptoplasty]

i pretend i don't take message board interaction seriously

[Kurt Russell's Beard]

Feigned hurt at personal attacks
Real hurt at personal attacks

It's one of these.

both.

Acting like some wise sage-hag with life experience exceeding my years

Gotcha again.

[Cryptoplasty]

Feigned hurt at personal attacks
Real hurt at personal attacks

It's one of these.

both.

i pretend i don't care about the truth

[Kurt Russell's Beard]

i pretend i don't take message board interaction seriously

The Apathy Clause takes on new meaning with her. All this is entirely important to her. She won't run out and get a new life. She was raised here. It's actually not right. It's why you don't give your baby more than a few sips of beer...you don't want to fuck them up that young.

[Green Chamber]

50 votes by tomorrow and i'm gone!

lets fucking do this thing...

[Pyrite Medal of Ignorance]

I'm curious what exactly you're hoping to achieve? I'm not going to be moved to betterment of myself by insults and other negative prodding. That doesn't work. I'm not saying coddling does either, but insults definitely serve to demotivate and disinterest. So if that's your goal, you're doing a splendid job!

[Kurt Russell's Beard]

Kevin, I believe the woman asked for her life back, and begged you to delete her account. A good man, a fair and compassionate man, would do this. I believe you are that man. For fucks sake give her a chance to get out in the world and find herself.

[Green Chamber]

i pretend i don't take message board interaction seriously

The Apathy Clause takes on new meaning with her. All this is entirely important to her. She won't run out and get a new life. She was raised here. It's actually not right. It's why you don't give your baby more than a few sips of beer...you don't want to fuck them up that young.

She has a tattoo of another board's JYFIHP equivalent.

[Pyrite Medal of Ignorance]

you don't even know what you're talking about, g.c....

that's not what it is, to me...

[Kurt Russell's Beard]

i pretend i don't take message board interaction seriously

The Apathy Clause takes on new meaning with her. All this is entirely important to her. She won't run out and get a new life. She was raised here. It's actually not right. It's why you don't give your baby more than a few sips of beer...you don't want to fuck them up that young.

She has a tattoo of another board's JYFIHP equivalent.

Are you serious?

She will never ever leave the internet.

[Bored, Esq.]

The only thing that will make Amelia leave is if everyone ignores her. That's really all there is to say.

[Necrometer]

Amelia: please make the poll where we vote to decide if you should be banned or not. I can't wait. I'm quite serious when I observe that you are a Korn E-card. The joke you are will live on even if we never see or hear from you again.

Back on topic: holy SHNIZ my left nipple is really tender! it feels like some slender bulldyke (ohmigawd YESSIR that does exist if u can beleevit) rubbed it with the finest-grain sandpaper for the duration of an episode of My So-Called Life, and left me there, alone and confused. also my labret seems infected but I don't remember ever getting it posted? maybe one of those times i was blakked out after slamming too much koff sizzurp

[Cryptoplasty]

I'm curious what exactly you're hoping to achieve? I'm not going to be moved to betterment of myself by insults and other negative prodding. That doesn't work. I'm not saying coddling does either, but insults definitely serve to demotivate and disinterest. So if that's your goal, you're doing a splendid job!

Your response can be found in columns A and B on page 1 of this thread.

[Cryptoplasty]

The only thing that will make Amelia leave is if everyone ignores her. That's really all there is to say.

She's never going to leave. I'd personally rather her stay just as I wanted Jofa to stay.

[Bored, Esq.]

The only thing that will make Amelia leave is if everyone ignores her. That's really all there is to say.

She's never going to leave. I'd personally rather her stay just as I wanted Jofa to stay.

Yeah, you're probably right. Oh well.

[metal5411]

A+ thread. I don't want her to leave though.

[Kurt Russell's Beard]

A+ thread. I don't want her to leave though.

Yeah, me either. I just want to see what happens.

[Cryptoplasty]

this thread does not bother me.

[The Torsion]

A
Gyno-secretions and excretory waste
Uneasy truce with female posters
Basement Lyfestyle
Odor
Inappropriate and shocking behavior
Rare and calculated appeals for pity
Predatory sexual behavior toward nice guys enacting reverse-gender deflowering empowerment bullshit

B
Ensnaring male posters in vago-bog at MDF
Metal justification and occasional reminder that I listen to music
Feigned hurt at personal attacks
Real hurt at personal attacks
Drug stories
Acting like some wise sage-hag with life experience exceeding my years
Random insertion




A little from column A and a little from column B.

Man it's just this one thing:

Rare and calculated appeals for pity

Define 'rare'.

[The Torsion]

I TALK ABOUT BEING TOUGH AND MASCULINE.

WHICH REALLY MEANS I'M JUST FAT AND TERRIFIED OF ANYONE CALLING ME ON MY BULLSHIT.

I know, I know, covered. We should keep KRB's list on file and use whichever one applies to any of her posts as a response. We could make smilies out of them!

[Friendly Goatus]

goatus, make this a poll. 50 votes by tomorrow and i'm gone!

I don't think we even have 50 posters that give a shit. I can't risk my reeelapse honor with a failed thread, you know this ehhmelia.